The Khitan King listened to Fang Er’s explanations word by word, like a curious child.
He was afraid of missing anything, of wasting this precious bath lotion.
After Fang Er finished speaking, he became a little impatient.
Hahahaha, Your Highness will go and take a bath first. Please do not blame Fang County Duke!
Go, go!
Fang Er was accustomed to this fellow’s habit of laughing whenever he spoke. It seemed calling him Gou Dan was not appropriate; the most fitting nickname for him would be Haha Brother!
Tiantian, accompany Fang County Duke on my behalf. Your Highness will return shortly.
The Khitan King left after saying this.
Xi Gua Tiantian watched him take the bottle away with some jealousy, so he moved closer to Fang Er.
County Duke Fang, do you perhaps have any more of that item?
Fang Er fumbled in his pocket and pulled out another bottle.
Here, Fang happened to bring two bottles.
Xi Gua Tiantian took the bottle excitedly, carefully unscrewed the cap, and took a deep inhale, imitating the Khitan King’s actions.
Hiss!!!
Ah~~~~~!
After inhaling, he exhaled deeply with a look of intoxication, his eyes shining as he looked at Fang Er.
Good stuff, truly good stuff! Would County Duke Fang be willing to sell this item!
Tiantian is willing to exchange it for three thousand adult ewes!
Fang Er was stunned for a moment.
He hadn’t intended to be so greedy. One bottle should be enough to exchange for a hundred or so sheep. It was just that he hadn’t thought of this matter when he came and hadn’t taken them out to put on the cart.
If a pile of bath lotion suddenly appeared, it wouldn’t make sense, so he planned to have the Khitan King send someone back to Shenyang with him to get more later.
Moreover, he had already made it clear to the Khitan King that one bottle of five hundred milliliters could only be used dozens of times.
And for this, Xi Gua Tiantian was willing to offer three thousand sheep in exchange?
This is too damn crazy!
No, no, no, there’s no need for that!
One bottle, a hundred sheep will suffice!
Feeling that the ratio of one to three thousand was too greedy, Fang Er directly lowered the price.
This item was exchanged from the system, and one bottle only cost about four taels of silver. Exchanging it for a hundred sheep was already a huge profit.
One bottle, only, only, only, only a hundred sheep?
Xi Gua Tiantian could hardly believe his ears, and his speech became a little incoherent.
Yes, one bottle, a hundred sheep!
Fang Er nodded affirmatively.
Then, then I, too, will offer three thousand sheep! Does County Duke Fang have so many?
Hahahaha, yes! Not to mention thirty bottles, even three hundred bottles! We can have people go to Shenyang to get them later!
Thank you, thank you, County Duke Fang! County Duke Fang is truly a good person!
Xi Gua Tiantian bowed repeatedly, then hugged the bottle and returned to his seat, hugging the bottle and sniffing it.
Until the banquet was served, the fellow reluctantly screwed on the cap and carefully handed the bottle to Elder Chu He beside him, saying, “Hold it carefully, if you dare to drop this thing, watch your head!”
The banquet was very unrestrained, with roast whole sheep, roast whole cattle, and even a camel, which the Khitan King didn’t know where he got, was also roasted!
A large plate of white jelly-like substance was brought to Fang Er’s table by a maid.
The Khitan King, who had finished washing up and smelling fragrant, also returned. He kept lifting his arms to smell his armpits, his expression one of sheer bliss.
Seeing Fang Er looking at the white substance with some confusion, he came over to explain.
Hahahaha! County Duke Fang might not know, but this is sheep tail oil, a great tonic, and it is only qualified for our tribe’s most honored guests to enjoy.
Come, Your Highness will teach County Duke Fang how to taste it.
After speaking, he picked up a small knife, cut off about ten centimeters from the sheep tail oil, cut a strip about an inch thick, picked it up with his hands, spread it flat on his left wrist, and then grabbed some spices, scattering a thick layer evenly.
