Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I doing?

On the court, looking at the monster doing pull-ups on the rim, Heo Seung-jin, kneeling on the floor, felt extremely wronged.

And in front of the TV...

Almost instantly, the vast majority of Korean fans decisively chose "self-deception." As long as I turn off the TV fast enough, I can pretend that none of this happened.

But...

No matter how fast these Korean fans ran...

They couldn't change the fact that this "world-famous painting" created by Su Feng seconds ago would be repeatedly mentioned by basketball enthusiasts around the world for many years to come on the internet.

After all...

Classics never fade.

"Oh! My God! Look what you've done!

Oh! Listen to me, this is absolutely the most, most, most domineering dunk I've ever seen in my life!"

At the Rose Garden Arena, after Su Feng landed from the rim, O'Neal immediately raised Su Feng's right hand.

Moreover, this fathead was constantly pointing at Su Feng with his other hand, as if he was afraid that people wouldn't know how amazing a thing Su Feng had just accomplished.

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On the Trail Blazers' bench, Trail Blazers coach Cheeks felt that he must have been out of his mind tonight to think that Heo Seung-jin could hold on for two or three minutes.

Although in the NBA, it's not shameful for an inside player to get dunked on.

But what's obvious is...

Compared to those "background boards" who would rather die standing than live kneeling...

Heo Seung-jin's play just now had a bit of a nature of revenge against Su Feng.

Unfortunately...

Because the NBA referees were too "biased" towards Su Feng, Su Feng's violent dunk not only shook Heo Seung-jin off balance, but also...

According to the referee's gesture after blowing the whistle, this would also be a "2+1"!

"Was that... a foul by Heo Seung-jin?"

At this moment, the South Korean TV station, which had been silent for a long time, finally found a reason to interject.

"This kind of call is said to be normal in the NBA.

As a rookie who has just entered the NBA, the referees would definitely call a foul on Heo Seung-jin." Xu Zhangxun added after pondering for two seconds.

"Speaking of which, American basketball is really cruel and indifferent... At this time, no one is going up to help Heo Seung-jin.

Judging from Heo Seung-jin's center of gravity and weight, it shouldn't be easy for him to stand up on his own after falling off balance, right?"

Looking at Heo Seung-jin kneeling alone under the Trail Blazers' basket, the South Korean commentator said with a face full of indignation.

Uh...

Generally speaking, in basketball games, after a player falls, unless the fallen player's interpersonal relationships within the team are so bad that they've reached a certain level, other teammates will definitely step forward to lend a hand and pull him up.

As someone who usually knows how to respect the "American brothers (ba)ba)" in the team, Heo Seung-jin's popularity in the Trail Blazers is naturally not that bad.

But...

Because after dunking on Heo Seung-jin, someone's almost murderous gaze had been fixed on Heo Seung-jin...

Therefore, at this moment, even Garnett, who Heo Seung-jin usually respected the most, chose to ignore this hippo.

After all...

How could a man as righteous as Garnett ruin his years of friendship with Su Feng for the sake of a mere Korean hippo at this time?

As for Paul...

Seriously, based on what the South Korean commentators said about my CP3...

Even if Paul couldn't understand "Smecta language," the fact that Paul didn't go up and give Heo Seung-jin another kick was already giving Heo Seung-jin a lot of face.

Of course...

The Trail Blazers' players weren't entirely not going up to help Heo Seung-jin up because they were afraid of Su Feng.

It's just that...

You might not believe it if I told you.

Just as Patterson was about to step forward to help this hippo up...

This hippo actually started crying with a wronged expression.

And this...

In the eyes of the Trail Blazers' players, was really a little embarrassing.

Because isn't it just playing basketball?

You're already a professional player, what's there to cry about?

"So, what Da Zhi said in his memoir was true."

On the court, after high-fiving and chest-bumping with O'Neal, looking at Heo Seung-jin's face, which looked even fiercer when he cried than usual, Su Feng couldn't help but think of the evaluation Wang Zhizhi made of Heo Seung-jin when he retired in his original timeline.

At the time, when interviewed by reporters, Wang Zhizhi said with a speechless expression, "I remember there was a game where we had just finished playing against the Korean team, and Heo Seung-jin cried."

At this time, because the basketball reporter responsible for interviewing Wang Zhizhi that day wasn't very professional, he asked curiously...

Who is Heo Seung-jin?

As a result, because he couldn't think of what words to use to describe Heo Seung-jin for a moment, Wang Zhizhi casually added, "He's that Korean center who's over two meters twenty tall."

