Returning to the mansion, as soon as he entered the back courtyard, he saw Chai Yue, Xiao Qing, and the others looking at him with an indescribable expression.
Confusion?
Unease?
Self-reproach?
Fang Er looked at them, completely bewildered, "What's wrong with you all?"
Chai Yue immediately approached with a fawning smile, "Husband, where have you been these past few days?"
"Oh, nothing much, just took a trip to Ryukyu to handle some matters," Fang Er said, taking the hot towel handed by Xiao Qing to wipe his face.
After that, no matter how much he asked, no one said what had happened.
It wasn't until he entered the room that evening that Fang Er took out the scepter he got from Maya and thrust it into Chai Yue's hand.
"Here, I promised you years ago, a big jewel. See if you like it?"
Chai Yue stared blankly at the fist-sized ruby on the scepter for a long time.
"Wuwuwu~~"
Suddenly, she covered her face and burst into tears.
Then, she buried her head in Fang Er's embrace and choked out the reason.
It turned out that on the day he had just returned, the women had shut him out, and then the next day he had left for Ryukyu, departing suddenly without saying goodbye.
This had terrified Chai Yue and the others, who thought Fang Er had run away out of anger.
Fang Er patted her back, a mixture of amusement and exasperation on his face, "What nonsense are you thinking? Is your man that petty?"
"Besides, it was my fault first for bringing Da Bao back, how could I be angry with you all."
"You're really not angry?" Chai Yue raised her head and looked at him seriously.
Fang Er grinned wickedly, reaching out to lift her chin, "Hmm~ it wouldn't be entirely true to say I'm not angry at all. As the old saying goes, absence makes the heart grow fonder for a reunion, so you'll have to perform well tonight~"
"You~~~ You only bully me!" Chai Yue's face turned crimson. She broke free from Fang Er's embrace and, without looking back, darted into the inner room.
"Hahahahahahaha~"
Fang Er roared with laughter and shouted outside, "Girls, come quickly to serve your master as he bathes and changes!"
[Scumbag!]
The system's吐槽 voice suddenly echoed in his mind.
Fang Er was immediately displeased, "System Sister, you've been tormenting me for a month, who is more of a scumbag between us?"
[Hmph~ Hmph hmph~ Hmph hmph hmph hmph~ We'll see!]
The system's tone was filled with contempt, completely unlike its usual ready-to-argue or shock-you-with-electricity reactions.
This kind of reaction from her actually made Fang Er's heart pound.
What was going on?
Bing Yu and the other girl carried the bathtub in and poured warm water into it.
Bathe, get into bed.
—Splitting—
In the morning, Fang Er stared blankly at the ceiling.
His "happy" life was gone!
He had tried it n times yesterday, and the result was always the same.
"System, you gossip, get out here quickly!"
In his mind, he roared like a madman.
[Tsk tsk tsk, what's wrong? Too young to be impotent?]
The scene from that room reappeared, the system, dressed in black silk, sat provocatively on the sofa, looking at him with a teasing expression.
"Damn it, it's all your fault. How much have you wasted for me this past month?"
"If it's not a jin, it's at least eight liang! Believe it or not, I'll find Old Sun to trepan you!"
Fang Er glared at her, his mood at its nadir.
The thought of Chai Yue's sympathetic, pitying, and heartbroken gaze yesterday made him want to drag the system out and shove it into a stamping machine.
[Come on, I'll bet a pack of spicy strips, you don't dare to let that old geezer trepan me~]
[Hee hee hee hee hee~~]
What the heck!
Fang Er was stunned. This was the first time the system had shown such a girlish demeanor in front of him.
Paired with her current attire, it was practically inciting criminal behavior...
[Oppa~~ Do you still have the capital for crime? ]
This seductive voice made Fang Er feel instantly limp all over, all the way to the crown of his head~
"What the heck, what exactly do you want!"
He chickened out~
He couldn't hit her, and scolding her was useless. He was utterly helpless against this system.
Since when did this woman become so difficult to deal with?
[Hmm~~ I haven't decided yet~~]
[However, Oppa~~ It's time for you to draw lots~~]
Fang Er: ..........wap.kanshuwu.net
What the f**k, had this system been swapped?
Before he could ask again, the screen flashed and vanished. No matter how much he shouted, there was no response.
He had no choice but to foolishly open the system panel. As expected, the items had refreshed.
Unknowingly, it was already October!
The current items displayed were daily necessities, such as clothes racks, plastic basins, and so on.
After exchanging them, he mechanically clicked that poop-yellow button.
Hamburgers, fries, cola, fried chicken~
Damn it, all that stuff from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
He exchanged three times, took out a cup of cola, and took two sips in the covers. It seemed to be with ice.
It refreshed again.
"Pfft~"
Fang Er couldn't control himself for a moment. Upon seeing the items displayed on the panel, he immediately sprayed a mouthful of cola onto Chai Yue's face.
"Ah~ Husband, what are you doing!"
Chai Yue was awakened from her sleep and instinctively reached up to her face.
It was cold, sticky, and gooey~
Her face flushed, she hit Fang Er's chest, "You're so wicked! How could you do that to my face~"
"That, I just remembered something, and couldn't help myself for a moment. Wipe yourself, I'm going out first~"
Fang Er awkwardly got out of bed, got a towel for her from outside, then put on his clothes and rushed out as if fleeing.
Chai Yue watched his retreating back with a mix of amusement and exasperation. After wiping her face, she even brought the towel to her nose to sniff.
"Hmm? Why does the smell seem wrong?"
Fang Er had already run far away and had no idea what his wife was thinking at that moment.
In the study, looking at the items displayed on the system panel, he was ecstatic.
Two pages, twenty items, four categories, all American!
Gatling gun, M24 sniper rifle, Barrett sniper rifle, M4A1 carbine, M10 submachine gun.
M1 main battle tank, M24 light tank, M8 airborne tank, M2 infantry fighting vehicle, AAV7 amphibious assault vehicle.
Hummer military off-road vehicle, Chevrolet rapid assault vehicle, Ford GPW amphibious jeep, Peterbilt 389 heavy-duty truck, Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
Gulfstream G650 business jet, Boeing 747 passenger jet, F22 Raptor fighter jet, Apache attack helicopter, B2 stealth bomber.
"Hey~"
"Heh heh~"
"Heh heh heh heh~"
His previously stifled mood instantly turned joyful. He exchanged three times in quick succession.
The last refresh showed all sorts of adult toys. After exchanging them, he closed the system panel.
He left the mansion and went to a deserted place. With a wave of his hand, he summoned a Peterbilt 389 heavy-duty truck. Looking at its imposing exterior, he felt a sense of immense satisfaction.
The prototype of Optimus Prime. Any man who had seen that movie probably wouldn't dislike this truck.