They didn't care if it was confusing or not. After landing at the hospital, they pulled Sun Simiao and ran straight to the ICU.
"I know you have a lot of questions, but don't ask anything now. Help me save this person first!"
Along the way, Sun Simiao was curious about everything he saw, but Fang Er's words immediately silenced his doubts.
At the entrance of the ICU, Fang Er glared at Yi Hui.
"And you! You'd better keep today's events buried, or I won't hesitate to eliminate you as a spy!"
Yi Hui felt he had never been so confused in his life. He felt stifled by not being able to share such a magical experience!
But he wasn't foolish enough to be Liu Commander's confidant, so he knew the seriousness of the matter and nodded obediently.
Inside the ICU, a group of doctors were busy. Fang Er pushed the door open and walked in with Sun Simiao.
Hearing the door open, someone looked over. Seeing the two of them, they immediately shouted, "Stop!"
"Do you know what this place is! If Commander Liu has any trouble, can you bear the responsibility?"
Fang Er pushed him aside, "The face-slapping scenes in novels shouldn't happen here. I don't have time to argue with you!"
"Get lost, don't delay the rescue!"
The two doctors who had spoken to Fang Er earlier were also inside. Seeing that he had really brought someone back, they quickly stepped forward and asked.
"Young man, is this the master you mentioned who can use the Huiyang Jiuzhen?"
Sun Simiao was a full 70 years old, with white hair and beard, wearing a long robe. Coupled with the transcendent aura cultivated through years of Taoist practice, they were already convinced by a third.
Fang Er nodded, "That's right!"
"Hurry up, make room!" One of the doctors quickly pulled others aside and made way for Sun Simiao.
Old Sun just glanced at Commander Liu on the bed, and his brows immediately knitted into a Sichuan character.
"This injury~"
"Forget it, let's start with the needles!"
Fang Er: .........
Damn it, this guy was definitely infected by Yuan Tiangang!
The others were even more bewildered by this remark. Just start needling without even checking the pulse?
Just then, Old Sun opened his medicine box and took out a cloth bag.
When he spread it out, it contained silver needles of various sizes, including three golden needles as fine as hair!
His hands brushed over them, and silver needles were already held between his fingers.
"Swish!"
While the doctors were still staring at the needle bag, Old Sun had already inserted a silver needle into the Yongquan point at the sole of Commander Liu's foot.
Then followed the eight acupoints: Yamen, Huantiao, Zusanli, Hegu, Laogong, Sanyin, Taixi, and Zhongwan.
"Huiyang Jiuzhen, this is truly Huiyang Jiuzhen!" exclaimed a doctor nearby.
"Nonsense! Is this called Huiyang Jiuzhen?" Old Sun heard this, turned his head, and gave him a contemptuous look.
Then, he continuously manipulated the needles with his hands, twirling, picking, poking, flicking, and lifting~~
"Huiyang Jiuzhen, it's called nine needles, but that's just the superficial aspect!"
"It also contains eighty-one techniques. If even one is applied incorrectly, the life-saving needle technique will immediately become a killing technique!"
"The path of medicine subtly aligns with the heavenly way, how can it be as simple as you imagine?"
"~~~~~~"
While busy, he explained the key points of Huiyang Jiuzhen in a lecturing tone, clarifying every movement.
The doctors, initially indifferent, gradually became serious. Some even took out their phones to record videos.
Commander Liu on the hospital bed slowly began to respond, and the readings on the monitor also started to improve.
"Stabilized! The heart rate has stabilized!"
"The blood oxygen is also rising~"
"Oh my god, it's too miraculous!"
"Who, who, who is this old immortal from?"
"Oh my god, Americans~"
Fang Er looked curiously at the person upon hearing this. Why was there a foreigner inside?
"Ying~~~"
On the hospital bed, Commander Liu, who had been in a coma, suddenly made a strange sound, and then slowly opened his eyes.
"Holy cow, amazing!!"
"There should be a break in the sound here~~"
"Shut up!" Old Sun glared at them with an unfriendly expression, and then did something that made the doctors present even more confused.
He opened the medicine box and took out a ginseng root from the bottom.
Lifted, yes, lifted!
This ginseng root weighed two to three catties~~
Its root hairs were more numerous than Old Sun's beard!
Casually pulling off a few hairs, he rubbed them in his palm, pried open Commander Liu's mouth, and roughly stuffed them in.
Seeing this, Fang Er confirmed again that he was definitely influenced by Yuan Tiangang. Old Sun had never been so violent before!
After finishing, he put the ginseng and needle bag back into the medicine box, placed his hand on Commander Liu's pulse for a while, and then said to Fang Er.
"Alright, this life is saved!"
"It's just this kidney, it will probably have to be removed~"
"By the way, it's been a long time since anyone let this poor Taoist remove a kidney, how about letting me have some fun?"
"He's unconscious anyway, so no anesthetic is needed~"
A group of doctors: ...........
Fang Er was also speechless, "True Master Sun, changing kidneys here is not as casual as it is over there!"
"People have human rights~~~"
Old Sun's eyes widened, and his beard twitched as he said, "Nonsense! This poor Taoist doesn't believe there are no rapists in prison~"
"Oh, boundless heavenly venerate, forgive this poor Taoist for cursing again!"
"You wait, I'll ask for you!" Fang Er looked helplessly at the doctors.
"He said he wants to change it, so Commander Liu's kidney is definitely unusable. Can you find a suitable match?"
Everyone looked at each other. This kind of thing requires checking the matching database, and the data changes every moment. Who can just blurt it out?
Seeing that no one spoke, Sun Simiao said impatiently, "So troublesome! Young friend, if it doesn't work, have someone send over a couple of fat pigs!"
"I'll remove this guy's kidney and put four pig kidneys on him, and it definitely won't be a problem."
Immediately, someone among the doctors stood up to object, "No, how can humans transplant pig organs? Although there have been cases of pig heart transplants recently, that heart was genetically edited. You can't just grab any pig!"
"That's because you're incompetent, what does it have to do with this poor Taoist?" Old Sun stared at them as if they were idiots.
"Don't say anything else. With four pig kidneys installed, I guarantee this guy can have sex with seven women a night after he recovers!"
Good heavens!
As soon as these words were spoken, even Fang Er was stunned.
What exactly had Old Sun been researching these past few years?
Could it be that he secretly used Fang Xin as an experimental subject?
Although Old Sun said it with certainty, transplanting pig kidneys was impossible here.
The doctors present checked the matching center through their mobile phones and happened to have a suitable kidney source for transplantation.
Thus, Commander Liu, who was still in a coma, missed out on the four kidneys that could have allowed him to have sex with seven women a night~
Seeing that there was no opportunity to act, Sun Simiao shook his head in disappointment.
"Tsk tsk tsk~~ Poor guy, I'll mourn for you for three seconds~"