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Chapter 17 Poison, Cheapness, and Personal Income Tax

Chapter 187

Apart from the instinct to cling to life and fear death, Goblin Gold Mine was also armed to the teeth in terms of equipment. After he had made a fortune by selling unscrupulous fake medicines in the space last time, he had also carried out a large purchase. Fang Senyan seemed to have glimpsed that this guy even carried a bottle of the kind of light golden potion that the Metal Mentor had drunk before!!! I don't know how he bought it after escaping from prison, where is the justice!

At this time, Mogansha also had some understanding of this treacherous and wretched goblin, knowing that this guy had great powers, and very simply handed over a large piece of greasy roasted meat. This guy immediately took out a large plate from somewhere extremely quickly, put a white napkin around his neck, and then had all the necessary stainless steel knives and forks. His eyes were shining like the /pitiful QQ expression as he held the plate, and then ate it ravenously, making a satisfying sound as he ate:

"Gold coins above, things that don't cost money taste really good..."

Fang Senyan rolled his eyes and said:

"Be careful you'll have cramps, convulsions, and vomiting tomorrow."

Gold Mine said disdainfully:

"Free is the most wonderful word, without exception... Ah, sir, your roasted meat tastes really great, tsk tsk, my God, I bet you definitely don't know that the taste of the oil dripping down during grilling is first-rate, letting it drip into the fire and burn is a huge waste - I don't think you'll mind if I use a plate to catch some oil, right?"

Mogansha smiled, his teeth appearing particularly white against his dark skin:

"It's my honor."

Driven by the word "free", Mr. Goblin Gold Mine's appetite became surprisingly good. Mogansha then dragged over another half-dead Hydralisk to cut it open and roast it. These two cheapskates enthusiastically discussed which part of the Zerg's meat was the best, while cutting and roasting. Just as Mogansha was serving Gold Mine with food and drink, this seemingly honest guy revealed his true colors:

"Um, dear Mr. Gold Mine, I heard that you seem to be very good at concocting some medicines."

Gold Mine, who was originally lying tipsily on the sand dunes hiccuping, immediately clutched his waist when he heard Mogansha's words, and said vigilantly:

"What do you want to do?"

Mogansha smiled very honestly and said:

"I just want to buy some poison suitable for me, um... you see, with our friendship, can you give me a 20% discount?"

As soon as he heard there was business to do, Gold Mine immediately perked up and said奸笑着:

"Okay, okay... by the way, what are you using it for? Firearms, right?"

As he spoke, he took out a small and dilapidated experimental platform from behind him as if by magic, complete with test tubes, alcohol lamps, crucibles, etc., and then began to stir and concoct busily, looking like he was going to perform live. Fang Senyan had never seen this guy do this kind of thing before, and was also watching curiously from the side. Suddenly, when Gold Mine was shaking a thin-necked, large-bellied bottle, the bottle exploded with a bang, splashing him all over, and even emitting white smoke!

Fang Senyan was shocked. This old Goblin Gold Mine was an amazing talent. If he died here from poisoning, his loss would be great. Seeing that Gold Mine's face was pale, oh no, it was pale green, and he was tottering, he hurried forward to support him, but saw the pitiful Mr. Gold Mine with tears in his eyes, the green wrinkles on his face piled up, and he said sadly:

"Another bottle exploded, my God! This will cost money to buy again."

Fang Senyan was about to hurriedly ask about his injuries, but after hearing his extremely painful confession, he almost didn't catch his breath, and his eyes went dark and he fell down directly. Gold Mine wiped his tears and said strangely:

"Master, do you pick up too many girls, why are your legs suddenly weak?"

"Damn it..."

Next, Mr. Goblin Gold Mine performed live concoction again. This time it was successful. He concocted a small bottle of white, thick liquid, and shook his head with satisfaction. However, he then instinctively took out a large plastic bucket filled with clear water, intending to pour that small bottle of liquid into the clear water. Fang Senyan saw this and sighed in his heart that no wonder there was only a 5% chance of poisoning, it turned out that this cheapskate was simply diluting Black Witch Poison with water, instead of diluting water with Black Witch Poison.

However, just as Mr. Gold Mine was about to carry out counterfeiting, he suddenly heard a deliberately heavy cough from the side. Looking back, he found that Mogansha was squatting next to him, looking at him with bright eyes. Even Gold Mine, who had extremely thick skin, could only laugh dryly:

"Cough cough, I'm used to doing this, I forgot that we are all so familiar... By the way, are you satisfied with my new product?"

The attributes of this medicinal powder immediately appeared in front of Mogansha:

Black Witch Poison (Modified): This is a poison specially modified by Mr. Goblin Gold Mine. After applying the concocted Black Witch Poison to ranged weapons, each time it causes damage to the enemy, there is a 15% chance to bring the enemy a toxic damage that lasts for 15 seconds, occurring once every three seconds, with a total damage of 10~20 points. (Depending on the enemy's resistance)

Hint: The application success rate is 99%, and the duration after application is 30 minutes.

