Lin Hai Ting Tao

Chapter 343 Just Kidding! (Fourth Update, Seeking Monthly Tickets!)

Those Chinese fans watching the game on TV almost spat out their drinks... This gesture was all too familiar to every Chinese fan who had lived through the "Star Master" (Stephen Chow)'s era of nonsensical movies.

Though not very elegant, it best expressed how they felt after hearing the Genoa fans' boos.

"Ah ha ha ha ha!"

"Hero is mighty!!"

"What did I just see? That move from Star Master in *A Chinese Odyssey*? I really admire Hero's imagination!"

"I didn't expect Hero to be a fan of Star Master too!"

"After having his balls grabbed, he uses his balls to celebrate a goal. A perfect counterattack!"

"I don't know if the Genoa fans understand what that means..."

"It doesn't matter, let Hero popularize it for them!"

Excited Chinese fans vented their emotions online, flooding the screen with comments.

The commentators on TV, Liu Jianhong and Zhang Lu, were embarrassed. There was no way to comment on that move!

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After celebrating his goal, Chen Hero ran back to the field surrounded by his teammates. The Genoa fans "sent him off" with boos.

For Chen Hero, this was the best reward for him.

Making the opposing fans unhappy was what made him happiest.

The Genoa players held their heads in their hands.

They had been talking about revenge, and judging from the first half, it was indeed revenge. Who would have thought that the situation would change drastically in the second half? It was as if the entire Napoli team had been replaced; their form had all returned!

Especially that Chen Hero. In the first half, he performed like a pile of dog shit under Sokratis Papastathopoulos's defense. But in the second half, he was like he had taken an aphrodisiac; there was no stopping him...

Gasperini stood by the sidelines with a solemn expression. This was too bad for Genoa. The opponent had scored two goals in one go, and their morale had reached its peak. And Genoa's morale? It had plummeted to the bottom...

The key was still that Chen Hero. His two goals, and the celebration after the goals, were too demoralizing!

While fully mobilizing his own team's morale, he also struck at Genoa's fighting spirit... It seemed that his arrogance was more than just arrogance...

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The following game was just as Gasperini had feared. Under Chen Hero's encouragement, Napoli's attacks came one after another. Finally, in the eighty-first minute, they scored another goal, with Cassano scoring the winning goal.

After scoring, Cassano put his finger to his lips, continuing to provoke the Genoa fans, demanding that they shut up.

His feud with the Genoa fans had started two seasons ago, so this was a pretty normal celebration...

Of course, the Genoa fans would not give him what he wanted; they would not be silent.

They cursed Cassano with the most vicious language.

"You Bari bastard!"

"You'll never reach your peak in your life! Idiot!"

"Rot in Naples, you moron!"

But with the score at 2:3, the Genoa fans' counterattack seemed a little pale and weak.

In the end, Napoli completed the comeback on the road, defeating Genoa 3:2.

The talk of Genoa's revenge became a joke, but the most eye-catching thing about this game was not revenge, but Chen Hero's completely different performance in the first and second halves, and... Papastathopoulos's ball-grabbing defense.

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After the game, Chen Hero was caught by reporters in the mixed zone and asked about this question.

"I was a little absent-minded in the first half," Chen Hero admitted to his poor performance in the first half.

"Why were you absent-minded?" the reporter asked.

Chen Hero rolled his eyes. "If someone grabbed your thing down there until it was numb, wouldn't you be absent-minded too?"

A group of reporters were in an uproar.

"Then... you in the second half..."

"Because during the halftime break, I confirmed that my thing was still working normally, so my condition returned to normal!"

The reporters were stunned, unable to believe their ears—was Chen Hero implying that he went to wank during the halftime break?

Seeing the shocked look on everyone's faces, Chen Hero laughed. "Just kidding! Just kidding! Look at how scared you are, hahaha! How could I be so bored?"

The Napoli teammates who were being interviewed by other media next to him couldn't help but roll their eyes in their hearts: You are that bored!

After laughing, Chen Hero's face straightened. "Actually, the head coach scolded me like a dog in the locker room, which made me fully realize my mistakes, so I broke out in the second half... I want to dedicate these two goals to our dear head coach Mazzarri. I have a very good relationship with him, so even though he scolded me, I don't resent him..."

Many reporters breathed a sigh of relief. That's right... this is the normal development of the story. Yes, the head coach must have made some reprimands or adjustments during the halftime break to activate Chen Hero...

"So what did Mazzarri say to you?"

Chen Hero smiled slightly. "I won't tell you."

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Mazzarri was "besieged" by reporters at the post-match press conference.

Almost all the questions were related to Chen Hero, who was like two different people in the first and second halves.

"Hero said in an interview after the game that you reprimanded him in the locker room, scolding him badly, and that's why he recovered his form. What did you say to him at the time?"

Mazzarri thought to himself, when did I scold that kid like a dog during the halftime break? His condition was normal, wasn't it because his precious lifeblood was normal? What does it have to do with me?

