Chapter 1

Ctv5's commentator He Wei quietly entered a sentimental state, causing Atletico Madrid fans in front of the TV to sigh repeatedly, cursing the transfer ban ten thousand times in their hearts. The transfer ban wasn't scary, what was scary was being banned during the transition period between the old and new lineups. The comment section was filled with joy, with names like Za Ball King, Li Invincible, and "Mo Ronaldo."

At Stamford Bridge, blue flags fluttered. Li Kang took off his jersey and handed it to Koke. He had originally planned to exchange jerseys with Saul, but unfortunately, the Atletico Madrid genius was unable to travel to London due to injury. "Li, you must win the Champions League title and let others know that Atletico Madrid just had bad luck and lost to the strongest team in Europe."

Chelsea's coach Tuchel had a serious expression. That season, Heynckes' Bayern's battles were too mystical.

Li Kang nodded earnestly, his gaze consciously moving to Real Madrid's coach Zidane, who had an unfathomable look on his face. Li Kang found a stack of manuscripts in his bag. "Chelsea."

《The Blue Storm That Shook Europe.》[Hoping Li Mingdeng can win the Little Big Ears Cup and the Hercules Trophy this year, don't leave any regrets.

A moment ago, his Dao heart shattered.

Zidane kept a smile on his face, roughly flipping through a few pages.

From the schedule, they still had to draw, and they had to determine the home and away games. Atletico Madrid didn't go anywhere - [The Rise of the Premier League, Liverpool and Chelsea joined hands to enter the Champions League quarterfinals. This Champions League Golden Boot is either Salah or from Atletico Madrid!] After arriving in the locker room, the screen was divided into two halves, giving close-ups of Tuchel and Heynckes. The reporters' minds at the pre-match press conference were all focused on the Champions League semi-finals. The number of comments, likes, and reposts skyrocketed.

Manchester City vs. Real Madrid.

Guardiola appeared. From the cholo-taka prototype in the first leg, one could understand Guardiola's overflowing talent on the offensive end. Yan Lan and his teammates sat in front of the TV, watching the eight redundant clichés. During his time at Leverkusen, he discovered that Atletico Madrid had turned 《GTA5》 into a train simulator, letting the protagonist - Big White Egg - ride a motorcycle to the train station, waiting for traffic lights along the way, and finally jumping onto the train, watching the scenery along the way. The general content was Atletico Madrid's coach's vision for the forward lineup: a striker at the front + a striker at the back + ???

Buffon scratched his head: "How did we draw Bayern?" 《Coach Zidane: A Sword in His Hand, A Sword in His Heart.》- [Don't mention it, La Liga's European战积分, Atletico Madrid has almost lost it in the past two years.] The club gave all the players a day off, and Abu generously distributed the Champions League quarter-final bonus. A crisp sound of glass shattering suddenly rang in his heart. Arteta quickly hugged Guardiola back to the coach's seat, comforting him repeatedly, and conveniently unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, feeding it to the latter's mouth. The media didn't understand, Bayern hadn't even advanced to the quarter-finals yet, the German giant's game wasn't until tomorrow! - [What kind of metaphysics? Don't slander my Zizou, winning depends on luck! His tactics have surpassed this era, you ordinary people just don't understand.] Shevchenko, who was late, dispelled the audience's sleepiness in time. Because as soon as he closed his eyes, he could deduce the game. - [Xuanzong is awesome! Golden House

The Nuclear Warhead directly broke open the big ball. Klopp unconsciously smoothed his hair. Etihad Stadium. Ever since a "Tactical Palace" floated up from God's perspective, he had lost interest in football games.

He had gained another pound, and his playing style was becoming less and less like the "Xavi successor" he once was.

《The Pope: Bless Liverpool.》 Koke hugged Li Kang vigorously. The system prompt sounded quietly. After completing the basic training volume in the front yard, he returned to the living room and turned on the game console. Unfortunately, several high-level UEFA officials were talkative. One Champions League news item after another exploded on the entire network. "Liverpool."

Morata said confidently: "Don't worry, I've never lost against Bayern when facing them with Li!"

Bayern's old coach smiled kindly.

"Bayern Munich." "Bayern Munich's Champions League quarter-final list is out: Real Madrid, Liverpool, Chelsea, Bayern Munich - [Robben and Boateng are injured, hoping they can recover before next month's semi-final.] This guy clearly hadn't done anything. Atletico Madrid smiled and nodded, then shook his head. A peak duel at the tactical level.

"Real Madrid."

Tuchel smiled and didn't explain too much why.

"I will choose to bless them." The Chelsea players in front of the TV were stunned. [The treasure chest is opening. Congratulations on obtaining: Simeone's "Forward Pairing" manuscript.] He issued his first public message: Chinese fans, I love them. In the blink of an eye.

《In-depth Review: Galaxy Battleship vs. Blue Moon, Zidane's Adjustments: Unchanging to Respond to All Changes, No Moves Beat Moves.

The comment section exploded: Rows and rows of uniformly aligned "pink piggy" emojis. Wilde walked into the living room and looked at the big screen in surprise, unable to help but mutter in his heart: "He's turned 《Far Cry 5》 into a tourism simulator again." All procedures were simplified. It was broken.

In 2018, many things unrelated to football happened on the online platform.

[Reward settlement complete.] Guardiola held his head and bent over, his expression dazed, his eyes scattered. The two both regarded each other's club as the strongest opponent in Europe.

《The Bed Sheet Army in Distress, Yan Lan Fainted at Stamford Bridge.》 Without dragging his feet. "The seventh match result is out, Liverpool against Real Madrid."

《Guardiola's Champions League Sorrow.

《The All-Conquering German Steel Torrent!

"Mr. Tuchel, which team do you most want to meet in the semi-finals?"

"Bayern Munich!"

The next day.

Did the seventh result need to be drawn? It must be Real Madrid against Liverpool. [Congratulations on obtaining: Atletico Madrid's Golden Treasure Chest.] "The first match result is out, Chelsea against Bayern Munich." "Which team do you think is the most difficult to deal with in the semi-finals?"

His answer was short: "No matter which team meets Li, the result is the same."

Even cartoons dare not describe that kind of dreamy scene of "breaking the low post and multi-point flanking."

They threw out questions one after another. From a purely tactical point of view, Heynckes' Bayern was the most terrifying opponent. His preemptive deployment and subsequent adjustments were completely one step ahead of the opposing coaching staff, so why was he still behind?

The Champions League quarter-final draw officially began. During that time, every time he simulated a game against Heynckes' Bayern from God's perspective, the "Tactical Palace" floating in the air would shake violently, shedding pieces of golden sand.

The heat of the pink piggy incident even overshadowed the pre-match news of the Champions League semi-final draw. This situation wasn't happening for the first time. The most famous was: Figo opened a personal social account on Sina Weibo. Then, in the constantly flashing magnesium lights, he walked towards the tunnel. That night, in Ctv5's live broadcast room, the barrage was full of "Metaphysics," "Master Xuan," "Son of Fortune," and "Galaxy Emperor."