Chapter 641: Chapter 175: My 26-Year-Old Innocent Female Tenant (Requesting Monthly Pass)
"The new sister?"
"What new sister..."
"Holy shit, the small jade Buddha didn’t just swallow Lan Xin, did it?"
Xu Shu was first stunned, then felt a sudden sense of alarm in his heart.
He quickly scratched at his lower back, found the dagger imprint, and took a look. He saw a mini version of Lan Xin, a thin layer imprinted on the dagger like a mural.
After being pulled out from inside him by Xu Shu, she slowly reinflated like an inflatable doll, emitting faint breath sounds.
She had used the skill "Fallen into Love" twice today, it seemed to have greatly exhausted her, as she was still in a deep sleep at the moment.
"It’s not Lan Xin... then there’s only one possibility..."
Xu Shu felt confident and patted the Jade Buddha to ask, "Is it Qiansui?"
"Yes." Ji Yu replied softly.
She really came in!
In the safety zone, besides Ji Yu who was involved with the Divine Chosen, all other Yin Gods and Yang Gods dared not show themselves, and could only remain unscathed by hiding their Primordial Spirits.
After thinking for a bit, Xu Shu exerted force on his feet and sprinted away, soon reaching the Starry Church.
There were many churches in the safety zone; the Starry Church alone had more than six, both big and small.
Xu Shu had come to the biggest one, returning Lan Xin—since the Fallen Nun’s skill was quite special; if not pulled out, she could stay attached to Xu Shu indefinitely, but once removed, he couldn’t put her back by himself.
Because of the incident with Archbishop Yu Mingluan before, Xu Shu didn’t quite trust the other branch churches, so he came to the headquarters church.
He reached the church entrance and found two nuns on duty nearby, explaining his intentions.
"Oh, it turns out to be a Warrior brother. How could we trouble you for such a small matter? Sit down and have some water, brother~"
"Tired, Warrior brother? My name is Xiao Wei; let me massage your legs~ Encountering any bottlenecks in leveling up recently, Warrior brother? Add me as a friend; we can go hunting together when you’re free; I charge very reasonable rates."
The two nuns took Lan Xin into the medical room and laid her down, then quickly clung to Xu Shu, hands wandering as they asked long and short questions, their manner both considerate and enthusiastic.
Xu Shu felt the Starry Church really was a good place; the massage therapy was truly first-class. He would definitely come again if he had the chance, especially if he could get a discount.
But he had pressing matters, so he left with an apology.
The safety zone was neither too small nor too large.
From the Starry Church in the middle, Xu Shu headed west out the door, and in just over ten minutes, he was out of the western city gate.
It was still early in the day, but the marketplace outside the city gate was already set up, with the cries of vendors filling the air.
Xu Shu was quite familiar with the area outside the Western Gate. Following his memory and searching for a moment, he indeed found the vendor selling the special Chinese hamburger.
This Chinese hamburger was very precious and extremely delicious.
Though not cheap, it allowed Xu Shu to satisfy his appetite and involuntarily respect his teachers while recalling some antiseptic protruding images, which was indeed a beautiful thing.
After a full breakfast, Xu Shu made his way to a secluded corner in the woods about three miles away and sat down.
Once he was sure no one was around, he took off the Jade Buddha figurine from his waist, held the Narrow Sleeve Guanyin in his hand, and examined it carefully.
Swish!
Narrow Sleeve Guanyin opened her five eyes, each with different colors. As soon as she was out of the safety zone, they grew bold.
A red eye blinked wildly and shouted continuously:
"Cooroo cooroo cooroo, goo-goo goo-goo goo-goo, baroo baroo convenient!!!"
This was Corpse Dog.
Although Xu Shu didn’t understand her language, he could tell she was cursing very nastily.
Who was she cursing at?
The red eye closed, and another shiny black eye blinked a female voice: "Hmph, you simpleton, what nonsense are you babbling? It’s good enough that you get a share of the food, keep squawking and there won’t be a next meal for you!"
The voice was rich yet authoritative, with a touch of girlish innocence, naturally dignified; Xu Shu had never heard it before.
Presumably, this was the "new sister" Ji Yu talked about.
It seems she was the female corpse "Qiansui"?
Yu Mingluan previously said she was missing, turns out she got swallowed by Narrow Sleeve Guanyin!
Speaking of which, Yu Mingluan knew the term ’Yang God’; the Archbishop was quite knowledgeable...
Rubbing his chin, Xu Shu pondered when he heard Ji Yu trying to mediate: "Ah, Sister Corpse Dog, don’t be angry. Let’s all be harmonious; we are one family after all."
Corpse Dog: "Squeak squeak!"
Qiansui spoke again: "Little sister, you really are good-tempered. This dog was saying such vile things, and yet you still speak for her."
Ji Yu said, "But Sister Corpse Dog is telling the truth."
"What? You, you look so young, did that wretch actually do such indecent things to you too? Moral decay, human hearts aren’t what they used to be! Since you have that kind of relationship, why do you call him ’master’? Shouldn’t you call him ’husband’?"
"Because, because..." Ji Yu hemmed and hawed for a while before saying, "Well, he is really big."
Xu Shu: Huh?
He was immediately puzzled.
What indecent matters?
What were they talking about?
That’s when another voice, wronged and aggrieved, said: "You can’t do this, Sister Corpse Dog, you can’t! You can’t defeat her."
Corpse Dog: "Wally whop!!!"
"Damn it! Get lost, abomination; if it wasn’t for the protection of the Bodhisattva, do you think I would be afraid to kill you?!"
It seemed Qiansui was stomping her feet and starting to fight with Corpse Dog because the small jade Buddha vibrated a few more times, even more intensely than before.
Buzz buzz buzz!
Buzz buzz buzz!
After the vibration subsided, Corpse Dog went silent, but Qiansui’s tone remained unchanged.