Chapter 466: Chapter 325: Trapped in Bed
Even though Gu Changsheng was clueless, Zhou Mu’s overt hints finally made him have a sudden enlightenment!
After his sudden enlightenment, Gu Changsheng immediately realized their predicament!
Early in the morning, at a time when men tend to feel a certain way, she foolishly fumbled all over him!
“I…I was just helping you…” Gu Changsheng stammered, his face beet red with embarrassment!
Heaven and earth bear witness! She really wasn’t trying to take advantage of him!
“You really wanted to help me?” Zhou Mu squinted his eyes and moved a bit closer.
Gu Changsheng immediately became alert and stepped back, shaking his head like a rattle, “No, no! I wasn’t trying to help you!”
“Ah! That’s a real shame!” Zhou Mu sighed with an air of disappointment, as if Gu Changsheng had said something heartbreaking, almost as if there was a hint of hurt on Divine Residence’s face.
The more Gu Changsheng thought about it, the more he felt it wasn’t right.
Dammit! What was she afraid of?
She hadn’t done anything guilty, nor had she caused harm to heaven and reason, what was there to fear?
Clearly, it was Zhou Mu, the evildoer, who climbed into her bed in the dead of night and gave her a scare first thing in the morning!
The one acting guilty was clearly him!
Therefore, Gu Changsheng suddenly became unhappy, fuming as she yelled, “You evildoer, enough is enough! I was just checking your health; what do you think I was going to do with you? You climb into bed and you still claim you’re right?”
“It’s not like it hasn’t happened before!” Zhou Mu said calmly.
Gu Changsheng choked on his words!
What’s this? First time, a tad awkward, second time, a bit familiar, and third and fourth times, totally used to it?
Zhou Mu really was a habitual bed-climber! He was just about ruining her bed!
Gu Changsheng’s face turned a multitude of colors, his heart was thundering, and sparks of anger were crackling in his eyes…
“Gu Changsheng? Gu Changsheng what’s wrong? where are you?”
Just as Gu Changsheng, prepared to battle Zhou Mu for three hundred rounds, heard a weak voice from next door, he stiffened as if struck by lightning!
“Bor…Borjigin Nian!”
Oh my god! How could Borjigin Nian wake up at this time?
Isn’t this the perfect timing to be caught red-handed in bed?
Suddenly, Gu Changsheng was utterly flustered!
In a panic, she grabbed Zhou Mu and whispered in haste, “What do we do? What do we do? Your little junior sister is up. If she sees you, my lifetime’s reputation will be doomed!”
Seeing this, Zhou Mu’s lips curved slightly, his noble brows lifted slightly, unflustered.
“Oh! Now you still dare to mimic Little Monk Bu Jie entering meditation! Why don’t you learn something useful! What do we do!” Gu Changsheng was frantic, her face beet red, scratching her head.
Poor thing, Borjigin Nian wasn’t like the other people in her family, who were already used to, and utterly indifferent about, her interactions with Zhou Mu!
Gu Changsheng could already imagine the consequences of Borjigin Nian catching her and Zhou Mu in bed!
It would be earth-shattering!
“No way! No way! Evildoer, you need to hide right now!” Gu Changsheng stood up on the bed, looking around in a panic, “Where should you hide? In the closet? Under the bed?”
Heaven! Borjigin Nian, this retired emperor. She should be resting in bed, why did she have to get up and torment her?
Gu Changsheng immediately turned into an ant on a hot pan, frantically pacing around!
Watching his little woman like this, Zhou Mu spoke lightly, “Closet? Under the bed? Are those places fit for a king like me?”
Gu Changshun, upon hearing this, immediately glared, “Important people don’t sweat the small stuff!”
Zhou Mu raised an eyebrow, “If important affairs are hindered by sweating the small stuff, how could I ever win my beauty?”
“Oh!” Gu Changsheng was at a loss for words!
Shameless! Absolutely shameless!
Zhou Mu’s thick-skinned nature was truly getting worse!
Seeing the woman he treasured about to explode, Zhou Mu swiftly pulled her back into his arms, soothing her with a doting tone, “My love, stay calm, don’t fret. Your little junior sister is from Northern Mongolia, where the people are straightforward and don’t sweat the small stuff; I believe she wouldn’t hold any biased views against us!”
Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng shook her head, “It’s not as simple as you think! You don’t understand, you just don’t!”
Damn it, Borjigin Nian was dead set on keeping Zhou Mu as a backup plan, wasn’t she?
Although she knew very well her relationship with Zhou Mu was murky, knowing it was one thing, facing it was another!
“Bang!”
The sound of the door being kicked open…
Gu Changsheng’s expression instantly fell!
Oh my god! Borjigin Nian is a patient, a patient! And yet her strength is still so formidable!
“Gu Changsheng, who are you talking to? Oh!”
The recently arrived Borjigin Nian asked softly, only to scream out in shock, utterly dumbfounded!
“You! You guys! You two!”
Borjigin Nian’s face, filled with disbelief, stared wide-eyed at the two embracing on the bed, stumbling as she spoke.
Gu Changsheng looked at Borjigin Nian’s trembling little hand and was filled with worry.
He was genuinely concerned that Borjigin Nian couldn’t handle such a cruel reality!
While adjusting Gu Changsheng’s clothes, Zhou Mu spoke as if it were any ordinary day, “Little Junior Sister, long time no see, have you been well?”
