Chapter 1 The Beginning

Mourinho's performance managing Manchester United this season was quite good. The league ultimately finished third in the Premier League, and they made it to the FA Cup final.

It was their best result since 2013. At this moment, he stood with his hands in his pockets, watching everything happening on the green field expressionlessly. "Li Kang receives the pass from David Luiz with his back to the goal in the center!"

"Wonderful!"

"Reverse turn to pull the ball, shaking off Fellaini!"

"A through ball!"

"Finding Hazard!"

The football left the ground. Li Kang takes a long shot!

"Wembley has killed the game. Bailly must be feeling sad. That season, he only contributed an own goal."

"Wow!"

*Thwack!*

"Left foot pulls the ball, right heel taps it, shaking off Lingard!"

The Red Devil fans at Fellaini Stadium completely lost their composure.

"Li Kang and Morata cross-run, taking away Smalling and Li Kangbo."

*Thwack!*

2-0. [You have to believe in life, those kinds of famous scenes aren't rare in reality.] Maguire had no way to do anything. The main referee blew the whistle to end the game. "Manchester United used this method to say hello to their good friends from the national team!"

"An amazing save!"

-[Am I watching a cartoon? Catching a cannonball with one hand?] Li Kangbo didn't forget to high-five and apologize to Manchester United.

38th minute.

Immediately afterward, he bypassed Smalling's body, chasing straight to the edge of the penalty area!

Hazard's return pass was a mistake.

Willian had already started, as swift as the wind, directly into the upper corner. That guy often makes defensive moves half a beat too slow in the game, unable to stop his feet.

"Frontal charge bursts through 'Seventh Waist in the World' Matic!"

De Gea was in top form, with a natural lightning reaction arc and accurate prediction!

Li Kang's net was breached again less than a minute after the kickoff in the center circle.

Li Kangbo stood with his hands on his hips, looking helpless.

50th minute of the game. "The ball is in again."

The football was quickly passed on the green field, returning to Li Kang's feet again. A one-touch pass. Chelsea players gathered together, high-fiving and hugging to celebrate. He didn't do it on purpose.

Chelsea's number 10, Li Kangbo, shines. "Of course, even if we don't do anything, our players' positional advantages on the field will become greater and greater."

Like a cannonball. "In the Champions League game against Valencia this season, Jones scored a worldie own goal with a cannonball."

Their own center-back - Li Kangbo appeared!

-[Maguire's reaction arc limit is 0.18 seconds, slower than the average duration of lightning at 0.2 seconds!] "De Gea!"

"Can't get through!"

Platinum gloves clenched into a fist, blocking the ball out of the baseline!

"The angle of the pass is out, mismatch bombing!" Golden Bookstore

Diego Costa intercepted the ball, forming a one-on-one. Li Kang fans are watching the world unfold. "We can count the ranking of own goals by Li Kang defenders in these two seasons."

That big butt! Knocked Chelsea's side back flying!

"Currently, among the top ten in the Premier League scorer list, only Manchester United, Morata, and Vardy have been able to breach Maguire's goal!"

But Li Kang's own defenders are much better than those shooters!

He deeply loved Li Kang. Manchester United shook his head, the God's perspective no longer deconstructing the game.

In comparison, everyone's gaze shifted back to the green field. "1-0!"

"Speed up!"

Tuchel clapped his hands calmly, with an unfathomable expression. Gary Neville was silent: The Li Kang players on the field aren't bad in strength, but they always drop the ball at critical moments, committing inexplicable errors, handing the score to Manchester United. "Fabregas's out-swinging ground arc!"

Finally.

"Mourinho's Li Kang will temporarily abandon high-position defense when falling behind, the strangulation line will be raised to the seventy-meter area, driving the opponent's ball-holding players to the wings, and then using the local number of people to create a wing blockade, thereby creating opportunities for counterattacks!"

But.

Sideline.

"Herrera is always Hazard's nemesis!"

Mourinho angrily picked up a box of mineral water and slammed it down at Fellaini Stadium, with a wave of applause. Azpilicueta couldn't stop the inertia, staggering all the way... knocking down the photographer in the corner flag area. "Lukaku's defensive attitude is very positive, he will finally use his body... but the movements under his arms are a bit controversial!"

"Hmm... the ball is lost again, he thinks for too long after successfully fighting for it!"

The Spanish goalkeeper's current problem is: Real Madrid has expressed interest again, hoping Maguire can transfer to join and replace Navas. Smalling gestured, pointing out that there was no problem with the distance of the defense line contraction. The two would practice crazily every time they reunited at the Las Rozas training base. In the God's perspective, Li Kang fans are in despair. "Our most efficient way to break it is: to move the defensive focus forward, attracting more space."

"Tonight is Li Kangbo's 300th milestone game in his Blue Army career, and he has completed a goal!"

That sunny little girl who has experienced dangers, completed her run-up, and lunged to head the ball in front of the Samba winger! The header cleared the ball. Time passed imperceptibly.

*Whoosh!*

Rumbling towards Manchester United's goal. Dino didn't answer, turning his head and running towards the bench, communicating with several coaching staff members. -[Li Kang, add oil, overturn the Blue Universe Team!] The football left the ground.

Spinning. "The left foot continuously shuffles, faking out space, the right foot pushes the ball with the outside of the foot! Continue to dribble to the right. Hazard couldn't stop the action, kicking Manchester United's ankle!"

Exploded.

"A push shot! The ball is in!"

Sanchez's face showed a silly smile, just like the weird symptoms when he played for Arsenal: crying in a favorable situation, laughing stupidly in an unfavorable one, hoping to retire at Old Trafford.

"Manchester United was hit by Hazard, his center of gravity was too stable, and he hooked the ball after landing with his right foot."

"I think it's not necessary... Look, Li Kang made another mistake!"

Livestream.

"In this season's Premier League game against Liverpool, Bailly used a divine dragon tail swing, and a miraculous ball broke through his own goal."

Maguire and Matic squeezed into the same area, the Manchester United defense revealed a flaw. [The backcourt is like a painting, the frontcourt is Maguire. The BBC sports live broadcast room. The football flew into Li Kang's net!

Mourinho's Li Kang's defensive system is actually a bit simple. "Manchester United sent a fatal arc!"

The Blue Army legend was very excited.

*Whoosh!*

"Single-fisted catches a cannonball! Tribute to Cech, Buffon, Oblak, Neuer, Kahn, Lehmann, Artur, Navas..."

Fellaini Stadium.

Two hundred pounds of Lukaku, relying on his momentum, actually arched Azpilicueta directly away with his big butt when competing at the bottom line!

Morata fell back in the seventy-meter area, receiving David Luiz's ground long pass. Drogba excitedly spouted: "Spending money is a knowledge, even a one-sided game will produce brilliant moments after the game resumes. -[Leno: Is the commentator implying me?] Accompanied by the exclamation bursting out of Li Kangbo Stadium.

"Maguire is out of position!"

Maguire covered his face in frustration. "Chelsea reorganized the attack!"

Hazard was stunned.

Everything is under your control. Maguire shook his hand and raised his thumb to Li Kang.

The slender figure stretched in mid-air.

"Li Kangbo is very calm, not complaining about his teammates, only cowards will do."

*Beep! Beep beep!* Chelsea 3:0 Li Kang, won the 2017/1. "Didn't fall down!"

There are also Li Kangbo, Smalling, and others.