Facing the human flesh parking spot guardian woman's threat, Ling Tian was completely unfazed, merely chuckling.
His divine sense flickered, and a small pinch of medicinal powder silently appeared about a meter in front of him in mid-air.
The amount of powder was minuscule, ground extremely fine; without careful observation, it would be completely unnoticed.
Ling Tian quietly opened his mouth and blew hard, a surge of true qi propelling the powder over a meter away, directly onto the exposed skin of the woman's neck.
Ling Tian was quite pleased. The Sumeru mustard seed space attached to the spiritual realm was truly a good thing.
Using it for sneak attacks was truly undetectable.
The medicinal powder Ling Tian used was a leftover from some scraps he had helped Elder Jin Ba prepare medicinal diets with a few days prior.
This medicinal powder was named "Skin Peeling Powder."
The particles of this powder were extremely fine, almost invisible to the naked eye.
However, once it landed on the skin, even a tiny bit of sweat would cause a reaction.
And once this powder took effect, the consequence was unbearable itching, making one want to tear their own skin off, hence the name "Skin Peeling Powder!"
The woman, unyielding, was about to continue spewing at Ling Tian and Wang Bingxia when she suddenly felt an unbearable itch on her neck.
It was as if countless tiny ants were crawling on her neck, but this itchy sensation was several times more intense than real ants.
"Ah, oh, hiss… Aow… Aow aow ya…"
The next moment, the woman, disregarding her image, reached up to scratch her neck, emitting strange cries.
These cries sounded like she was singing the song "Tantrum" or playing an adult film from an island nation.
This bizarre scene also drew the attention of passersby. They watched the woman's strange behavior, utterly bewildered. Some even took out their phones to record.
"Hey, do you think this woman is crazy…"
"Of course she's crazy, who else would yell like this on the street…"
"Haha, if we upload this online, it'll go viral…"
Just as everyone was watching the woman as if she were a monkey in a zoo, a Land Rover jeep drove over.
The man in the car stopped the vehicle directly in the middle of the road, opened the door, and ran out.
"Wife, what's wrong!"
It turned out this man was the woman's husband, and she was holding the parking spot for him.
"Who knows what happened. This person was being inconsiderate, using her body to reserve a parking spot. I was just arguing with her, and then she became like this."
Ling Tian shrugged helplessly, a smile on his face.
Upon hearing this, the man's eyes immediately widened.
"Kid, you must have done something. Tell me quickly, what did you do to my wife?"
The man was burly and imposing, with a fierce aura. When he glared, he was indeed quite intimidating.
But Ling Tian was not intimidated at all.
"Alas, one cannot eat indiscriminately, nor speak carelessly!
I merely exchanged a few words with this woman, and she became like this.
Who knows if she has some skin condition? Psoriasis? Shingles? Lupus? Eczema?…"
Ling Tian rattled off a string of skin disease names. The surrounding onlookers felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing these names, and some even felt their own skin start to itch. Many, fearing contagion, quickly retreated.
"Kid, I know it was you! This isn't over today!
You quickly apologize to my wife, and then come with me to the hospital. If anything happens to my wife, you'll be facing legal trouble!" the man roared.
"You two truly are a couple, birds of a feather.
Both so inconsiderate, both so unreasonable!
What does her life or death have to do with me? She's inconsiderate, tries to snatch a parking spot, and then thinks she's in the right?
I'm right here today, what can you do to me!"
Ling Tian said this, puffing out his chest and staring intently at the man.
"Oh, kid, you've got some nerve. Look at my temper!"
The man said this and swung a slap towards Ling Tian's neck.
However, Ling Tian merely shifted his body back slightly, dodging the slap.
The man's slap landed on empty air. Enraged, he immediately raised his leg to kick Ling Tian.
Ling Tian this time arched his backside, and the man's kick missed.
After two consecutive failed attempts, the man grew even more furious. He lunged forward and punched towards Ling Tian's abdomen.
Ling Tian turned, and like an eel, he slipped behind the man.
"Everyone saw it, this person is unreasonable. He attacked me first!
I'm stating this now, if he attacks me again, I will have to defend myself. Everyone, please be a witness!"
Ling Tian's words were meant for others to hear, and also for the man.
But the man's mind was currently clouded by rage. He seemed to have lost all reason and had no intention of de-escalating. He threw another punch towards Ling Tian's chest.
Ling Tian took half a step back, extended his right hand, and pressed two fingers onto the man's Quchi and Biwu acupoints on his arm.
At the same time, two streams of true qi entered the man's body through these acupoints.
The man felt his arm go numb and quickly retreated.
After several failed attempts to touch Ling Tian, the man realized that this young man was not to be trifled with.
However, he was now in a difficult position. So many people were watching, he had already spoken harshly, and his wife was still screaming like she was having a seizure.
If he left now, how would he face people in the future? Where would he put his face?
Just as he was lost in thought, the man suddenly felt his stomach and intestines begin to churn violently.
The initial churning of his stomach and intestines led to a series of consequences, first and foremost, the production of a large amount of gas. Then, this gas in his gastrointestinal tract began to push the contents of his stomach and intestines downwards.
"Hiss, oh no…"
The man clutched his stomach, experiencing severe cramping in his lower abdomen.
"Oh dear, everyone, please bear witness. I didn't touch him, and he's trying to frame me."
The man was now too weak to even retort. He felt the contents in his stomach and intestines relentlessly pushing against his sphincter.
The man strained with all his might, clenching his legs tightly, trying to hold back whatever was about to come out of his stomach.
After a while, the violent reaction in his stomach and intestines finally subsided slightly.
Enduring the pain, the man pointed at Ling Tian: "You wait, this isn't over. I'm having diarrhea today, so I'll let you off the hook…"
The man uttered a threat, then directly ran towards his car. He couldn't even spare a glance at his wife now. He wanted to drive away quickly and find a restroom to expel the life-threatening contents in his stomach!