At this, Gu Changsheng immediately rolled his eyes!
Wasn’t this evildoer just making small talk for the sake of talking, spouting nonsense with eyes wide open?
Did Borjigin Nian look unharmed? She was clearly still bandaged up on her shoulders, wasn’t she?
Even if Borjigin Nian was originally fine, after seeing this scene, she’d probably be anything but fine!
“Wuu… Brother!” Borjigin Nian wailed, and immediately threw herself at the two of them.
Her speed was comparably fast, like a shooting star!
“Gu Changsheng, how can I have such a thick-skinned friend as you? How could you climb into my brother’s bed?” As Borjigin Nian pulled Gu Changsheng’s arm in an attempt to drag him out, she indignantly continued, “My brother is like a Jade Tree of Qiong Branch, a figure of radiant grace. How could you defile him like this?”
Zhou Mu watched his little woman’s suffering face, squinting at her arm being yanked, his expression darkening as he murmured, “Little Junior Sister, let go! You’re hurting my love!”
“I won’t let go, I just won’t!” Borjigin Nian shook her head repeatedly after hearing this.
Zhou Mu pulled Gu Changsheng closer by the waist and with a flick of his sleeve, Borjigin Nian who was making a fuss moments ago crashed in front of the bed.
“Oh! Nian!” Seeing this, Gu Changsheng cried out and flung Zhou Mu off, huffing, “What are you doing? She’s injured!”
While saying this, Gu Changsheng hurriedly jumped off the bed, a look of concern as he checked on Borjigin Nian, “Nian, are you okay? Did you hurt yourself somewhere?”
Borjigin Nian’s mouth drooped to her chin, looking accusingly at the man seated on the bed, she stammered, “I’m hurt! Princess here is hurt!”
“Ah? Where are you hurt? Did it affect your shoulder wound?” Gu Changsheng surveyed the thick Persian wool carpet on the ground, his voice filled with alarm.
Upon hearing this, Borjigin Nian clasped her chest, voicing her distress, “My heart is broken! It’s heartbroken! Oh, my poor little heart!”
“Uh…” Seeing this, Gu Changsheng’s mouth twitched.
“My brother carries himself with the grace of a dragon and the radiance of a phoenix, so bright and beautiful, and you ended up stealing such a precious cabbage!”
“He’s biased! I only tugged on you a little, and brother threw me off the bed! That’s so unreasonable! And I’m still injured!”
“Wuu… I won’t live through this! Wuu wuu…”
Gu Changsheng, watching a despondent Borjigin Nian sprawled on the ground, was at a loss, looking to Zhou Mu for help.
“The bed’s just right with the two of us; she’s simply superfluous!” Zhou Mu leisurely sitting by the bed, glanced at Borjigin Nian on the floor, “Besides, she doesn’t know her own strength. What if she’d hurt you?”
Gu Changshun, hearing this, immediately covered his face!
Oh my god! Zhou Mu was not trying to save the day; he was plainly adding fuel to the fire!
Didn’t he see that Borjigin Nian was near brooding?
“Wuu…” Borjigin Nian burst into tears at these words, sobbing uncontrollably!
“Nian! Listen to me, it’s not what you think!” Gu Changsheng hurriedly explained.
“I didn’t think! I saw it! Wuu wuu… My brother… he’s too biased, too bullying! I don’t like him anymore! Wuu…” Borjigin Nian, like a tantrum-throwing child, kept kicking her legs.
Seeing this, Gu Changsheng accusingly glared at Zhou Mu.
Dammit! Disaster! Look at the mess he’s made!
Has he caused a flood in the Yellow River?
Zhou Mu, dressed in a middle garment and standing tall, caught her glaring, looked at Borjigin Nian on the ground, and coldly spoke, “Little Junior Sister, if you keep crying, don’t blame this prince for writing a report to Master about your theft of the Jade Slip!”
“Scary!”
Upon hearing this, Borjigin Nian couldn’t even think about crying anymore.
She instantly got up from the ground, her deep eyes unwaveringly staring at her troublesome brother.
Gu Changsheng was dumbfounded as he watched Borjigin Nian change her tune like flipping a switch, looking at Zhou Mu with admiration flooding like the unending river!
Oh my god, what is this if not turning the tide with a single phrase?
Stars in her eyes!
“Brother! How could you do this! You promised me you’d never tell Master about this!” Borjigin Nian stomped her foot, accusing him.
Zhou Mu coldly gave her a look, “This prince only kept silent, it was you who assumed!”
At this, Borjigin Nian choked! She turned to Gu Changsheng and indignant said, “Gu Changsheng, look at my brother being like this, are you still my friend? How can you just sit there and do nothing?”
“Uh…” Gu Changsheng pointed at himself, a baffled expression on his face, “Should I say something?”
Dammit, if you siblings want to sabotage each other and fight internally, what does this observer have to do with it?
“My love, you don’t need to bother with her, she’s just childish. The more you indulge her, the more unruly she will be!” Zhou Mu reached out to help Gu Changsheng up from kneeling on the carpet, speaking gently.
Feeling left out, Borjigin Nian, noticing her brother’s demeanor, her eyes immediately rounded in disbelief, pointing at the two standing together, she shook her head, “I have a small suspicion, is it you, brother, who climbed into Gu Changsheng’s bed?”