"Hello everyone, welcome to my livestream.
I'd like to start by wishing you all a happy summer vacation. Remember to be happy while doing your summer homework.
That's right, I don't have to do homework anymore.
Don't be too envious or jealous.
P.S. Envy and jealousy are useless anyway.
Hahahaha, I won't provoke any more hatred. The main reason for this stream today is to fulfill my previous promise.
Because today is the day results are released."
Yu Gucheng, who had been livestreaming for several years, spoke excitedly and arrogantly to his audience today. He then paused deliberately, feigning suspense, before continuing with barely concealed laughter:
"My results, how should I put it...
They are exceptionally good, hahahahaha...
I'm sorry, because of my extraordinary performance, my score gave me a huge surprise, so I really can't control my happiness, hahahaha...
As everyone knows, my usual scores are around six hundred and twenty points, which is enough for a regular university. However, getting into a good university is still a bit difficult.
Aspiring to attend a prestigious medical university is even more challenging.
But... but here it comes!
I performed exceptionally well this time, scoring seven hundred and twenty. I might be a few points shy of the top scholar, but I can basically say I can get into any school I want. Most importantly, this score is sufficient for me to apply to my most anticipated university, which is Shenyi Valley Medical University."
At this point, Yu Gucheng paused again and turned his livestreaming equipment to face the plaque behind him, which clearly read "Shenyi Valley Medical University."
"Yes, you are not mistaken.
As soon as I checked my results, I immediately came to see where I will be studying. In terms of fame, Shenyi Valley Medical University behind me might be slightly inferior to other top universities, as they only teach medical arts and martial arts.
They do not teach other subjects.
However, in terms of history, I believe no current renowned university can compare to it. After all, a hundred-year-old university is considered quite impressive nowadays, but Shenyi Valley Medical University is undoubtedly a thousand-year-old institution.
Its history can be traced back to the reign of Emperor Qinde.
Other renowned universities claiming connections to ancient academies often stretch the truth, as their locations, names, and the content they teach are vastly different from ancient academies.
Only Shenyi Valley Medical University has remained consistent.
Even its location has never changed; it has only expanded. The peach tree personally planted by the Valley Master of Shenyi Valley back then is still alive today!
Of course, none of this is important.
I'm not choosing to attend this school solely because of its long history. I'm doing it for the advancement of human medicine..."
While Yu Gucheng was explaining and boasting, many people in his livestream chat were using bullet comments to add information or directly express their opinions.
Of course, there were also comments posted below the stream.
[The streamer's humblebrag is truly impossible to imitate; after all, I can't score seven hundred and twenty either.]
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[That name sounds like a vocational college...]
[This school's name sounds so familiar. I remember there's a Shenyi Valley Hospital near my house, and I always thought it was just a chain hospital. I didn't expect there to be a school. So, does this school offer job placements?]
[Graduating from a medical university and directly entering Shenyi Valley Hospital. Wow, guaranteed job placement sounds pretty great!]
[Seriously, there are still people who don't know about Shenyi Valley? For over a thousand years, their family has basically monopolized China's pharmaceutical industry. Nine out of ten doctors are either from Shenyi Valley or from medical schools founded by Shenyi Valley disciples. The competition in the pharmaceutical industry is essentially a competition among their disciples!
It's fortunate that they are somewhat benevolent.
Except for some drugs with special materials or extremely high costs, most other medications are sold at reasonable prices.
Otherwise, we would be completely at their mercy!]
[I never understood why Shenyi Valley taught martial arts along with medical skills. It wasn't until our hospital experienced a patient riot that I realized why they teach martial arts. A chief physician who graduated from Shenyi Valley Medical School subdued the assailant in a few moves.
Teaching medical skills is for us to heal the sick and save lives.
Teaching martial arts is for us to protect ourselves and control patients, preventing them from being harmed!]
[Hahaha, I always wondered why patients in hospitals affiliated with Shenyi Valley are so well-behaved, with no one daring to shout or cut in line. So that's the reason.
But the Valley Master of Shenyi Valley must have been incredibly foresighted to anticipate patient riots over a thousand years ago?]
[You're silly. Do you really think patient riots are a modern phenomenon? Do you remember how Hua Tuo died in historical records? Also, how many imperial physicians in the imperial hospitals of the past died? I don't know if anyone has statistics, but the number must be considerable.
Sun Simiao was purely lucky.
He didn't encounter a particularly difficult patient.
If he had encountered Cao Cao, he probably would have kicked the bucket long ago!]
[Speaking of patient riots, it reminds me of an old story about Shenyi Valley. Shenyi Valley has stood for over a thousand years not just because of their superb medical skills, but also because of their many hidden methods.