Warning: Every tick of damage from Black Witch Poison may result in a critical hit!

Mogansha immediately asked very simply:

"How much money?"

Gold Mine said generously:

"Two thousand universal points will do."

Fang Senyan was stunned, this guy didn't seem like this kind of person at all, but Mogansha immediately made the transaction without hesitation... Ten minutes later, Mogansha's painful screams, holding his head, resounded in the desert!

"Sailor! Sailor!!! Why does this damn servant of yours still charge taxes when trading, my God, look at what this is, personal income tax, stamp duty, and even youth damage compensation, does your servant lose his youth just by making a damn bottle of medicine?"

Fang Senyan held back his laughter and said:

"Okay, okay, just get used to it."

Mogansha said painfully:

"Your servant is not a goblin! He is a devil in a goblin skin... My God, my savings!"

Fang Senyan spread his hands helplessly and said:

"Don't look at me, I don't get any benefits. You should know how proud Phil and Nu's summons are in the Symbiosis Society, and my servant is not an easy person, he can only be said to be even worse. I only hope not to be extorted and exploited by him, and don't even think about letting this guy spit out the money he has earned."

Mogansha knew that Fang Senyan was telling the truth, and hid aside in tears to draw circles. After the two discussed, they decided to simply rest here before proceeding. It was originally agreed that Fang Senyan would be on guard first while Mogansha rested, but after a while, he saw Mogansha staggering out with a pale face, clutching his stomach and running towards the sand dunes behind, followed by a thunderous sound, and then slowly walking back, rubbing his stomach with a bitter face. Unfortunately, this scene would occur once every ten minutes... So he could only let Fang Senyan rest first.

After Fang Senyan woke up after sleeping for two or three hours, he was surprised to find that Mogansha was half-dead and leaning against the rock, gasping for breath, with a sour stench all over his body. Even more amusing was that when he investigated his condition through the Nightmare Imprint, he actually found several additional descriptions on it:

Health status: Deteriorating.

Acquired disease: Diarrhea. Reason: Eating half-raw alien beast meat, causing a large number of unknown bacteria to multiply.

Disease effect: All attributes reduced by 15% before recovery, maximum health reduced by 20%, hit rate reduced by 50%.

Disease progression: Deteriorating phase

Fang Senyan was really both angry and amused when he saw this. Since he became a contractor and his body was dataized, he had never been sick, and even the mild rhinitis he had as a sailor had been cured. He didn't expect that the unlucky thing of getting sick would really happen. He also secretly looked at Gold Mine, who was hiding not far away. Sure enough, this guy who ate and drank wildly as soon as he saw free food had a more serious illness, with a pale face, panting, and of course, a foul smell even before approaching.

Helpless, Fang Senyan hurriedly checked the electronic holographic map and found that there was a human base called "Lethal Helmet" about two hundred kilometers away. After he killed the Scorching Maw, his reputation among all human forces had increased by 1000 points. At least he wouldn't be shot to death or bombed to death by artillery when he went there. So he took these two unlucky fellows and started the old air cushion vehicle, aiming in that direction.

After driving for about a hundred kilometers, Fang Senyan heard intermittent gunshots in the distance, as well as the unique roar of siege tanks being propped up. He followed the sound and drove over, and saw thick black smoke rising in the distance. A human convoy was relying on a rocky hill to resist the tide-like Zerg attack.

These Zerg were all the lowest-level Zerglings, obviously relying on the high mobility of a single Zergling force to catch up from behind, but among them were mixed several leaders whose size was at least two or three times larger. Their limbs had grown sharp claws, their eyes were scarlet, and sticky liquid would drip from the corners of their mouths from time to time. Their teeth and claws were particularly sharp, and it was clear at a glance that they could easily tear through the Zerg's armor.

This human convoy also looked very elite. Not only did it have nearly a hundred strong and burly machine gunners wearing combat armor constructing three temporary positions, but it also had five or six Vulture hovercraft patrolling and escorting around, as well as three heavy siege tanks at the rear. In addition, even those civilian vehicles used for transportation were similar to armored vehicles, looking very strong and pushed to the front as cover.

Mogansha, panting in the back seat, watched for a while and said:

"The human situation seems to be bad."

The last few interactive questions I gave you were too simple, or rather, they were difficult but there were answers on Baidu. So this time I'll give you a difficult one, hmph. The top three get 30 points, the first place gets 45 points!!!

This question is a couplet: A wretched man uses visio software to look at wretched pictures. Please note that the pronunciation of visio is also wretched. This activity will last for three days, and the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will be selected in the end. Everyone use your lewd, coquettish, and wretched thinking, see you in the book review section.