My name is Jiang Hu, I am thirty-eight years old, male, and unmarried.
Ten minutes ago, my nominal boss forced me to slaughter a city. Although I thought he was a bastard, I couldn't defeat him, so I could only be a piece of trash even worse than a bastard.
But a young man suddenly appeared in the city. If I had a son, he would probably be about that age.
Well, I'm not married, so I definitely don't have a son. If I did, I wouldn't find such a handsome neighbor.
Ahem, please ignore the nonsense above. The reason I'm having so many messy thoughts is simple!
This young man, who I've never met and who is about the same age as my unborn son, no, my elder!
Actually, he exploded my bastard boss's head with a single punch!!
I just fell from the plasma barrier. I suspect I might have been electrocuted to death by the leakage, which is why I'm having this hallucination.
But I know very well that the SS-class Dragon Rider's battle armor can automatically generate energy defenses, so the plasma barrier couldn't really hurt me.
Therefore, what's even harder for me to accept than death is that I'm actually still alive.
And the elder who exploded the bastard's head with a punch is walking towards me with a kind smile!
"You! Don't come over!!" A brownish-yellow battle armor suddenly ignited the sun's fire, and its volume instantly increased to fifty meters.
But he didn't even wait for the battle armor to fully deploy before swinging his iron fist at the young man.
Jiang Hu watched this scene with a dazed expression. It was the brutality of a steel giant punching an ordinary youth.
Oh, Chairman, my old friend, you always looked down on me because you were a Frenchman.
The way your head was blown off actually makes me want to cry a little.
Is this the camaraderie I haven't truly awakened all these years?
BOOM!!!
Even the high-speed camera mounted on the Dragon Rider's battle armor could only see a blurry shadow, faintly flashing on the young man's right arm for a moment.
The next moment, Chairman, who had swung his fist, became a shattered product that passively evoked camaraderie in Jiang Hu, making him tear up and tremble in his legs.
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"Monsters! Monsters!!!!" Two silver-gray battle armors had completely lost their will to fight.
Inside the battle armors, two men with white faces looked at this scene as if they had just woken from a nightmare.
They had completely lost the will to resist.
The two battle armors, without even assuming a combat stance, rushed directly towards the plasma barrier behind them. They didn't even care that the plasma barrier hadn't been activated yet!
They just wanted to run!!! They wanted to get away from the approaching demon!!!
Lying on the ground, scorched black, Jiang Hu looked at the two men fleeing rapidly behind him and thought again:
Oh, Lizzie and Duncan, damn Western Eagle nationals, natural haters of the East China nation! But that bastard with the blown-off head actually liked their anti-East China remarks very much.
It's just a pity that I'll never hear your disgusting mockery again, the kind that made me want to kiss your butts with my boots!
After all, the way you shattered makes me unable to recognize you.
Sorry, perhaps my camaraderie with you has also awakened, and I can't control my tears.
Looking at the silver-gray debris that had shattered next to his head, and the young man who had disappeared from his sight at some point,
Jiang Hu's "camaraderie" made his lips tremble uncontrollably.
"Ahhh!!! Die, die, die!!!"
Inside the dark green battle armor, Qi Tang, with an East China face, could no longer stand the terrifying atmosphere.
The True Guard level Wei Ping was killed in one move! Those three white bastards, whether they fought or fled, had all become渣渣 (dregs) at this moment!
The energy cannon mounted on the battle armor rotated rapidly, and Qi Tang's frenzied roar echoed in Jiang Hu's ears:
"Ahhh! Hallucination!! Everything is a hallucination..."
Looking at the silver-gray dregs still sliding down the outside of the battle armor, Jiang Hu silently gave a thumbs-up in his heart!
Old Qi!! Well done!!! I knew it!!!
You kid gambles, drinks, wh_ores, and smokes, and occasionally forces good women to be prostitutes! But you're a good boy!
Yes! This is all a hallucination! I must still be asleep!!
Where is the temporary summons! Where is the inexplicable city-slaughtering mission!!
Where is the monster that blew the heads of a few bastards with one punch!!
Where is the elder who carried his battle armor's head and is getting closer to me!!!
Hallucination!!! Everything is a hallucination!!!
THUMP!
THUMP!
Chen Luo casually threw aside the battle armor head he had just grabbed and gently tapped the battle armor on the ground, which had not resisted since it fell:
"Hey, is anyone still alive? If so, make a sound!"
BANG!
As soon as Chen Luo finished speaking, a large amount of silver-gray metal wires rapidly retracted.
A moment later, a trembling middle-aged bald man emerged from the chest of the battle armor.
Chen Luo looked with interest at the sole survivor of the scene, but before Chen Luo could speak.
PLOP!
Jiang Hu suddenly knelt on the battle armor, clasped his head with both hands, and with all his might, let out a clear and resonant:
"Squeak~~~~~~~~"...
The squeak of a mouse was so loud outside the city, and Chen Luo looked at the middle-aged man who had been scared out of his wits with a mixture of amusement and exasperation:
"No, I remember you were the one who attacked me first."
"I'm very reasonable. If others don't offend me, I won't offend them."
"The biggest one wanted to punch me, so I only punched him once."
"It's just a pity he was a bit brittle."
Jiang Hu, who was still squeaking, almost fainted from awkwardness.
Elder, your punch was quite shocking, so shocking that it even gave me unprecedented camaraderie!
But on the surface, Jiang Hu quickly put on a smile:
"Uh, Elder, you're right! That bastard was too brittle! You were fair, you were the most reasonable!!"
Chen Luo gave Jiang Hu a meaningful look:
"Since you can understand, I have to be fair to you once too."
"You yelled at me once, and I haven't tried sonic attacks yet, how about...."
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Jiang Hu quickly knelt on the battle armor and frantically kowtowed:
"Elder! You are my true Elder! Just let me go like a fart!"
"Or ask me! Ask me about Nine Dragons' information, and I'll tell you everything I know!!!"
Blood gradually flowed from his forehead, but Jiang Hu didn't dare to relax at all.
The monster in front of him had completely surpassed his understanding.
"Oh? In that case, it's troublesome for you."
"Nine Dragons' information isn't urgent. How about you tell me about the resistance first."
"Our East China mole, Comrade Jiang Hu."
"Also, I can now even read the hearts of soul-users, so don't think about deceiving me, thirty-eight-year-old virgin comrade."