"W-what's wrong..." Wang Tanzhi squinted, glancing sideways at Brother Jue.

"Not bad..." Brother Jue said, "A few days and you, bird-man, have already learned to reason?"

"What are you saying~" Xiao Tan replied loudly, but the next second, his voice dropped again, "Well... though you calling me a bird-man now, I really can't argue with that..."

"Heh..." Feng Bujue shrugged and smiled, "Actually, I wanted to say... Xiao Ling seems to have taught you quite a bit..."

"Hehe... not bad..." Xiao Tan turned his head, revealing a rather shy smile, and scratched his face with his wing.

Feng Bujue stared at Xiao Tan with dead-fish eyes and continued, "The sour stench of romance emanating from you has already stirred the Zhenqi in my body. I suggest you adjust your expression, or I'll have to use Meow-style Qigong."

"Meow—"

Just as the two were talking, another scream suddenly came from the other side of the classroom.

"Tch... here we go again?" Feng Bujue looked over in the direction of the sound.

He saw Meowmi running towards the back row while crying, with a letter in her hand.

"Rabbitmi-chan!" Meowmi ran to Rabbitmi's desk, sobbing, and said, "Some nasty stalker wrote me a letter!"

"What did you say?" Rabbitmi looked at her intently, replying with a concerned tone.

"Ah!" Kumaichi, who was sitting next to her, also chimed in, with an equally concerned expression, "To do such a thing to my beloved Meowmi-chan! Unforgivable!"

"Hmm... every time this guy says something like that with righteous indignation... I get the feeling that 'maybe he really didn't do it this time?'..." Feng Bujue looked at Kumaichi and muttered, "But... the merciless reality repeatedly launches a heavy blow to my [beep—], making my [beep—] hurt terribly."

"It's a gag manga world after all..." Xiao Tan also lowered his voice and replied, "Kumaichi's behavior pattern itself is the biggest punchline, right..."

Before the two could finish speaking, Rabbitmi had already taken the letter from Meowmi's hand, unfolded it, and read, "To Meowmi... Tonight, I'm going to sneak into your room~ Huhu huhu huhu huhu huhu~ Kumaichi."

After reading the letter, Rabbitmi silently put it down and took out her phone...

"Hold on!" Feng Bujue, seeing this, immediately shouted and stepped forward to stop Rabbitmi's further actions.

"What's wrong, Nekomata Saburo?" Rabbitmi asked.

"I want to confirm..." Brother Jue said, "Rabbitmi-chan... are you thinking of calling the police?"

"Yes," Rabbitmi replied, "Of course I'm going to call the police."

"To call the police so rashly before things are clear..." Feng Bujue's expression turned serious, and he looked directly into Rabbitmi's eyes, asking with great force, "...is that really okay?"

"Oh?" Rabbitmi looked suspicious and replied, "Isn't the truth of this case obvious enough?"

"Hmph hmph hmph..." Feng Bujue had been waiting for this, and he squeezed out a low, cold laugh from between his teeth and said, "It seems... 'Detective Rabbitmi' is nothing more than this..."

The next second, before Rabbitmi could say anything, Kumaichi exclaimed in his usual manga-narration style, "W-what! To say such provocative words to Rabbitmi-chan... this man... who is he...?"

"Just a peeping tom and a violent man," Rabbitmi said calmly, "He's certainly acting arrogantly."

"Uh..." Feng Bujue couldn't refute this title, after all, he had confessed to it "yesterday."

Fortunately, Rabbitmi didn't continue the personal (cat) attack endlessly, and she continued, "Then tell me, what's wrong with this case?"

"Hmph..." Feng Bujue sneered and raised a cat-finger, "Suspicious point one... is the signature on this letter."

"What about the signature? Isn't it just Kumaichi?" Rabbitmi didn't even look at Kumaichi and said nonchalantly, "Isn't it normal for him to do this kind of perverted thing?"

"Eh?" Kumaichi looked aggrieved and replied, "That's not true... I'm not a pervert... although I occasionally feel inexplicably excited to expose my lower body in public, I'm not a pervert. Even if I am a pervert, I'm a gentleman with the name of a pervert..."

"Hey... the case here hasn't been settled yet, so don't actively expose crimes like public exposure..." Even Xiao Tan couldn't stand it anymore, "We're doing our best to exonerate you here..."

"Alright, don't bring up topics that aren't related to this case." Feng Bujue cleverly interrupted them and said to Xiao Tan, " Hayataro, if Kumaichi says anything else out of line, smear it on his bear face."

"Yes." Wang Tanzhi replied solemnly and immediately cast a sharp gaze at Kumaichi.

Under this "Hayataro's Gaze," Kumaichi couldn't help but take half a step back, temporarily ceasing to speak.