After completing all this, he brought his mouth close, bit down on one end of the sheep tail oil, and sucked forcefully. The entire strip of sheep tail oil slid into his mouth in one go.
Then, his eyes lit up as he praised, “Mmm! After washing my body with this bath lotion, eating this sheep tail oil feels even better!”
Hahahaha! County Duke Fang, please try it!
After speaking, he handed the small knife to Fang Er.
Fang Er’s stomach was already churning. What on earth is this, a whole plate of sheep oil? Isn’t it too greasy to eat it like this?
He tried cutting a strip and directly threw it into his mouth, placing the oily piece on his wrist. What, does it taste saltier after being stained with sweat?
The thought of it made him feel disgusted!
As the oil entered his mouth, Fang Er couldn’t hold back after chewing twice and vomited with a “wah.”
Damn it, it’s gamey, smelly, and greasy!
After vomiting, he looked at the Khitan King apologetically.
Gou Dan, Fang cannot enjoy this thing at all. Please bring Fang a lamb leg, that’s more practical!
The Khitan King regretfully took the sheep tail oil back to his own table, then instructed the maid to chop a fat lamb leg for Fang Er.
When the lamb leg was delivered, the Khitan King took another sip of sheep tail oil, then picked up the wine cup on the table and stood up.
Hahahaha! Come, everyone, raise your glasses together to Fang County Duke! Thank you, Fang County Duke, for allowing us to submit to the Great Tang!
To Fang County Duke!
To Fang County Duke!
Everyone stood up together and raised their wine cups to Fang Er.
Hahahaha, uh!
Fang Er felt like he had been infected by Haha Goudan Ge!
The Khitan King is polite, and Chieftain Tiantian is polite. This cup should be offered to the Emperor first!
Come, let’s toast the Emperor first!
After speaking, Fang Er raised his wine cup and gestured towards the direction of Chang’an.
Hahahaha, Fang County Duke is right, toast the Emperor!
Toast the Emperor!
Toast the Emperor!
Dry!
Everyone in the tent drank the wine in their cups in one go.
Pfft!~~
Fang Er, not very honestly, vomited again!
What on earth is this!
Gou Dan, it seems your standard of living needs improvement!
Zhuzi, go and get the wine from the cart!
The Khitan King looked at Fang Er drinking the wine and then spitting it out, feeling some pity for the wasted wine.
This thing, exchanged from Central Plains merchants, was one jar of wine for one sheep.
Zhuzi went quickly and returned even faster, carrying a box and walking in.
He placed the box aside, took out four pots of ‘Men Daolv’ from it, placed one pot on Fang Er’s table, and handed the other three pots to the maids serving in the tent, asking them to pour the wine.
Fang Er poured himself a cup. After everyone else had changed to Men Daolv, he said.
Come, everyone, try my lord’s wine!
The Khitan King had already experienced the benefits of the bath lotion. After washing, his body smelled fragrant, and he no longer had the fishy, muttony smell of horse urine, and it was also incredibly smooth.
Looking at the wine glasses filled by the maids before him, he curiously picked one up. Just a simple sniff and he felt the wine fragrance rush straight to his head, making him feel invigorated!
Good wine! Thank you, County Duke Fang, for the good wine!
After speaking, he downed the full cup, at least three liang of Men Daolv, in one gulp.
Mmm~~!
As soon as the wine entered his throat, the Khitan King felt he had been careless.
What a strong wine!
But considering his identity as the Khitan King, he couldn’t possibly spit this wine out. He widened his eyes like ox eyes and swallowed it down alive.
After entering his stomach, it felt like a raging fire burning fiercely in his chest. The slight coolness of the night was instantly driven away.
Roar~~~!
The Khitan King couldn’t help but roar, “Wonderful!”
Then he looked at Fang Er, “County Duke Fang is truly extraordinary! Everything he brings out is a treasure! This wine is amazing!”