One chicken and one banana, they chatted for a long time before stopping.
They were very happy during the meal.
In the vast sea of demons, how rare it is to find a friend!
The mountain chicken ate heartily, while the banana sat quietly on its back.
The two peeled halves of the banana skin were bent like human legs, and the other two halves were held like arms in a thoughtful pose.
No matter how you looked at it, it was eerie...
"Big Banana, do you want some?" the little witch asked curiously.
The little witch found the combination of chicken and banana somewhat strange...
Ye Fan didn't comment on such a bizarre scene.
His intuition told him that such strange things would not stop in the future...
Ever since he had the misfortune of being burdened by this dog of a system, his life had completely deviated from normalcy...
"Thank you." Banana-kun politely refused, "I don't need to eat."
"Or rather... I can't eat like you," Banana-kun added, "Honestly, I'm quite envious seeing you eat like this."
"Is that so?" The little witch mumbled, and said no more.
After eating their fill, the little witch tidied up the bowls and chopsticks obediently.
Originally, the mountain chicken wanted to help, but seeing its feathered body, the little witch firmly refused...
"Ye Fan, shall we go shopping later?" the little witch suggested while working, "Staying at home all the time is a bit boring?"
"If you want to go, you can," Ye Fan waved his hand, "I'll stay home and read."
"Aren't you afraid of suffocating yourself..." the little witch complained helplessly.
"Big Sis, how about we accompany you?" the mountain chicken quickly said.
"I'd like to go out for a walk too," Banana-kun chimed in, "I think it's very interesting to learn more about this world."
And so, the little witch took them out.
Since cats and dogs could be walked, walking a chicken didn't seem so strange.
However, with a big banana sitting on the chicken's back, it was somewhat...
But compared to other cultivators in Ge City, the little witch's group was considered quite normal...
For example, the one walking a dung beetle next to them.
For example, the one walking a twig next to them.
For example, the one flying in the air on a father-figure...
Although the little witch's strength was now comparable to that of a great elder, her mind was still at the level it was before she was captured.
Her actions at this moment were no different from those of young girls who had just begun cultivating. She was still interested in worldly things.
For example, buying a hairpin at this stall, or buying some beautiful clothes at that shop.
"Little Chicken, what do you think of this hairpin?" the little witch said, holding up a hairpin, "If I wear it, will it look good?"
"Big Boss looks good in anything!"
The mountain chicken gave a prompt answer, full of self-preservation instinct...
"Forget it, it's useless to ask you." The little witch turned to Banana-kun, "Big Banana, what do you think?"
"I'm just a banana," Banana-kun spread his peel helplessly, "It's hard for me to answer this question..."
Little Witch: ...
She suddenly realized that bringing these two out was a mistake in itself...
The stall owner's jaw dropped, full of doubt about life.
It was one thing for an unformed chicken to speak.
But a peeled banana speaking human language, what kind of monstrosity was that?
...
"Girl, isn't it boring to shop alone?" As the little witch paid and left, a male cultivator approached, "Why don't I take you to find some fun?"
As the male cultivator spoke, his eyes constantly scanned the little witch, almost as if he were writing his intentions on his face.
The cultivators around them saw this and immediately entered a state of spectatorship.
"Really?" the little witch pretended to be innocent, "But my family told me not to talk to strangers, are you a bad person?"
"Don't worry, I'm definitely a good person!" The male cultivator immediately put on a serious face, "I know a very fun place in Ge City!"
"Alright then," the little witch nodded and left with the chicken and banana group.
"This person's blood is converging wildly towards one place," Banana-kun whispered, "To use human terms, it's entering a state of procreation. Should we remind Big Boss?"
"Shhh—" the mountain chicken whispered, "Just watch the show, don't spoil Big Boss's mood."
"I see." Banana-kun nodded as if he understood.
"Stop!"
After only a few steps, a female cultivator blocked their way.
As she spoke, she subtly unleashed a hint of her aura.
The male cultivator's face changed drastically, and he immediately fled.
Although the people of Ge City were honest, fights usually only occurred between cultivators of similar strength.
The female cultivator's strength was clearly far superior to the male cultivator's, so the male cultivator naturally had to run.
"Fellow Daoist, it's best to be careful when you're out," the female cultivator said as she approached, "That person clearly had ill intentions towards you. You mustn't be so careless in the future."
"So that's how it is." The little witch put on a look of sudden realization.
"Sister, are you out alone?" the female cultivator asked familiarly.
"I originally asked my husband to come with me, but he was too lazy to go out," the little witch sighed, "So I had to come out by myself."
"These scoundrels, they're all the same." The female cultivator seemed to have found common ground and immediately agreed, "I asked my old man to come out with me, but he refused no matter what."
The two chatted as they browsed.
They looked like close sisters...
"Sister, your hairpin is so beautiful, where did you buy it?" The little witch was quickly attracted by the female cultivator's hairpin.
"This wasn't bought," the female cultivator smiled and took off the hairpin, "This is a magic treasure that I refined."
With a casual movement of her spiritual energy, the hairpin immediately transformed into a twig.
The twig was about a foot long and three fingers thick, and its surface continuously emitted a strong wave of water energy.
Perhaps due to frequent use, its surface seemed to have a layer of faint patina.
"This is a twig from a Water Kite Tree that I accidentally found. It just happens to enhance my water-element cultivation techniques," the female cultivator affectionately stroked the twig, "It's also my pet, its name is Adai."
The little witch blinked in confusion.
So twigs could be kept as pets nowadays?
Have I been buried underground for too long and become out of touch with society...
"This must be your pet," the female cultivator said, gesturing towards the chicken and banana group, "Your chicken has quite a unique taste."
"It's not mine, it belongs to my husband," the little witch quickly corrected.
"Hello, Fairy," the mountain chicken politely greeted, "My name is Shanjī, you can also call me Little Chicken."
"You... your chicken can actually talk?!" the female cultivator was shocked, "It's amazing that an unformed demonic beast can speak human language!"
"Hello," Banana-kun said, "But I'm Shanjī's friend, not its food."
"Even a banana can talk?!" the female cultivator was shocked again, "How... how did you do that?!"
"I don't know," Banana-kun spread his peel, "I just suddenly could."
"Too amazing..." the female cultivator stared blankly, "Today I've really opened my eyes..."
The female cultivator looked at the magic treasure in her hand, then at Banana-kun.
A bold idea occurred to her.
"Sister," the female cultivator's face turned slightly red, and she asked in a low voice, "Are you selling this banana?"