"Listen closely, Rabbitmi-chan." As Feng Bujue spoke, he took the letter from Rabbitmi's hand with a natural movement, "As a detective, when dealing with cases, you must consider all the details... You can't be blinded by appearances." He raised the letter and smiled, "I ask you... would there be a stalker in this world who is so stupid as to write their real name on a harassment letter?"

"Hmm..." Rabbitmi thoughtfully said, "If there were... then it would be Kumaichi."

"Tsk tsk tsk—" Feng Bujue waggled his fingers, making a cheap tsk-tsk sound from his mouth, "Rabbitmi-chan, don't prioritize individual cases... At this moment, we should at least think about... those more probable assumptions."

Pu ji—

As he spoke, Brother Jue heavily slapped the letter on the table, but because the cat's paws had paw pads, there was no sound when he slapped the table, "Take my peeping tom case yesterday as an example, since I can imitate a dog's bark to disrupt the investigation, then why can't the culprit this time... add Kumaichi's name to the letter... and frame him?"

"So you did it." After hearing Brother Jue's words, Rabbitmi replied expressionlessly and picked up her phone again, preparing to call the police.

"Hey—I'm just using myself as an example to analyze the problem for you! How did you come to this conclusion?" Feng Bujue quickly stopped her, "Also... isn't your one-handed dialing technique a little too skilled? Do you like calling the police that much?"

"Yes." Rabbitmi admitted without hesitation, "One of the reasons I became a detective is because I really like reporting cases."

"Let's figure out the incident first before calling the police!" Feng Bujue roared.

"Okay." Rabbitmi closed her phone again, "You continue."

"Suspicious point two..." Feng Bujue looked at the letter again, "Speaking of... was this letter really sent by a stalker?" He poked the letter with his cat's paw a few times, "Content like 'Tonight, I'm going to sneak into your room' could also be written by a thief, right?"

"Huh?" Hearing this, even Xiao Tan was stunned.

"This kind of thing is very common, right." Feng Bujue spread out his paws and said, "Like Kaito Kid, the Cat-Eyed Sisters, etc.... don't they all like to send advance notices before taking action?"

"What dimension of phantom thieves are those two groups of people you're talking about..." The soul of吐槽 flowing in Xiao Tan's blood was obviously stirring again.

On the contrary, Rabbitmi seemed to accept this setting: "That seems to make sense... but what's with the 'huhu huhu' chuckle written in the notice?"

"It means determined to win," Feng Bujue replied without thinking.

"I see." Rabbitmi nodded.

"She actually believed it!" At this moment, the Wang Tanzhi in Xiao Tan's heart had already fallen to the ground.

"Hmph... that's right, isn't it?" Feng Bujue smiled, "Compared to... 'a sexual harassment letter written by Kumaichi', 'a theft notice disguised as a sexual harassment letter written by a phantom thief pretending to be Kumaichi' is obviously more logical, isn't it?"

"That's logic that was taken to feed the dog, then the dog pooped it out and ate it again twice, right?" Xiao Tan mentally吐槽ed fiercely, "Let's just call it 'Double-Dog Logic'!"

"I understand..." Rabbitmi looked at Brother Jue and said, "It seems you're not just a simple peeping tom and a violent man, the famous Detective Nekomata Saburo of Beast Elementary School really lives up to his name."

"Hehe... thank you for the compliment." Feng Bujue smiled slightly and rubbed the fur on his head.

"Then, let's treat it as a theft case." Rabbitmi turned to Meowmi, who was next to her, "Meowmi-chan, please cooperate with the police tonight to catch the phantom thief." Saying that, she picked up her phone again and started calling the police.

"Eh?" Meowmi was already confused by them, "Even if you say that... there's nothing in my room that a phantom thief would target, right?"

"Meowmi-chan." Feng Bujue kept a straight face and quickly flashed in front of Meowmi, "In order to uphold the justice of the law and punish those despicable thieves... please don't mind the details."

"Ah... uh... okay." Meowmi replied somewhat blankly.

[Successfully disrupted the investigation of the "stalker letter" incident]

[Special script extra skill point reward 200]

[Kumaichi's hatred towards you +2%]

At this moment, three consecutive system voices entered the ears of the two players. However, the content they heard was somewhat different. Xiao Tan's skill point reward was 50 points, and Kumaichi's hatred towards him only increased by 1%...

[Three days later, afternoon.]

Just as Feng Bujue was pondering..."what kind of setting is 'Kumaichi's hatred'," the scenery in front of him had already changed.

Another abrupt scene change brought Brother Jue and Xiao Tan side by side onto the school's playground.

"F*cking tired..." Feng Bujue immediately took a breath, "Isn't it several times more tiring than serious reasoning..."

"I think this is just random bullshit..." Xiao Tan replied.

"Oh?" Feng Bujue squinted over, revealing a wicked smile, "That's good... for the next incident, I won't say anything, you 'bullshit'."