Lin Hai Ting Tao
Chapter 340 Just Kidding! (Fourth Update, Seeking Monthly Tickets!)
Although not very elegant, it best expressed their feelings after hearing the boos from the Genoa fans.
"Ah ha ha ha!"
"Hero is mighty!"
"What did I just see? That move from Star Master's *A Chinese Odyssey*? Hero really came up with something!"
"I didn't expect Hero to be a fan of Star Master too!"
"After having his balls grabbed, using his balls to celebrate a goal is a perfect counterattack!"
"I don't know if the Genoa fans understand what this means..."
"It doesn't matter, let Hero popularize it for them!"
Excited Chinese fans vented their emotions online, flooding the screen.
The commentators on TV, Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu, were embarrassed. There was no way to explain this action!
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After celebrating his goal, Chen Hero ran back to the field surrounded by his teammates. The Genoa fans "welcomed" him with boos.
For Chen Hero, this was the best reward for him.
Making the opposing fans unhappy was the happiest thing for him.
The Genoa players held their heads in their hands.
They had said they were going to take revenge, and from the first half, they certainly were. Who would have thought that the situation would suddenly change in the second half, and the entire Napoli team would seem like a different team, their form all back!
Especially that Chen Hero, who performed like a pile of dog shit in the first half under Papastathopoulos' defense, was like he had taken aphrodisiacs in the second half, unstoppable...
Gasperini was on the sidelines with a grave expression. This was too bad for Genoa. The opponent had scored two goals in one go, and their morale had reached its peak, while Genoa's morale? It had all plummeted...
The key was still that Chen Hero. His two goals, and the celebration after the goals, were too demoralizing!
While fully mobilizing his team's morale, he also hit Genoa's fighting spirit... It seemed his arrogance was more than just arrogance...
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The following game was just as Gasperini had feared. Under Chen Hero's encouragement, Napoli's offensive wave was higher than the last. Finally, in the eighty-first minute, they scored another goal, Cassano scoring the winning goal.
After scoring, Cassano put his finger to his lips, continuing to provoke the Genoa fans, demanding they shut up.
His feud with the Genoa fans had started two seasons ago, so this was a pretty normal celebration for him...
Of course, the Genoa fans would not give him what he wanted, a completely silent stadium.
They cursed Cassano with the most vicious language.
"You Bari bastard!"
"You'll never reach your peak in your life! Bastard!"
"Rot in Napoli, idiot!"
But with the score at 2:3, Genoa fans' counterattack seemed a little pale.
In the end, Napoli completed the reversal on the road, beating Genoa 3:2.
Genoa's revenge became a joke. But the most eye-catching thing in this game was not revenge, but Chen Hero's completely different performances in the first and second halves, and... Papastathopoulos' ball-grabbing defense.
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After the game, Chen Hero was caught by reporters in the mixed zone and asked about this issue.
"I was a little distracted in the first half," Chen Hero admitted to his poor performance in the first half.
"Why were you distracted?" the reporter asked.
Chen Hero rolled his eyes: "If someone grabbed your junk until it was numb, wouldn't you be distracted?"
A group of reporters gasped.
"Then... you in the second half..."
"Because I confirmed that my thing was still working properly during halftime, so my condition returned to normal!"
The reporters were stunned, unable to believe their ears - was Chen Hero implying that he went to jerk off during halftime?
Seeing the shocked look on everyone's faces, Chen Hero laughed: "Just kidding! Just kidding! Look how scared you are, hahaha! How could I be so bored?"
Napoli teammates who were being interviewed by other media next to him couldn't help but roll their eyes in their hearts: You are that bored!
After laughing, Chen Hero's face turned serious: "Actually, the coach scolded me badly in the locker room, making me fully realize my mistakes, so I exploded in the second half... I want to dedicate these two goals to our dear coach Mazzarri. I have a very good relationship with him. Even though he scolded me, I don't resent him..."
Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief. That's right... This is the normal development of the story. Yes, it must be that the coach made some reprimands or adjustments during halftime to activate Chen Hero...
"So what did Mazzarri say to you?"
Chen Hero smiled slightly: "I won't tell you."
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Mazzarri was "besieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.
Almost all the questions were related to Chen Hero, who seemed like a different person in the first and second halves.
"Hero said in a post-match interview that you reprimanded him in the locker room, scolding him so badly that he regained his form. What did you say to him at the time?"
Mazzarri thought to himself, when did I scold that kid badly during halftime? His condition was normal, wasn't it because his precious lifeline was normal? What does it have to do with me?
But he thought again - yes, if Chen Hero said that he regained his form because he jerked off during halftime and found that thing was normal, not only would no one believe it, it would also cause an uproar, right? He has coached for so many years and has never seen a player masturbate during halftime, let alone seen it, he has never even heard of it.
