Lin Hai Ting Tao

Chapter 1268 Cockman vs. Grass Mud Horse (Second Update Seeking Monthly Tickets)

Chapter 281 The Masquerade

Starting with Thornton, Liverpool's masquerade party took a very strange turn. Next up was Sanchez, who dressed himself up as a vicuña, a common domestic animal in the Andes Mountains of South America. This thing has another nickname on Chinese internet – the mythical creature "grass mud horse."

Chen Hero was very embarrassed when he saw it. He even suspected that Sanchez also frequented Chinese online forums and microblogs…

Adam Johnson dressed himself up as an apple, a bitten apple!

He was cosplaying the Apple company logo. It was obvious that he was a hardcore Apple fan.

The other players then appeared in various costumes one after another.

Mario Götze started with his own name and dressed up as Super Mario.

Pepe was more fun. He really dressed up as a Chinese martial monk…

But everyone was most concerned about Chen Hero, who had not yet appeared. Everyone knew Chen Hero's personality, so they were even more curious about what image he would appear in.

But why hadn't he been seen yet?

In fact, Chen Hero had arrived long ago. He was in the car, watching the live broadcast through the car TV. He saw everyone's appearance, except for Thornton's "football" and Sanchez's "mythical beast grass mud horse," which surprised him. He thought the others were just so-so.

He was deliberately not appearing. He wrote down every teammate who appeared. He had to make sure that he was the last one to appear, because the best had to be saved for last.

Yes, Chen Hero was just that narcissistic. Everyone else arranged the order of appearance at random for the masquerade party, but he had to insist on being the last one to appear, just to be the finale…

It's no wonder he did this, because if he appeared first, probably no one would pay attention to the teammates who appeared later.

Because… his appearance was too shocking!

When he was sure that all his teammates had appeared, Chen Hero moved down from the huge and spacious Hummer – it was moved, not jumped, because his current outfit was not very flexible…

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The people on both sides of the red carpet were still discussing Chen Hero, because Chen Hero had not shown up for a long time. Could it be that he had already gone in?

Hadn't seen him!

Chen Hero wouldn't have gone in ahead of time, would he?

Impossible! How could he easily let go of such an opportunity to show off?

It seemed that everyone knew Chen Hero quite well.

Sure enough, soon, there was a commotion from the starting point of the red carpet!

"Hero!"

"My God!"

"What is that?!"

With people's exclamations, everyone's eyes turned to look, and they saw a huge condom walking over!

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In fact, not only the Liverpool fans and reporters, but also the Liverpool players were looking forward to Chen Hero.

Because no matter how everyone asked these two days, Chen Hero just wouldn't reveal his costume at the time, which made many people full of curiosity.

Could it be that he really had some secret weapon?

As a result, when Chen Hero appeared, everyone spat.

Chen Hero transformed into a huge condom and appeared on the stage…

No one would have thought that he would appear in this way and shape!

This may be a masquerade party that broke through the sky…

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"Hero is on stage, he… uh…"

The live reporter from the TV station was particularly excited at first, and his voice was different, but when he saw Chen Hero's shape, he was stunned for a while, completely speechless.

It's no wonder, he really couldn't explain to the audience why Chen Hero was wearing a condom…

But the fans and reporters at the sidelines were very excited. They took pictures of Chen Hero with their mobile phones and cameras, and some people posted them on Twitter on the spot, and excitedly announced, "Hero's appearance is so cool!"

Chen Hero swaggered to a group of stunned teammates, and then bent down. He didn't know how he did it, but a lot of white liquid shot out from the top of the condom!

It shot on the faces and bodies of his teammates… A group of people dodged in embarrassment, cursing in their mouths.

"fuCk! Hero! fuCk!"

"Damn you! What is this!"

"Damn it!"

"How can something be shot out when it's blocked by a condom!"

"So disgusting, Hero!!"

"Ahhhh! It shot into my mouth!!"

"Huh? So sweet? I'll go! It's milk!"

"Damn! I'll never drink milk again in the future!"

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Outside the venue, those fans couldn't help screaming when they saw this scene, and the scene was in chaos…

Chen Hero put his hands on his hips and laughed up to the sky.

"A ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

This appearance and this costume are awesome enough, right? Creative enough, right? Both awards are mine!!

Thornton was shot the most by Chen Hero, because he actually stole Chen Hero's limelight. So he must be punished!

But the final result was not what Chen Hero thought.

