Inside the park, as the sound of splashing water echoed, everyone initially thought Shidifu had fallen into the water.
It wasn't until Shidifu, wearing a white lab coat, fished out a soaking wet doll from the water nearby that everyone finally reacted.
"Holy crap, what kind of underworld invention is this?"
"What is this life accelerator?"
"Nonsense, it's clearly an infant stroller with a one-button restart."
"Baobao Shi brand infant stroller, you deserve it."
"The baby is suspected of drunk feeding and speeding, two crimes."
"Indeed, when there's no danger, Dad is the biggest danger."
"I, Wang Duoyu, will not invest in this product. Our country's family planning is already doing very well. I suggest promoting it in India."
"Damn, what kind of Grim Reaper are you?"
Just like the first invention, the second invention's effect caused the "Laughing Kingdom" to explode with laughter.
And Yang Lin stepped forward once again.
"Everyone has seen, our auxiliary stroller for accompanying dads is very easy to use."
"Start racers from infancy."
"Of course, everything I just said can be considered bullshit. Please don't imitate it easily, as this thing can be quite tough on children."
After speaking, Yang Lin kicked the infant stroller aside with one foot.
"Next is Dr. Shidifu's third invention."
As soon as he finished speaking, a Great Grandpa, who seemed to have crawled up from somewhere, took out an item resembling a hat.
"This invention looks a bit ordinary."
"It's just a hat, I don't believe anything interesting can come out of it."
"That's hard to say."
......
After witnessing the previous two inventions, everyone's anticipation for Shidifu's third invention grew.
And under everyone's gaze, Shidifu suddenly put the hat on his head.
Before anyone could react, a long green bar appeared above his head.
Looking at the long green bar, everyone couldn't tell what it was for a moment.
"In daily life, we often feel unwell due to various problems."
"This hat will perfectly solve this problem for you."
As soon as Yang Lin finished speaking, the already confused crowd became even more puzzled.
"Impossible, can a hat cure illnesses?"
"Exactly, and the color is wrong too."
"It can't be that this hat also has medical functions, can it?"
.....
While everyone was racking their brains, Yang Lin spoke again.
"I call this hat the 'Health Bar Hat.' This green bar is our health bar."
"If you feel unwell, you can manually adjust the length of the health bar to indicate your current physical state, thereby reminding others."
As he spoke, Yang Lin nodded at Shidifu, who then slapped himself in front of everyone.
The next second, a small segment of the full health bar above Shidifu's head instantly disappeared.
The scene stunned everyone.
"If we have a high fever, we can also adjust the health bar to red."
"If we are poisoned by mushrooms, we can adjust the health bar to purple and also switch to a continuous damage mode."
"This way, others can know our physical condition in real-time."
"Bosses will no longer dare to force us to work overtime, and boyfriends will never make you angry during special times."
"It's very useful."
After listening to Yang Lin's explanation, all the audience was completely dumbfounded.
After an unknown amount of time, the audience finally reacted.
"Damn, he's put a health bar on himself!"
"Suddenly I really want this thing, what should I do?"
"No way, this invention is actually useful."
"More than useful, it directly hit my heart."
"Then I stayed up for two consecutive nights, should I adjust it to an empty health state now?"
"I, Wang Duoyu, am investing. Get this mass-produced."
"I suggest connecting it to a chip and implanting it directly into the body for real-time health monitoring."
"That's not enough. I think the health bar length should be adjusted according to physical strength. For someone strong and energetic like me, the health bar should be doubled."
"Give me a boss-level health bar."
"No, this invention is dangerous. What if some internet addicts meet me and just kill me?"
......
Seeing that everyone was full of praise for the third invention, Shidifu, with Yang Lin's cooperation, successively unveiled five other inventions.
There were first-person simulation glasses, which, when worn, provided a first-person game perspective.
Of course, it was actually a head-mounted glasses that covered most of the field of vision.
There was a mobile phone with a super large battery capacity, where the last 1% of battery could last for two hours.
In reality, the battery display was altered; when the phone had 50% battery left, it would start showing 1%.
There was a "crossing the road artifact" composed of a head-mounted rearview mirror and a backpack-mounted turn signal.
There was a wearable mop for babies and a human crawling aid that helped humans revert to their ancestral state in one second.
Each invention exceeded everyone's expectations, and each one hit the audience's funny bone directly.
After all eight inventions were showcased in turn, the audience was too weak from laughing.
Especially when they saw Yang Lin and Shidifu cooperating with serious expressions during the demonstrations.
The live audience was already like this, but the audience in the livestream chat had completely lost it.
"Oh my god, why is an invention exhibition funnier than a CCTV Spring Festival Gala skit?"
"I knew I always saw Great Grandpa inventing things whenever I went, so it turns out he invented these things."
"Hilarious, my friend told me last time that Great Grandpa was preparing to make 'Planet of the Apes Rise.' With these inventions, if they were actually used, human civilization would regress by 500 years."
"Science can be a ladder for human progress, or it can be a slide for human regression."
"Is that human crawling aid meant to kill me with laughter? Our ancestors spent tens of thousands of years standing up, and this one invention will send human civilization back tens of thousands of years!"
"It's not entirely useless inventions, though. I think that crossing the road artifact is quite good. With a rearview mirror on our heads, we can see the dangers behind us."
"It's over, some people have already devolved. Why do we need rearview mirrors to see behind us? We can turn our heads."
"This is hilarious, this year's best comedy show is actually an invention show."
......
Seeing that the program had achieved its desired effect, Yang Lin immediately announced the end of the fourth segment.
Five minutes later, Yang Lin, riding an elephant again, led everyone to the next performance venue.
This time, the group arrived at the wolf enclosure.