As the yellow weasel’s question arose.
At that moment.
Zhang Wei almost blurted out subconsciously, you’re like a dick.
Fortunately, he reacted in time.
Then
Zhang Wei tilted his head and opened his mouth to the yellow weasel: “Ababa Aba.”
Yellow weasel: “?????”
Zhang Chao’s eyes widened: “????”
Wu Nian’s mouth slightly opened, stunned: “????”
[Ding! The yellow weasel is stunned, met a mute?]
[Host gains System Points +2]
At this moment.
Zhang Wei gestured to the yellow weasel, as if using sign language, pointing to his mouth.
“Ababa Aba, A! Ba! A!! Ba~”
As if responding to the yellow weasel’s request for a blessing.
[Ding! The yellow weasel’s balls ache, damn, what the hell are you gesturing, I can’t understand, do you want to say I’m like an immortal?]
[Host gains System +2]
So.
The yellow weasel stopped looking at Zhang Wei and looked directly at Zhang Chao.
[Ding! The yellow weasel spat on the ground in his heart, really unlucky, the first customer is a mute.]
“People ahead, do you see me as a human, or as an immortal.”
The hoarse voice, like a human’s, sounded again.
Its figure stood outside the light, but its eyes were clearly visible, emitting a green glow.
The next second.
Zhang Chao tilted his head and spoke.
“Ababa Aba, A? Ba?”
Yellow weasel: “?????”
Wu Nian was stunned again: “???”
Only Zhang Wei chuckled in his heart.
Just now, when the yellow weasel asked Zhang Chao, he subtly gave Zhang Chao a look and specifically pulled on Zhang Chao. Zhang Chao immediately understood.
[Ding! Yellow weasel o(*￣︶￣*)o??? Damn it! Another mute?]
[Host gains System Points +2]
The system sounded in his mind.
Zhang Wei was overjoyed. He had been wondering if he could get system points by having others ‘act’ on ghosts and provoke emotions in them. Now it seemed he could! It seemed he had found another good way to earn system points.
For a time.
Zhang Wei and Zhang Chao, the two from the ‘Deyun Society’, looked at each other, speaking one after another, occasionally saying “Ababa”.
The yellow weasel’s mouth twitched as it watched.
“Hoo~”
The yellow weasel exhaled to relieve its mood, its green eyes looking at Wu Nian.
“People ahead, do you see me as a human, or as an immortal.”
The hoarse voice, like a human’s, sounded.
Seeing this, Wu Nian.
He clasped his hands together:
“A…”
However, as soon as the ‘A’ of ‘Amitabha’ was uttered, and before ‘Mi’ was about to come out, his mouth twitched. He saw Zhang Wei and Zhang Chao staring at him intently, their gazes directed at him.
Feeling the expectant looks in their eyes, as bright as those of ‘Kasilan’, their meaning was self-evident.
Wu Nian was amused and exasperated, and finally sighed in his heart, “Sin, sin.”
Then…
He clasped his hands together, faced the yellow weasel, and uttered a shy “Aba… Aba…”.
Yellow weasel: “?????”
[Ding! Yellow weasel (#｀皿´)??? Stammering plus mute???]
[Host gains System Points +2]
At this moment.
On the dark and dim night road, a strange scene was unfolding.
There were three people and one yellow weasel.
They were only a few meters apart.
The three people were there, acting out the Three Kingdoms with “Ababa”, while the yellow weasel’s mouth twitched.
[Ding! The yellow weasel saw the host still saying “Ababa”, sighed, and thought, forget it, let’s find someone else for the blessing!]
[Host gains System Points +5]
The yellow weasel gave Zhang Wei and the other two a look of disgust, then turned to leave.
But at this moment.
“Aaba!!!”
Zhang Wei shouted loudly, stopping the yellow weasel, and waved at it, his intention clearly to call it back.
“What?”
The yellow weasel blurted out subconsciously, looking at Zhang Wei impatiently.
But the next second.
The yellow weasel’s eyes lit up.
Under its gaze.
The first mute young man took out his phone from his pocket, pointed it at himself, then opened Baidu Translate, typed in a line of text, and clicked to play the sound.
Instantly.
The synthesized voice of Baidu spoke word by word.
“I’m sorry, I’m mute, I can’t speak, can I answer you using phone translation? Is that okay? Ok?”
The yellow weasel’s green eyes widened.
[Ding! The yellow weasel was dumbfounded, your operation has completely confused me.]
The yellow weasel stopped.
It felt a bit awkward.
This was the first time it had encountered someone answering a blessing request using phone translation. This operation was too groundbreaking, and… if the person answered, would it be accepting the blessing of a mute, or the blessing of Baidu?
Forget it, might as well try.
The yellow weasel looked at Zhang Wei and the other two.
“People ahead, do you see me as a human, or as an immortal.”
The hoarse voice, like a human’s, sounded again.
As its voice rang out.
The yellow weasel saw Zhang Wei quickly type on his phone, pick up the phone, point it at it, and click on Baidu Translate to play the sound:
“I think your question requires careful consideration before I reply, as it might not be good for you if I answer incorrectly.”
“How about this.”
“Do you have a phone? Let’s add each other on WeChat. When I’ve thought about it, I’ll give you an answer.”
“If you don’t have a phone, I have a Huawei Mate 40 Pro here. Would you like to buy it for 3000?”
“3000 is very cheap. The lowest price for a Huawei Mate 40 Pro now is over 6000. I’ve only used this for a few days, it’s brand new, selling it for 3000 is a loss-making deal.”
“Are you buying?”
“If you buy, transfer via WeChat or Alipay, I don’t dare to take cash, I’m afraid you’ll give me counterfeit money.”
“Don’t stay silent, my phone is really cheap, only used for a few days, selling it for 3000 is really cheap. If you don’t believe me, you can check the market, you’ll see how much of a loss I’m taking selling this phone so cheaply.”
The mechanical synthesized voice of Baidu echoed in its ears.
Yellow weasel: “……”
[Ding! The yellow weasel was stunned.]
[Host System Points +5]
The yellow weasel was stunned, its expression like someone on Momo, adding a beautiful girl, they chatted very congenially, but at the end, the girl asked him if he wanted to buy tea, saying she was selling tea.
…