He did not win the Most Creative Award and the Most Dedicated Performer Award.

Both of these awards were won by Thornton alone.

Chen Hero got nothing!

Sami Lee, the assistant coach who represented the jury to announce the results, explained this: "Hero, your costume is a bit too vulgar… You should at least put a mosaic on it, you don't even put a mosaic on it, and you still make such a **-like action… So we decided not to give you these two awards. Although your costume is indeed very creative… But, but we don't think this creativity has value, because other than you, no one else can do this kind of thing…"

The other players under the stage were about to laugh until they couldn't stand still.

Looking at the smiles on everyone's faces, Martin O'Neill breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanks to this masquerade party, thanks to Chen Hero, the gloomy atmosphere in the Liverpool team was finally swept away.

But he never thought that it would be done through Chen Hero's bizarre costume…

He absolutely couldn't imagine that Chen Hero would play that thing with a condom… I haven't fully understood this person's world yet!

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Chen Hero's costume at the masquerade party spread all over the internet that night.

Many people saw Chen Hero's appearance and the photos of him sweeping his teammates, and laughed happily in front of their computers.

This person can not only bring happiness to everyone with goals, but also create joy for everyone in another way.

On the Chinese internet, everyone was complaining.

"Damn! Do you want to put a code on this kind of photo?!"

"Seeking uncoded high-definition big picture!"

"Seeking infantry outflow!"

"Cock Superman vs. Grass Mud Horse.avi."

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Although Chen Hero became a laughing stock the next day, he didn't care. Being ridiculed as a fool was nothing new, but he was happy.

Although he didn't win the grand prize, he was still very happy at yesterday's masquerade party, because he shot everyone!

The masquerade party was very successful. Everyone's emotions were mobilized, and the fatigue of the past half season was released in laughter.

Liverpool can face the devil schedule after Christmas with a more relaxed attitude.

Previously, they drew 1:1 with Portsmouth away, and won 1:0 against Wolves at home. Liverpool's performance in these two games made people see some crises.

The happiest person was Manchester United coach Ferguson. He had been closely following Liverpool in second place, waiting for this moment.

If Liverpool collapses in the games after Christmas, Manchester United can take the opportunity to take the top spot. Who said Liverpool was going to replace us? Have you asked our Manchester United!?

In addition, there were many people who hated Liverpool and Chen Hero waiting to see Liverpool and Chen Hero make a fool of themselves.

If they just wanted to see Chen Hero make a fool of himself, from a certain point of view, they did see it – Chen Hero's costume at the masquerade party made them slap the table and laugh while scolding "this idiot."

But this was just a trivial detail. They knew very well that if they wanted to see Chen Hero make a real fool of himself, they had to do it in the game.

In the game against Wigan Athletic, Chen Hero didn't score. In the game against Portsmouth, Chen Hero scored a goal. In the game against Wolves, Chen Hero didn't score again. He only scored one goal in three rounds, which was very rare for him.

It seemed that his state had fluctuated.

Everyone was waiting, wanting to see a good show in Liverpool's next game against Aston Villa away.

But they were disappointed.

Liverpool and Chen Hero did not give them such an opportunity.

Liverpool beat Aston Villa 2:0 away.

Although the score was not big and there were not many goals, everyone who watched the game admitted that this Liverpool was the normal Liverpool. They completely controlled the situation. The 4231 formation and tactics made Liverpool's midfield control stronger, and Aston Villa could only be led by the nose by Liverpool.

They only had five shots in the whole game, and this was at their own home! Liverpool had the advantage, and every attack seemed to be able to score.

Chen Hero scored twice in the game, accounting for all of the team's goals. There was no sign of a decline in his condition.

That funny and nonsensical guy off the court was still a terrifying and trembling monster on the court.

On and off the court, he was completely two different images.

Perhaps Aston Villa was confused by Chen Hero's costume at the masquerade party. Aston Villa's marking of Chen Hero in this game was not strict, which gave Chen Hero a lot of opportunities. And this was a fatal mistake, and Aston Villa's complete defeat also stemmed from this.

If it weren't for bad luck, Chen Hero could have staged a hat-trick at the very least.

When the whistle blew to end the whole game, Martin O'Neill breathed a sigh of relief at the sidelines. He could see from this game that the team's downward trend had been stopped. It seemed that the masquerade party really had an effect!

He was a little proud that his idea was very effective, which was still quite fulfilling.