Chapter 145: Erec Tile, Sexis Trum, Jack Mihoff — And You Thought Avengers Had Range
I accepted Jack.
The system had detected loyalty and probably pent up sexual frustration in him and since it had divinity, I would like to believe that it was right.
Also, I played on my luck too.
The last time I played on luck when I went to Thailand and picked a girl. Later, I ran away from him.
Also, if I hadn’t answered then the system would have made Jack my ally anyway.
So to protect my right to choose, unlike Earth, I answered yes.
I could have said no but the system mentioned an additional quest that would take place only if I say yes and that piqued my curiosity like a reader after reading a synopsis of a book that has a Racist MC.
Of course, this quest could be bad for me but like I said, I played on my luck. After all, it only takes one good grope to check if the woman would be willing or she would be shameless enough to complain to her husband about it.
As soon as I accepted Jack, the System bombarded me with notifications and windows in front of my eyes.
[ Ding! ]
[ You Made An Ally! ]
[ Additional Quest Triggered! ]
’Yeah. Show me what it is.’
[ Quest : Friends With No Hoes ]
[ Description : Malthus is out there reigning a world which isn’t his. This is your world. He has no right over it. But no one could oppose him, for the savior of the world—you—lost to him once already like a bitch on LSD. However, the story isn’t over. You are still breathing and you shall wage war against Malthus—the false ruler once more.
But this time, you won’t be alone and unprepared. You shall make a team, a group of skilled individuals capable of trampling hundreds of soldiers alone. People who are loyal to you, people who can put their lives on the line for you. People who can spit on you if you are feeling a little freaky. People who can die for you. Make an army of your own, Racis. One that never bows down no matter how many foes. One that is the embodiment of you—A man with no hoes. ]
[ Rewards : With each new member added, you will receive a power up or a skill which you can give to any member of your army as per your choice. ]
[ Failure : Death. Because let’s be honest, Malthus is constantly looking for you and if he finds you alone somewhere, he would clap your cheeks right there and then. ]
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[ Current Allies : 3 ]
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[ Erec Tile (Human) (Loyalty : 90/100) (Power : 0/100) (He is weak right now as he lost all his Skills and strength just like you.)
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[ Sexis Trum (Alien) (Loyalty : 75/100) (Power : 69/100) (He is an Alien so he has inherited strength because of his build.) ]
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[ Jack Mihoff (Ghost) (Loyalty : 95/100) (Power : Infinite) (He is a Ghost. Nothing hurts him but he can do nothing as well.) ]
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Alright.
’What in the actual hell is all that? What happened to not increasing word count with lazy writing?’
[ All that is important information. My job is to make you capable of sending Malthus away from this world. And I am doing it. ]
’Did you even read what you wrote yourself? You want me to team up with individuals who could trample armies alone? Why would someone like that come under my team?’
[ Tempt them. Sell your body. I don’t give a shit. ]
’Ugh. And what’s with the three people I have in my team? They will lose against a group of ants banished from their community even if they attack together. And one of my teammates isn’t even capable of doing anything. Only form of damage he knows is dropping his pants. If I went to fight Malthus with them, the red demon would kill me the moment Jack lands his attack! These are not allies, they are assurance that I will die if I went to fight Malthus with them.’
[ They would get stron— ]
’And what’s with that name? Friends with no hoes? And then in the description you called me a man with no hoes! As if you are saying I won’t get anyone in this life. That’s not fair. This story has a Romance tag, I swear.’
[ That tag is only for attracting degenerates. If there was someone you would have gotten one by now. ]
’I don’t give a fuck. There would be a heroine and if not then I am jumping on the first woman I see. Women safety be damned.’
[ I couldn’t care less. Now that this quest is active, keep making allies. And when I’ll see that you have gathered enough the quest would end. ]
’But how do I even gather them? This is not Pokemon Go. They won’t be roaming around. I can’t just make anyone my ally.’
[ I will help you in that. ]
’How? By booking a room for us?’
[ I can detect loyalty. If I see someone has more than fifty loyalty for you, I will tell you and then you can make them join you. Also, if you see someone strong and want them to join your side, then do something to make them loyal to you. ]
’After becoming my ally would they be able to betray me?’
[ No. Not until their loyalty is at fifty or more. But if their loyalty went below fifty, then there is a chance you will get doggy style. So make sure to not let the loyalty of your subordinates go less for you. I will notify when their loyalty reaches near danger zone. ]
I sighed.
I can’t believe all this happened just by Jack kneeling in front of me. I opened a new cut scene.
Nevertheless, it is what it is.
I had accepted Jack and his loyalty was also ninety five so it was good. I can be stress free about him for a few days at least or months, if lucky, at least.
Erect also had good loyalty for me even after I hadn’t met him for three months.
Sexis though, his loyalty was at seventy five. Was he angry at me for not saving him? But that guy was on the equal level of Jack in perversion. He did more bullshit than an actual bull during the war. My loyalty should have been less for him. Not the other way around.
Alas, I can speculate all I want like a pregnant prostitute finding the father. Everything would only become clear after meeting those two.
I stretched my neck left and right, cracked my knuckles and finally focused ahead.
Jack was still on his knees but he wasn’t crying anymore. Good riddance.
"You can stop kneeling now, Jack. I forgive you."
Jack smiled. "I know you forgave me, pal. I got to know it as soon as you accepted me."
I frowned. "Then why are you still kneeling?"
Jack’s smile grew.
"Because I like the submissive genre too."
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Yep.
I am dying with this team.