Admittedly, tall guys have a unique advantage in the sport of basketball.

But...

Not every tall guy can fully utilize his height advantage in the sport of basketball.

Look...

They're both centers who are over two meters twenty tall.

Whenever American reporters asked NBA stars of the same era as Yao Ming about their opinions on Yao Ming, Garnett, O'Neal, and others could not only rattle off a bunch of Yao Ming's advantages, but also when expressing their praise for Yao Ming, the heartfelt admiration was definitely not just because Yao Ming was Chinese.

In contrast...

Wang Zhizhi's sentence "He's that Korean center who's over two meters twenty tall"...

Perhaps, is the greatest compliment to Heo Seung-jin.

Because at least...

In the heart of the real number one center in Asia, he still has a little bit of weight.

At the Rose Garden Arena, after standing up from the floor on his own, Heo Seung-jin, who suddenly realized that he was a bit embarrassing, hurriedly wiped the tears from his eyes.

Actually...

The reason why Heo Seung-jin felt so wronged just now...

A large part of the reason stems from South Korea's cyberbullying.

After all, as the only hope of the entire village...

Heo Seung-jin was also afraid that Su Feng's world-famous painting would seriously stimulate the fragile glass hearts of his compatriots.

So, when he saw the coach preparing to substitute him, Heo Seung-jin immediately mustered up his courage and decided to say a few harsh words to Su Feng to get back at him.

Unfortunately...

Before Heo Seung-jin could open his mouth, Su Feng said to him in the highest level of Korean, that is, the language of the Celestial Dragons in the eyes of Koreans: English, "Hey, after you go back to Korea, remember to help me tell Xu Zhangxun and the others...

If they've already forgotten the past when my teammates and I beat them up in the Asian Championships...

Then next summer, I will definitely go and help them recall what it's like to be unilaterally beaten."

On the court, although Heo Seung-jin's English proficiency at this time wasn't enough to guarantee that he could understand what Su Feng was saying to him...

But with the help of a translator, after understanding every word Su Feng had just said, Heo Seung-jin was stunned in place...

Because, those Korean seniors who Heo Seung-jin felt were out of his reach in the Korean national team were just a bunch of clowns in Su Feng's eyes.

On the sidelines, in order to prevent Heo Seung-jin from further angering Su Feng, Cheeks, who had worked for the Sixers back then, hurriedly led Heo Seung-jin back to the bench.

"Are you stupid? F**k, how many times have I told you before this game!

In the NBA, especially the current NBA, the first rule of survival is to absolutely not try to anger Su on the court!"

On the Trail Blazers' bench, Cheeks, who knew Su Feng's meticulous personality, cursed at Heo Seung-jin.

And now...

Heo Seung-jin suddenly felt even more wronged.

Because clearly...

It was Su Feng who had been bullying him!

"If your brain is full of crap, then you can figure out how to swim back to Korea yourself tomorrow!

Because this is the NBA! Not the elementary school basketball league you Koreans usually play!"

On the sidelines, perhaps seeing that Heo Seung-jin was still a little unconvinced, Cheeks directly shouted out his evaluation of Korean basketball in front of Heo Seung-jin and his Korean translator.

And in an instant...

The figures of the Golden Generation and Yao Ming and others appeared in Su Feng's mind as he happened to pass by the Trail Blazers' bench.

At the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, I'm afraid Hu Weidong himself didn't know...

At that time, while commentating on the Chinese men's basketball game, the American on-site commentators repeatedly extended invitations to him, hoping that he could participate in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

And at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, it wasn't until he later joined the NBA that Little Yao realized...

It turned out that before that game started, the American men's basketball players had used him as a bet.

In addition, Sun Yue probably wouldn't understand until he retired why Kobe would hate him so much in the future for not cherishing his talent.

Think about it.

If it weren't for one player after another who let the Americans see that Chinese players could also play basketball like American players...

Then I'm afraid that in the eyes of the Americans, China's professional league would also just be elementary school basketball.

What is reality?

This is reality.

Cruel, ruthless?

No...

The strong are respected.

The weak are prey to the strong.

In the sport of basketball, laughter and joy always belong to the strong.

And the weak are destined to live in the shadow of the strong.

On the Trail Blazers' bench, perhaps Heo Seung-jin couldn't figure out for a while why his coach was so afraid of Su Feng...

But...

On the court, when he looked at Su Feng walking towards the free throw line, the young CP3 understood.

