(Important note: All names in this story are fictional and bear no resemblance to reality. There is no insinuation, allusion, or reflection intended. Any resemblance is purely for parody.)

Feng Bujue had thought the opening CG was about to end, but who knew… it was just reaching its climax.

In a flash of the lens, the "Introducing the Contestants" segment arrived.

The first to appear on screen was a middle-aged man wearing a light blue shirt and black slacks. He was Caucasian, with a very patriotic look, short brown hair, and black eyes, and he wore glasses.

[Contestant Number One – William Henry Bill Gates III. Renowned entrepreneur, philanthropist, and one of the world's most outstanding software engineers.]

As the narration continued, wild and impressive sound effects and subtitles were inserted, and the camera began to rotate 360 degrees around the contestant.

[He is a maverick, unconventional, yet admired genius. Will his IQ of over 160 give him an early advantage on the island?]

"What I'm interested in is… how you guys managed to get someone with an IQ over 160 onto this island…" Feng Bujue muttered inwardly.

The next second, the screen switched to the introduction of the second contestant.

This was also a Caucasian man, appearing to be around fifty-five years old, with graying hair and black-framed glasses. He wore an expensive-looking dark blue suit, with a shirt and tie underneath, and leather shoes.

[Contestant Number Two – Warren Bafei Te. World-renowned stock god, philanthropist, and investment master.]

Like the previous contestant, the camera was also rotating as he was introduced…

[He is insightful, calm, and experienced. His wisdom in investment is unmatched. It is unknown whether this wisdom can compensate for his physical shortcomings, allowing him to stand out among the ten contestants.]

"Hey, hey… is this okay… it just looks like they changed the name, but the basic setting is exactly the same as some super-famous big shots in reality…"

Jue-ge’s muttering didn’t change anything; the contestant introductions continued, and the third person quickly appeared on the screen.

This was a female contestant, also Caucasian. She wore hot pants and an off-the-shoulder white t-shirt with a black tank top underneath. She had distinct facial features, a sexy figure, and long, shoulder-length auburn hair.

[Contestant Number Three – Lindsay Lohan. Hollywood's queen of controversy, a triple-threat star in film, television, and music.]

[She achieved fame at a young age and has a life experience far beyond her peers; she once dominated the film industry and led fashion trends, but also had constant negative news and became a controversial figure. Her sex appeal and personality inevitably make her the focus of attention for the audience.]

"The audience is so lowbrow…" Jue-ge thought, "Speaking of… what kind of group is the audience that watches a reality show like 'Wilderness Craving'…"

[Contestant Number Four – Justin Bu Bo. Singer, actor, internet celebrity.]

The fourth contestant to appear was a young Caucasian man, who looked less than twenty years old, with a feminine and delicate face; dark blond hair curled upwards, and hazel eyes revealed an innocent look. He wore a white cotton tank top, revealing some tattoos; hip-hop style pants, worn low on the waist; and white sneakers.

[He is a rapidly rising teenage idol in recent years, praised by fans as an artist with "handsome looks, clear and beautiful singing voice, combined musical and performing talents, and overflowing talent." Undoubtedly, extreme popularity and age advantage will be his most powerful weapons.]

"Heh…"

As Feng Bujue chuckled inwardly, the fifth contestant came into his view…

That was a balding, middle-aged Caucasian man, paunchy, with a decisive air between his brows, and a slightly protruding chin that was quite distinctive. And his attire… was a complete set of tailcoats.

[Contestant Number Five – Solomon Rothschild II, Baron. A member of the world-famous financial family, the Rothschild family, an outstanding banker and financier.]

"Hey, hey… what's with the 'Baron'? This is a dead person, isn't it… not to mention this isn't even a contemporary person, and the nationality is wrong!"

[He has extraordinary diplomatic skills, speaks with elaborate and flattering language. A banker who had dealings with Solomon once commented, "No one leaves him feeling anything less than refreshed." This talent may also become the key to his victory.]

"I highly doubt it…" Feng Bujue thought, "In a game where only one winner can emerge, the relationship between people can only be 'temporary mutual use.' As long as both sides understand this, even without any diplomatic skills, they can reach an agreement with another person or people."

As Jue-ge thought this, the screen switched to the sixth contestant.

