Chapter 1 – WHAT THE F%#@
He woke up groggily. All around him was only an endless forest. He blinked several times before cursing profusely.
'Where the fuck am I now?! First I got hit by a car. Then those assholes medics couldn't even drive me into the hospital before they crashed. Then they send a helicopter to the rescue, only for that to also crash! Can you give me a break you assholes! At least fix your shit before you send your grubby little slave workers to rescue people!'
He was exhausted and had a hard time moving. He could only hear lush forest sounds. There were no sounds of burning and people moaning from pain. It was 'silent', eerily so.
'They wouldn't ditch me... right?'
He was sweating from fear of being abandoned. Not because he would be alone, but because he would bleed out and die- Hm? He wasn't in any pain nor did it feel like his intestines were all around on the floor. He just felt... exhausted?
He was confused and looked down. He couldn't see his lower body.
'Well, shit! No wonder I feel exhausted, when I'm missing my WHOLE LOWER BODY, GODDAMMIT!'
He cursed whoever sent him here, but still tried to move his limbs. It was possible and he soon tried to wipe his face with his hand-
He froze completely, staring at the very furry paw. His mind blanked and he didn't know what to think...
[Initiating System]
He stared at the oddly familiar, yet unfamiliar text floating in front of him.