San Tian Liang Jue
Chapter 355 Toy War (II)
“Xia!” Ultraman echoed from the side.
Optimus Prime looked at Brother Jue and Xiao Tan and said in a very serious tone, “Gentlemen, are you coming out on your own, or do we have to do it for you?”
“Uh… can we just jump out from there…” Feng Bujue pointed to the crack opened by Optimus Prime, “…is that okay?”
Optimus Prime turned to look at Ultraman. “These two seem a little loopy.”
Ultraman: “Xia——”
No one knew how Optimus Prime understood this M78 Nebula language, perhaps the Cybertronian translation technology was advanced…
“Hurry up and come out, don’t waste time.” As Optimus Prime spoke, the crack closed again.
Feng Bujue and Xiao Tan looked at each other, and after two seconds, Xiao Tan spoke first, “Don’t you think… they’re a little strange?”
“Of course they’re strange… Ultraman’s height is generally around fifty meters, and Optimus Prime is about nine meters.” Feng Bujue said, “But the heads of these two guys in front of us are almost the same size, and judging from the angle they’re peeking out and the proportion of their head length, these two are at most four meters tall.” As he spoke, he stepped down and jumped upwards.
Judging from the sound of the gap opening and closing just now, the ceiling seemed very light and could be easily lifted. So Brother Jue jumped up, wanting to try if he could lift the ceiling.
It actually worked, and Feng Bujue’s strength seemed a bit too much, the entire ceiling flew upwards and landed outside the room.
Above their heads was a dark and distant sky. The white light they had seen earlier was shining diagonally from the side of the room, the source of which was unknown, probably some kind of giant searchlight.
“Wow… amazing…” Xiao Tan exclaimed when he saw Brother Jue blow the ceiling away with one palm.
Feng Bujue landed steadily and replied, “No… it’s not that I’m amazing, it’s that the roof is much lighter than I thought… it really does seem to be just a large piece of cardboard.” He paused for a moment, “In any case, let’s go out and see what the situation is outside.”
A wall of about three meters was nothing to them, and they easily climbed over it.
After arriving outside the “room,” they immediately understood.
In fact, the place they were in just now was not a room at all, but a shoebox. It was indeed made of cardboard, and the exterior was printed with logos and text. The “roof” that had been blown away was the lid of the shoebox, which was now lying not far away.
And the white light source was not some towering giant searchlight, but just a desk lamp…
Looking around, the surrounding scenery was all incredibly huge. Shelves like skyscrapers, teacups the size of phone booths, and pen holders taller than people filled with pens like telephone poles.
“We’ve been shrunk?” Xiao Tan was stunned for a moment before reacting.
“Yeah… no wonder Jack (Ultraman) and Pillar Bro’s (Optimus Prime) body proportions are the same, and they’re only twice as tall as us.” Feng Bujue muttered, he already understood that the other two were just toys.
At this time, in addition to Optimus Prime and Ultraman, a pile of other toys stood outside the shoebox, but their size was not as large as Pillar Bro and Jack, and were basically the same size as the players.
“I’ve never seen this kind of product before.” A dinosaur slightly shorter than Ultraman said, “Are you some kind of high-simulation figurines?” As he spoke, he brought his big nose closer, as if wanting to smell the scent on Feng Bujue and Xiao Tan.
“They’re likely some kind of latest product.” Happy Sheep (plastic pencil sharpener) on the side chimed in, “Even those scantily clad figures from Novel aren’t as exquisitely made as them.”
“For some reason, I suddenly really want to join that Novel camp…” Feng Bujue said in a low voice.
Xiao Tan was more honest, he directly said to the toys, “Uh… actually we should be members of an organization called Classic.”
“What?” Optimus Prime replied, “That’s strange, as the leader of Classic, I’ve never heard of this.”
Ultraman added, “Sawake——”
“That’s right.” A small cartoon-faced train head agreed.
It seemed that everyone except the players could understand Ultraman language.
Feng Bujue didn’t dwell on what that egghead was saying, he just replied, “You have to believe us, Pillar Bro. We’re here to help you win this war.” As soon as he said it, he was in character, instantly putting on a serious expression, “Two evil toys from the same production line as us have joined the Novel camp. They are very powerful combatants and may bring devastating blows to you.” He said decisively, “You need our help.”
A frog wearing a crown immediately exclaimed in panic, “Oh! Good heavens! Optimus Prime, what should we do?”
The surrounding toys were also in an uproar.
“Calm down.” Optimus Prime still maintained his composure, he controlled the situation with an unquestionable tone, and then said to Brother Jue and Xiao Tan, “How do I know if what you’re saying is true or false, maybe you’re just two captured spies, casually making up a set of alarmist remarks, wanting to muddle through.”
“Don’t worry, we can earn your trust with actions!” Feng Bujue replied seriously, “The thing I can’t stand the most in my life are those scantily clad figures, as long as Pillar Bro gives the order, I’ll pounce on them without hesitation!”
“Hey… who would give that kind of order!” Xiao Tan retorted.
“Earn my trust…” Optimus Prime was still very calm, “Ever since Thanksgiving night, Toy Captain and his squad were turned by the Barbies, it’s been a full half year since anyone dared to mention the word ‘trust’ in front of me.” He paused for a few seconds, “Besides, no matter how you look at it, your appearance is suspiciously abnormal…”
A giraffe doll then said, “Hey! How about this, let’s use these two spies to exchange hostages with Novel! Tigger has already been captured for a week.”
“But…” Optimus Prime said in a deep voice, he took two steps forward, looking down at the two players, “I don’t mind giving them a chance either.” Saying this, he turned his head and shouted, “Mario.”
A plastic Mario figure jumped out of the crowd of people (toys) and responded, “Here! Officer.”
“Enroll them in the Nintendo Assault Team.” Optimus Prime said, “Let them be the vanguard in tonight’s operation.”
“Yes! Officer.” Mario didn’t have the slightest doubt and replied decisively.
Optimus Prime took a deep look at Feng Bujue, “Since you want to prove yourselves, then I’ll wait and see.”