Finally, a black man…

He was also dressed in a suit and tie, with a buzz cut; judging by his face, he was about fifty years old, with looks that weren't exactly handsome, and a complexion that wasn't purely African, probably… either mixed-race, or just a passerby.

[Contestant Number Six – Barack Hussein Obama. Lawyer, politician, former President of the United States.]

"Hey!" Feng Bujue was shocked at the time, "How did you guys get this person! Is this show run by aliens!"

[From rebellious teenager to Doctor of Law to President of the United States… he is a legend who changed his fate through hard work, and also the only celebrity who proactively requested to participate in this program. How will he perform? Please wait and see.]

"Is the former president that lonely? Although I know that American presidents are very unpopular after they step down, and there isn't even anyone who wants to assassinate them… but you don't have to court death yourself…"

Just as Jue-ge was shocked by Obama's appearance, a contestant who shocked him even more arrived…

[Contestant Number Seven – Osama Bleep Bleep Muhammad Bleep Bleep Awad Bleep Bleep. Born into a family of construction and industry, this season's mysterious contestant.]

"Mysterious my ass! Even the monks at Shaolin Temple know you're the leader of al-Qaeda! Adding three censored words to the name is truly sharp!" Looking at the gaunt, bearded Arab man on the screen, Jue-ge completely went crazy.

[Handsome, he has five beautiful and educated wives, more children than you can count on two hands, and a family fortune so large it can be used for various businesses…]

"What various businesses… isn't it just terrorist organizations… and what's with the introduction that makes him sound like he deserved to die… it's too different from Obama's! This is a conspiracy by the American media!"

[Whether this mysterious contestant is a pampered person or an excellent warrior will soon be revealed…]

After the introduction of contestant number seven, the eighth person followed closely.

[Contestant Number Eight – Yi Si Te Gu. Graduated from the International Finance Department, a handsome and noble second-generation rich kid.]

Along with the narration, a yellow-skinned man appeared. Like contestant number four, Bu Bo, he belonged to the youthful and handsome type, but he was a few years older. He had a peach-shaped fringe, wore a casual suit, was handsome, and taller than number four.

[He is a diamond bachelor, the object of countless girls' affections. Embroiled in scandals, he was quickly forgiven by "all walks of life," while some related people around him, several government law enforcement agencies, and even some laws related to drugs, were questioned and criticized. With outstanding comprehensive abilities, he is considered the biggest favorite to win this season.]

"Hmm… compared to the average person, this is undoubtedly a riajuu (internet slang, refers to a fulfilling real life winner)…" Feng Bujue said, "But appearing right after number seven, he just feels like an ordinary youth…"

[Contestant Number Nine – Stephen Carbon. An award-winning American best-selling author who has written scripts, column reviews, and has served as a film director, producer, and actor.]

Number nine was also a Caucasian man, appearing to be around forty years old, with a look as patriotic as Bill Gates, wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt and slacks.

[As one of the most influential writers of our time, known as the "Master of Horror," he is no stranger to thrilling things. The balance of intellect and physique gives him considerable competitiveness in the game.]

"Carbon, huh…" If Feng Bujue could control his body, his expression at this moment would definitely be twitching corners of his mouth and dead fish eyes, "Could you be any cheaper…"

[Contestant Number Ten – John Winston Lennon. Rock superstar, the soul of the "Beetles" band, poet, social activist, anti-war protester.]

The last contestant made his debut. He was also Caucasian, appearing to be around thirty years old, with light brown eyes and brown hair, wearing a messy hairstyle and beard, and a retro-style suit.

[Like many artists, Lennon embarked on the road of drug use, and didn't seem to care. Having created many myths in the music industry, will he be able to forge legends in our program as well?]

"Just with these ten incredible contestants… this program is already a legend…" Feng Bujue thought, "Ah… whatever, anyway, this introduction should be over soon."

Indeed, this might be the longest script introduction that Jue-ge had ever seen, but… it wasn't over yet.

Boom—

With a burst of fire, the coolest scene in the opening CG appeared.

A fit man in a set of wilderness survival gear appeared in the center of the screen, and the narration followed: [And I… Bear Eat-You Grills, will serve as the referee and host for this competition. I will supervise and guide the contestants to complete the challenges and reach victory.]

"Are you sure you're not just treating these ten people as prey…"

[Now, viewers, please follow in my footsteps and enter this three-day ultimate game together – Wilderness Craving!]