During the reign of Emperor Heyuan, the Valley Master of Shenyi Valley, Madam Hu, celebrated her 150th birthday. Emperor Heyuan was old and in poor health, believing that even if Shenyi Valley didn't have an elixir of immortality, they must have something to prolong life. So, he sent eunuchs to demand it. The eunuch's attitude might have been poor, and in the end, they didn't get what they wanted.
Upon returning, he exaggerated the story, and Emperor Heyuan then sent a large number of imperial guards to surround Shenyi Valley.
They intended to force Shenyi Valley to comply.
As a result, they simply sprayed something, and all the imperial guards were captured. The next day, all the royal family members in the capital, including Emperor Heyuan, died.
It was officially recorded as a sudden outbreak of a malignant epidemic.
However, unofficial histories widely claim that it was the work of people from Shenyi Valley. After all, many disciples of Shenyi Valley were in the Imperial Hospital, and their martial arts were excellent. Only disciples of Shenyi Valley possessed the antidote to the 'Prohibiting Martial Powder.' So, the specific reason is likely known to everyone.
Later, the officials found a vassal king and brought him to the capital.
Only then was the imperial lineage continued.
The newly enthroned emperor was exceptionally respectful, to the point of personally going to Shenyi Valley to kowtow and apologize. The official historical records clearly state that his first decree after ascending the throne was not to enfeoff his mother or his concubines, but to confer upon the Valley Master of Shenyi Valley the title of 'Holy Mother of Great Virtue, Supreme Benevolence, and Utmost Goodness.'
At that time, the Valley Master of Shenyi Valley had not achieved any great merit.
She inexplicably received such a lengthy string of titles.
It's easy to infer that this couldn't have happened without reason, so I suspect the unofficial histories are indeed true.]
[I've encountered similar events in historical records.
In the thirtieth year of Jinhe, foreign barbarians invaded and massacred several cities. Many family members of Shenyi Valley disciples resided in those cities, and there was even a Shenyi Valley academy. Within half a month, an epidemic broke out within the barbarian army of two hundred thousand, spreading extremely rapidly.
Within three days, more than half of them had died.
The most crucial point was that the plague did not infect us.
While official history attributes it to divine retribution, most unofficial histories speculate that it might have been the work of Shenyi Valley, as they indeed possess the ability to artificially create plagues.
Aren't specific gene viruses today similar?
Shenyi Valley claims they only researched specific gene viruses three hundred years ago, but they deliberately concealed it for one or two hundred years. In reality, it might have been developed during the Jinhe era. They also claimed they hadn't developed life-extending medicine, yet no Shenyi Valley disciple under normal circumstances lives less than a hundred years.
Therefore, Shenyi Valley is absolutely terrifying.
I don't know what they have hidden, which is why no one dares to truly attack them. This is the true reason Shenyi Valley has stood firm for a thousand years.]
[Wow, I'm so envious of the streamer. According to this, won't the streamer also be able to live past a hundred years old and even help out relatives and friends? So jealous!]
[Streamer, do you still need a younger brother?
If not, I can be your son. Dad, Dad!]
[I sincerely pray that a capable relative in my family will also get into Shenyi Valley Medical University and help me out!]
[? Is there no one who tries to achieve it through their own effort?]
[Wasting away, lying in bed...]
[Due to bad luck, even if I dream of winning the lottery at night, I don't dare to imagine myself winning. I always imagine my best friend winning, and then sharing some with me. I hope my best friend really wins the lottery one day and is sensible enough, because if I hadn't been thinking about it every day, you probably wouldn't have won the grand prize!]
[You guys are too timid to imagine. In my dreams, I directly fantasize about being Nüwa and creating a large number of boyfriends for myself in various styles, whatever I want. It's too happy!]
[Emmmm...]
[Can you guys be a little more realistic even when daydreaming? The probability of winning the lottery is low, but at least there's a possibility. What the heck is Nüwa doing!]
[Does everyone remember that the streamer is currently livestreaming to show off their college entrance exam results and explain how amazing the school they're going to is? This thread has gone wildly off-topic.]
[What is a streamer? Can it be eaten?]
[I'm tired of watching the streamer humblebrag!]
[I suggest everyone give the streamer a follow. What if one day he achieves academic success and live streams lotteries for surgery slots or expert consultation slots, or some new medicine? We might stand a chance to win.]
[I am utterly speechless...]
[So I've followed a future doctor. We might all be patients in the future. Then I really want to ask the streamer, will there be any discounts when we come to you for treatment in the future? What percentage discount can different levels of fans get?]
[Those who get it for free can probably expect a comminuted fracture!]
[I'm scared, I'm scared. To prevent being targeted by the streamer if I get sick in the future, I'll send some free little red flowers. As for gifts, it's not too late to send them when I'm actually sick. I'm still young anyway!]
[A question: If we give gifts now, does it count as bribing the doctor with a red envelope?]
[I hope the streamer takes comments with a calm attitude.]
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