"Sister Shangguan, why are you sometimes silly and sometimes normal?"
"Actually, when Little Xi Tian first saw Eunuch Zhao, she felt something was off about his beard..."
"Who knew Shangguan Fang'er would shout it out directly? How could Eunuch Zhao bear that!"
Yun Sanman stuffed another piece of pork knuckle into her mouth, pretending to scold her, "Don't talk nonsense. What normal man would become a eunuch? Can't even shut your mouth with food..."
"Mmm! Cough cough!~" Shangguan Fang'er ate too quickly and choked, "Cough cough, water, I need water, woo woo!"
Good heavens, she actually choked until she cried.
Yun Sanman quickly poured a cup of water and patted her back, "Eat slowly, no one is snatching it from you!"
Alas, what could be done? If only he could find a famous doctor to cure Miss Shangguan's madness, he would be content...
But he heard that this kind of illness couldn't be cured in a lifetime, and the chance of recovery was very low. Yun Sanman suddenly felt a bit disheartened.
Seeing his sister fiddling with her small satchel, Yun Sanman's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Sister, don't you know medicine? Can you take a look at Miss Shangguan and see if this illness can be cured?"
Little Xi Tian was stunned for a moment, then looked up at her third brother, "If she's cured, what do you want to do, third brother?"
Heh heh, either marry her as a wife or send her away. Little Xi Tian already knew what her third brother wanted.
Yun Sanman: "..."
Why was this girl asking such a question out of the blue?
"Oh, third brother, why is your face so red? Are you sick?" Little Xi Tian touched his forehead.
Yun Sanman pulled at the corner of his mouth and gave a dry laugh, "I... I'm fine. Sister, can you tell me if she can be cured?"
It was driving him crazy!
Little Xi Tian glanced at Shangguan Fang'er, who was gnawing on the pork knuckle, and shook her head, "I don't know either!~"
There were no advanced instruments here, and she didn't know if Shangguan Fang'er was stimulated or had hit her head, so it was hard to make a conclusion...
This kind of illness couldn't be diagnosed by feeling the pulse.
When Yun Sanman heard this, he dejectedly lowered his head, "It seems there's no hope!"
Little Xi Tian rolled her big eyes and moved closer to Yun Sanman, "Third brother, have you ever thought about what would happen if you married Sister Shangguan and she suddenly became sober one day?"
Besides, third brother didn't even know who she was before he started taking her to see a doctor. Wasn't this romantic progress a bit too fast?
"If she's sober, she's sober..." Yun Sanman scratched his head.
Wouldn't it be better if she was sober? It would save him from worrying about her madness every day.
Little Xi Tian giggled, "If Sister Shangguan becomes sober and doesn't like you, third brother, if she hates you, is disgusted by you, and loathes you, what will you do?"
You inexplicably took her as your wife, wasn't that too hasty?
Yun Sanman's expression froze, and he stared blankly at Little Xi Tian, "I really haven't thought about this problem..."
Shangguan Fang'er had never been married. If she rashly entered the bridal chamber with him, wouldn't he be ruining the girl?
If he got divorced again, Yun Sanman would be married for the third time, and he would have a son.
Just thinking about it made him feel scared.
"So, third brother, don't rush. If fate is meant to be, no one can stop it. Trust me..." Little Xi Tian patted her brother's shoulder like a little adult.
Hearing his sister say this, Yun Sanman felt instantly more cheerful.
No wonder they said his sister was the little lucky charm of the family. Not only could she bring good fortune, but she was also very good at comforting people.
"Okay, third brother believes you!~" Yun Sanman nodded.
Little Xi Tian gently brushed Shangguan Fang'er's hair behind her ear and then helped her tie a bun, "And Sister Murong, if she really has a destiny with the eldest nephew, they will eventually get together slowly. We don't need to worry about it..."
Yun Sanman smiled and agreed, "Yes, everything sister says is right!~"
"Pee!" Shangguan Fang'er threw away the big bone and stood up, holding her stomach.
Little Xi Tian pursed her lips and smiled, "Come, I'll take you!"
At the same time, Xiao Jinheng accompanied Emperor Cheng for a hearty meal, while Eunuch Zhao stood by, trembling...
"Old Zhao, what are you doing? Are you constipated?" Emperor Cheng glared at him.
Eunuch Zhao wiped away his cold sweat and bowed, "Your, Your Majesty, I misspoke just now!~"
"What did you say? Burp!" Emperor Cheng let out a burp and reached to rub his foot.
Eunuch Zhao glanced at Yun Sanman and lowered his voice, "Your Majesty, in my haste just now, I mixed up your surname..."
Emperor Cheng was on a private visit in disguise and usually used the surname Huang. In front of others, Eunuch Zhao also called him Master Huang.
But since he acknowledged the young master as his son, how could he still be surnamed Huang?
Shouldn't he be surnamed Xiao?
When Emperor Cheng heard this, he reprimanded, "You old thing, what else can you do? You can't even speak properly!~"
Eunuch Zhao, terrified, knelt on the ground and began to cry, "Please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me..."
"Keep your voice down, what are you howling about?" Emperor Cheng hit him on the forehead.
Xiao Jinheng couldn't help but smile when he saw this, "Father, it's okay if Eunuch Zhao made a mistake. I'll explain to the little village boy and Third Brother Yun later!~"
Just say he took his mother's surname, what's the big deal...
Seeing that Little Ying and Little Jun were starting to build a tent again, Xiao Jinheng jumped off the carriage and bid farewell to Emperor Cheng.
After watching the little prince's receding back, Eunuch Zhao approached Emperor Cheng again, surprised, "Your Majesty, guess who I just saw?"
"Stop playing coy with me, spit it out if you have something to say!~" Emperor Cheng glared at him impatiently.
Eunuch Zhao leaned into Emperor Cheng's ear and whispered a few words...
"Are you sure it was her? Your old eyes are blurry, are you sure you didn't mistake her?" Emperor Cheng asked.
Eunuch Zhao said with certainty, "It's absolutely true. I definitely didn't mistake her. If Your Majesty doesn't believe me, you can go and see for yourself!~"
Emperor Cheng pondered for a moment, then tapped his pipe twice, "How could it be such a coincidence? Someone who was once so noble has now fallen to such a state. Alas, the world is truly fickle..."
"Your Majesty, I saw that she seemed a bit mentally unstable, silly, and her eyes were not right. Was she drugged?" Eunuch Zhao suspected.
When Emperor Cheng heard this, he hit him on the forehead again, "Old thing, what else do you know besides drugging people?"
After saying that, he thought about it carefully and felt that Eunuch Zhao's words had some truth to them...
"Enough, enough. The State of Chen is gone, what's the use of talking about these things? I want to sleep. You go and get some rest!~" Emperor Cheng pulled the quilt over himself and lay down with groans.
Although his foot had swollen a bit, it still hurt terribly when touched.
At the same time, a group of riders galloped across the wilderness...