Su Feng, is the God of Basketball of this era.

At the Rose Garden Arena, after Su Feng made the free throw, the game continued.

In the first quarter, the Heat, who were in hot form, always dominated the game.

On the Trail Blazers' side, although CP3 played Payton quite a bit tonight, this old Glove still successfully used his experience to intercept Paul's passes to Garnett twice in the second half of the quarter.

At the end of the first quarter, the Heat led 35-23.

And now...

Looking at O'Neal's stats, Su Feng fell into silence.

Because according to the requirements of the "Rage of the Super Center" mission...

Only God knows how difficult it is to keep this shark from missing passes.

In the second half of the second quarter, in order to prevent O'Neal from missing passes, Su Feng was even only one step away from shaking off all the defenders and then handing the ball to O'Neal himself.

But even so...

At the end of the first half, with Su Feng's assists, O'Neal only scored 10 points, less than half of his total score of 22 points in the first half.

During the halftime break, because he knew that this game would probably be decided after the third quarter, in order to seize the last chance...

Su Feng felt that it was time to have a chat with O'Neal.

"Shaq... can you tell me why you can't just put that damn ball in?" In the visiting team's locker room, patting O'Neal on the shoulder, Su Feng said weakly.

Hearing this, O'Neal, who had a high EQ, saw through Su Feng's true intentions at a glance.

In O'Neal's opinion, Su Feng must be worried that his assist king title would be snatched away by Nash, so he hoped that he could reduce some unnecessary operations when attacking.

As Su Feng's most adorable "Shaq brother"...

If he couldn't even satisfy this small request from his handsome "brother"...

Then what right did O'Neal have to be Su Feng's "third brother"?

Therefore, after thinking for a while, O'Neal said to Su Feng, "Su, in the second half, I will come over and play more pick-and-rolls with you."

And now, after Nash, Su Feng felt that...

He had finally met another "Pippen" in the NBA who was willing to do his best to assist him.

Because if it were Carter...

Then Su Feng believed that that special Carter would definitely complain that he was trying to pad his stats in the game.

But look at this shark's EQ.

Just one sentence "I will come over and play more pick-and-rolls with you" made Su Feng full of confidence in completing the second condition of the "Rage of the Super Center" mission in the third quarter.

At the Rose Garden Arena.

After the halftime break, the game continued.

On the court, after O'Neal increased his pick-and-rolls with him, Su Feng very smoothly completed all the conditions of the "Rage of the Super Center" mission with 2 minutes and 36 seconds left in this quarter.

On the court, because this Trail Blazers team still had a certain gap in hard power compared to the Heat, the fourth quarter of this game completely turned into garbage time after the first three quarters.

When the timer in the fourth quarter reached zero, the score of the two teams in the game finally stopped at 121 to 102.

In this game, Su Feng, who was in high spirits in the first quarter, didn't score much in the subsequent games, only getting 28 points.

But on the assist end, he won 17 assists, plus 14 rebounds, 2 blocks, and 2 steals.

O'Neal, who had gradually found himself in the new season, turned the Trail Blazers' inside line upside down in this game.

Throughout the game, in addition to frequently getting fed easy opportunities by Su Feng...

Plus his unparalleled dominance in the low post, O'Neal totaled 38 points, plus 9 rebounds and 4 blocks.

After the game, in an interview, O'Neal also attributed his excellent form this season to Su Feng and his excellent chemistry.

"Su is definitely the best partner I've ever worked with!"

At the press conference, looking at the reporters...

In order to tell the world how much he loved Su Feng, O'Neal was even only one step away from taking off his underwear to let them see what the pattern on it was.

It's just that...

At this time, the "killing spree" duo, who were in the honeymoon period, didn't know...

A real massacre...

Was about to arrive soon.

Los Angeles.

Looking at the Lakers' schedule.

Recalling Carter's previous provocations against him.

After delightfully enjoying a plate of authentic Italian sausage pizza...

Su Feng's "second brother" Kobe Bryant, rode his Red Hare, and picked up his Dragon Slaying Saber.

And if you had to add a line to Kobe at this moment...

Then it would probably be like this:

"Sir, what do you intend to do on this trip?"

"Slay Carter, exterminate the Raptors!"

"What if you don't return?"

"Then I won't return!"

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ps: As everyone knows, Qiao without the full attendance award is the complete version of Qiao! (gtmd full attendance award! Really f**ked Qiao!)

ps2: A little depressed, going to continue writing, striving to start crazy mode on the 8th!