But he thought about it—yes, if Chen Hero said that he recovered his state because he masturbated during the halftime break and found that thing was normal, not only would no one believe it, but it would also cause an uproar, right? He had been coaching for so many years, and he had never seen a player who would wank during the halftime break, let alone see it, he had never even heard of it.

So Chen Hero must have lied and pushed all the credit to himself...

He might as well take this opportunity, and besides, he had to help Chen Hero cover it up...

"Actually, it's not that serious. I just told him that I need to see a normal him in the second half," Mazzarri replied very seriously.

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"...Mazzarri has established absolute authority in Napoli! Chen Hero's performance in the first half was no better than a pile of dog shit! But Mazzarri just scolded him in the locker room and was able to get him back in shape. It's amazing!"

"...Cassano, this troublemaker, is Mazzarri's confidant, and now Chen Hero has completely submitted to Mazzarri... This shows that Mazzarri's position in the Napoli locker room is unprecedentedly consolidated, and today's Napoli has the opportunity to create an exciting future!"

"Mazzarri's performance during this must-die halftime break was remarkable. He fully explained what is called 'the art of coaching'. Just a few words made Chen Hero's performance completely different. Chen Hero's two beautiful goals in the second half sounded the horn for Napoli's comeback, but in fact, the biggest hero behind the scenes should be their coach Walter Mazzarri..."

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*《Coach Ma Gave an Order, and the Bear Turned into a Hero in the Second Half!》*

*《Chen Hero Was Completely Convinced by Mazzarri, Claiming That He and the Coach Are Good Friends.》*

*《The Naughty Hero's Joke Stunned the Reporters, but in Fact, All the Credit Goes to Mazzarri!》*

The Chinese media were not far behind, enthusiastically hyping the behind-the-scenes story of this game.

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While the media were vying to hype the story behind this reversal, Chen Hero was having a great time in a Genoa nightclub. Cassano had played for Sampdoria for two seasons, so he knew what was fun in Genoa. So Chen Hero asked him for a good place and took a taxi there himself—of course, it wasn't because he was so thirsty for carnal desires that he had to find a woman to vent his fire as soon as the game was over... In fact, he came this time with a very great and sacred mission.

He wanted to verify whether his precious thing could still work completely normally.

According to Cassano, being hard doesn't prove anything; that's just part of the necessary function. More important functions haven't been tested yet.

So this time, he was here to test this part of the function...

As for Cassano? He has his own girlfriend in Sampdoria, and they have a good relationship. He went to have fun with his girlfriend.

Chen Hero put his arms around two girls, having a great time.

But he didn't drink much, because he wanted to make sure he was sober at the time, and he had to witness it with his own eyes before he could really feel relieved...

After a crazy night, Chen Hero woke up. He was in a hotel room.

Two naked women were lying next to him.

Since it was a test, it had to be done under the most extreme conditions possible, so Chen Hero, who had never tried double penetration before, also did it this time.

As a result...

Chen Hero looked down at his baby.

Last night, his thing fought three hundred rounds with two foreign women, living up to its mission, promoting our country's prestige, which made him very satisfied!

Now, he was completely relieved.

After sending the two women away, Chen Hero excitedly called Cassano: "Antonio! I have good news for you!"

Cassano's question came from the other end of the phone: "Everything is normal?"

Chen Hero gave a thumbs up. "Better than ever!"

Cassano laughed. "Congratulations, haha! I told you that kid plays dirty, didn't I? I'm telling you, I've been in Serie A longer than you. Sometimes you have to listen to me."

Chen Hero nodded. "Yeah..."

Although he proved that he was still a complete man, it was still embarrassing to have his balls grabbed in front of so many TV viewers.

"Next time I meet him, I'll score three goals against him!"

Chen Hero said with a clenched fist unwillingly.

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After reporting the good news to Cassano, Chen Hero checked out of the room and took a taxi to the hotel where the team was staying. He gathered here with the team and then returned to Naples together.

A teammate saw Chen Hero and asked, "Where did you go last night, Hero?"

Chen Hero smiled. "I went to do an experiment!"

Someone guessed what experiment Chen Hero had run to do and asked, "How was the result?"

"Perfect!"

"Oh—congratulations!" The teammates whistled and applauded.

Arshavin came up and slapped Chen Hero on the shoulder. "You didn't even take me!"

Chen Hero was embarrassed. "I'll treat you when we get back to Naples!"

The reason why he didn't bring his good friend Arshavin was because Chen Hero was worried that if he was impotent, wouldn't he be embarrassed and laughed at?

So he planned to keep it a secret and see what the result would be...

Unexpectedly, the result made him very happy. All day long, his mood was as bright and warm as the sun along the southwest coast of Italy.

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ps, In fact, this often happens in life—people may not believe you if you tell the truth.

So, people always want to hear what they want to hear and see what they want to see.

Well... as an author, of course I want to see everyone vote for monthly tickets!!

Tomorrow, I will resume the basic two updates a day, and the explosions will still be irregular in the future~ If we have extra manuscripts, we will explode~

Thank you for your support!