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"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I afford to buy QQ? Is QQ something I can afford?" Huang He thought his sister-in-law was probably an idiot.
But soon, Huang He realized he was the idiot.
"Brother-in-law, what nonsense are you talking about? QQ isn't expensive, they're selling it for just 5 million. Our family has hundreds of millions in assets, we can't possibly not afford 5 million!" Leng Zhimeng said with a grin.
"Nonsense, how could QQ only be sold for 1 million... this isn't... wait, this is 2001!" Huang He smacked his head. His mind was full of that behemoth Tencent from 2021, but now it was 2001, twenty years ago. At this time, probably very few people in China knew about QQ!
However, how did his sister-in-law know about buying QQ? Was she also a transmigrator?
"Zhimeng, tell me, how did you know about buying this QQ?" Huang He asked curiously.
"It's not about how I know, it's that I want to buy it!" Leng Zhimeng pouted. "That Zhao Shan Niu from the next class is always showing off because she has a five-digit QQ number, but mine is six digits. I want to change to a five-digit QQ number, but the QQ customer service said it's no longer possible to apply."
"I just said that there's nothing in this world that can't be bought. Otherwise, I'll spend ten yuan to buy a five-digit QQ number. But that customer service actually mocked me, saying that since I have money, I should just buy the entire QQ company. It's only 5 million, and then my QQ number 1000 would be mine. Isn't that infuriating!" Leng Zhimeng said indignantly.
"Yes, it's quite infuriating. This customer service is too unprofessional!" Huang He muttered, remembering a funny anecdote from his past life.
When QQ first launched, the company only had five people. Besides being the general manager, "Little Ma" (Pony Ma) also served as the company's customer service.
Because the other four people in the company were professional programmers who needed to maintain QQ's daily operations, only "Little Ma" had nothing to do all day and was most suitable for customer service.
At that time, because QQ's active users were too few, less than 100. Many people logged in, tried to chat with someone, but found that no one was accompanying them. They couldn't even add a single live friend, so they uninstalled QQ.
To retain these users, "Little Ma" set his QQ account's gender and picture to female to chat with new users, doing his best to keep them. Only when QQ's user base grew did "Little Ma" stop doing this.
"Good heavens, I remember Little Ma's QQ number was 10000. But it's been two years, and QQ should have millions of registered accounts by now. Is this guy still working as customer service!" Huang He mused, completely ignoring Leng Zhimeng. This made Leng Zhimeng unhappy. She plopped down onto Huang He's stomach, then clasped Huang He's face with her hands and began to shake him vigorously and act spoiled.
"Brother-in-law, that customer service actually said I have no money, which means you have no money! Brother-in-law, you must prove to that customer service that you are a rich man, a rich man with hundreds of millions in assets!" Leng Zhimeng was indeed fierce. Huang He was jolted awake by her sudden shaking, and his nosebleed started to boil again uncontrollably.
Due to the position, Leng Zhimeng was almost lying on top of him, so the collar of her shirt fell in front of Huang He, revealing large expanses of collarbone and white flesh near her chest...
"I am not a pervert!"
"I am not a pervert!"
Huang He told himself this, then slightly lifted his head. A small, perfectly formed steamed bun with a red date on top, instantly came into view.
This girl was not wearing a bra!!
No, I need to look again.
Alas, there was no second glance. A young, cute voice asked, "Sister, Brother-in-law, are you fighting?"
"No, how dare I fight Brother-in-law!" Leng Zhimeng immediately sat up straight, assuming the appearance of a mature and sensible elder sister.
"Brother-in-law, are you fighting?" the milky voice asked unwillingly again.
"No, your sister just wants to see how many teeth an adult human has. This is important biological knowledge, it might even be on the college entrance exam!" Huang He said seriously.
"Oh!" The little one nodded, then spread her arms. "Brother-in-law, hug me! I want to watch TV, I want to watch Big Windmill!"
"Alright!" Huang He picked up the little one. This was the youngest sister of the Leng family, named Leng Zhiyuan. She was only seven years old today and in the first grade of elementary school.
"Brother-in-law, can you lend me 5 mao?" Suddenly, another small hand reached out to Huang He. It was a girl with long silver hair, wearing a traditional Chinese school uniform, with an eager expression.
"What's wrong? What do you need money for?"
"Of course, to buy food!"
"We're about to eat dinner, why are you still buying snacks?"
"Snacks aren't dinner, are they? Brother-in-law, considering I pick up my sister from school every day, hurry up and give it to me! The small shop is about to close!"
"Alright, here's one yuan. Hurry back!"
"Long live Brother-in-law!" The little one cheered and rushed out.
This was Leng family's fifth child, Leng Zhiting, who was 12 years old and in the fifth grade of elementary school. Her hobby was eating, and her characteristic was that she never got fat.
Shouting "Long live Brother-in-law, I like Brother-in-law the most!", Leng Zhiting returned like the wind and then rushed out like the wind, staying at home for no more than 2 minutes.
"Leng Zhiting, you little rascal, if you dare to buy instant noodles again, don't come home!" Leng Zhiting's speed was so fast that her mother-in-law didn't even react. In the end, she could only shout at Leng Zhiting's fleeing figure from the window.
Seeing this scene, Huang He was very emotional. This was exactly a miniature version of his own childhood.
Leng Zhiting ran off for more than an hour. Huang He held Leng Zhiyuan and watched the entire day's Big Windmill, as well as the animated show "The Brave Fighter" that was broadcast today. His mother-in-law's food was ready, but Leng Zhiting still hadn't returned.
So, his mother-in-law and Leng Zhiruo started to worry. Huang He saw this and was about to volunteer to go find her when the door was pushed open, and Leng Zhiting was picked up and thrown onto the ground.
"Sister, be gentle, you'll hurt me!" Leng Zhiting cried out.
"Heh, this won't hurt you. Otherwise, go to the martial arts team with me for a day tomorrow, and I guarantee you'll get hurt!" a cold voice said. Leng Zhiting immediately became silent as a cicada, with a fawning smile, and then scurried behind Huang He, whining pitifully, "Brother-in-law, Sister wants to kill me!"
"Zhiwen is back!" Huang He struggled to recall the name of his second sister-in-law, who was wearing a tracksuit but had an heroic aura. Leng Zhiwen, a university student, a sports scholarship student, currently the captain of the school's martial arts team, and a formidable figure who had won the national university women's championship.
"Mm!" Leng Zhiwen just gave a proud hum and went straight back to her room without even glancing at their brother-in-law.