So Chen Hero must be lying, pushing all the credit to himself...
He wouldn't refuse this favor, and besides, he had to help Chen Hero cover it up...
"Actually, it's not that serious. I just told him that I needed to see a normal him in the second half," Mazzarri replied very seriously.
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"...Mazzarri has established absolute authority in Napoli! Chen Hero's performance in the first half was no better than a pile of dog shit! But Mazzarri only reprimanded him in the locker room and he was able to regain his form. It's amazing!"
"...Cassano, this troublemaker, is Mazzarri's confidant, and now Chen Hero has completely submitted to Mazzarri... This shows that Mazzarri's position in the Napoli locker room is unprecedentedly consolidated, and Napoli now has the opportunity to create an exciting future!"
"Mazzarri's performance during halftime was remarkable. He fully interpreted what is called 'the art of coaching'. A few words made Chen Hero's performance completely different. Chen Hero's two beautiful goals in the second half sounded the horn of Napoli's reversal, but in fact, the biggest hero behind the scenes should be their coach Walter Mazzarri..."
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*From Dog to Hero with Mazzarri's Command!*
*Chen Hero is Submissive to Mazzarri, Claiming He and the Coach are Good Friends.*
*Naughty Hero's Joke Scares Reporters, but in Reality, All Credit Goes to Mazzarri!*
The Chinese media also kept up, enthusiastically hyping up the behind-the-scenes stories of this game.
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While the media was vying to hype up the front and back stories of this reversal, Chen Hero was having a great time in a Genoa nightclub. Cassano had played for Sampdoria for two seasons, so he knew exactly what was fun in Genoa. So Chen Hero asked him for directions and took a taxi by himself - of course, it wasn't because he was so thirsty for men and women that he had to find a woman to vent his fire as soon as the game was over... In fact, he came this time with a very great and sacred mission.
He wanted to verify whether his precious lifeline could still work completely normally.
According to Cassano, being hard doesn't prove anything, that's just part of the function, and the more important function hasn't had time to be tested yet.
So this time, he was here to test this part of the function...
As for Cassano? He has a girlfriend in Sampdoria, and they have a good relationship, so he went to have fun with his girlfriend.
Chen Hero had one in each arm and was having a great time.
But he didn't drink much, because he wanted to make sure he was awake at the time, he had to witness it with his own eyes to really feel at ease...
After a crazy night, Chen Hero woke up in a hotel room.
Two naked women were lying next to him.
Since it was a test, it had to be done under extreme conditions as much as possible, so Chen Hero, who had never tried double penetration before, also flew this time.
The result...
Chen Hero looked down at his baby.
His lifeline fought three hundred rounds last night with two big foreign horses, living up to its mission, promoting our national prestige, making him very satisfied!
Now, he was completely relieved.
After sending the two women away, Chen Hero excitedly called Cassano: "Antonio! I have good news for you!"
Cassano asked on the other end of the phone: "Everything is normal?"
Chen Hero gave a thumbs up. "Better than ever!"
Cassano laughed: "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid plays dirty, I told you, I've been in Serie A longer than you, sometimes you have to listen to me."
Chen Hero nodded: "Yeah..."
Although he proved that he was still a complete man, it was still embarrassing to have his balls grabbed in front of so many TV viewers.
"Next time I meet him, I'll score three goals against him!"
Chen Hero said unwillingly, clenching his fists.
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After reporting the good news to Cassano, Chen Hero checked out of the room and took a taxi to the hotel where the team was staying. He gathered here with the team and then returned to Naples together.
A teammate saw Chen Hero and asked: "Where did you go last night, Hero?"
Chen Hero smiled: "I went to do an experiment!"
Someone guessed what experiment Chen Hero had run to do and asked: "How was the result?"
"Perfect!"
"Wow - congratulations!" The teammates whistled and applauded.
Arshavin came up and slapped Chen Hero on the shoulder: "You didn't take me!"
Chen Hero was embarrassed: "I'll treat you when we get back to Naples!"
The reason why he didn't take his good friend Arshavin was because Chen Hero was worried that he would be embarrassed if he was impotent and be laughed at.
So he planned to keep it a secret and see what the result would be...
Unexpectedly, the result made him very happy. All day long, his mood was as bright and warm as the sun along the southwestern coast of Italy.
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ps, In fact, this often happens in life - people may not believe you when you tell the truth.
So, people always like to hear what they want to hear and see what they want to see.
Well... I, as an author, of course want to see everyone vote for monthly tickets!!
Tomorrow I will resume updating at least two chapters a day, and updates beyond that will still be irregular~ We will update more when we have extra manuscripts~
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