Chapter 208: Chapter 177 FBI Warning: Diabetics Enter with Caution
It must be said that the effect of killing chickens to warn monkeys is indeed immediate.
After Zhang Wei was reported, the following subject was also one with significant cheating benefits, but the exam hall was particularly honest.
Lin Li could even notice many people turning their heads to look at him while taking the exam.
——Without realizing it, he’s gone from being a test-taker to an invigilator.
...
After the afternoon exam was finished, Lin Li returned to the classroom after dining outside.
During exam week, there are people reciting everywhere, almost every stair corner had someone squatting there.
Unfortunately, Lin Li, who had activated the [Strong Memory] cheat, had sadly formed a thick barrier between him and them.
Isn’t reciting just a matter of looking once and knowing it?
"Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties, absurd yet beautiful, men are steamed, women are fried, children are skewered for barbecue." In the corridor at the front of Class Four’s door, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were sitting with their buttocks on Lin Li’s desk, reciting.
They’ve gone crazy studying again.
"Baowei, how was today’s exam?" Lin Li didn’t mind and, after pulling his chair open to sit, asked casually.
Zhou Baowei snorted: "Just a minor monthly exam, what’s there to fear?"
So confident? Lin Li was preparing to start mocking.
"He takes whatever is on the exam."
"Really got screwed."
Lin Li: "..."
So, it turns out you are only afraid of what is on the exam. Well, it seems there’s no need to mock.
"Damn, today’s politics exam was the most ridiculous. Why were there no questions on what I studied?" Zhou Baowei was still not done complaining, full of resentment.
Lin Li frowned upon hearing this; those short answer questions in today’s politics exam mostly didn’t require referencing materials, you just needed to memorize the answers; the points were quite ’popular,’ it shouldn’t be entirely missed.
Thinking of a possibility, Lin Li squinted his eyes: "Baowei, what did you study?"
"Studied nothing." Zhou Baowei answered instantly.
"You son of a bitch!"
Lin Li directly punched Baowei’s thigh.
After landing a punch, he got a bit addicted, Lin Li started continuously punching with force, even turning to Bai Bufan: "Bufan, homemade pork meatballs with manual beating, want a bowl?"
"Give me a pound."
Zhou Baowei raised his middle finger to Lin Li, but didn’t stop Lin Li from beating him; rather, he asked with interest: "Lin Li, you have a natural massage saint physique, your beating feels quite comfortable, why don’t you massage my leg every day, I’ll give you 20 a month."
"Is Lin Li this cheap? Add a zero, then maybe." Lin Li snorted.
"Alright, 20 for 10 months." Zhou Baowei nodded, his smile was gratified, hadn’t seen such an employee who thinks of the boss in a long time.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li widened his eyes, but then looked towards Bai Bufan, expression mournful:
"Bufan, it’s over, Baowei has evolved, he is no longer that ugly, dumb, funny, pitiful waste who you could just kick like a ball with no retaliation as Baowei, he is now that ugly, dumb, funny, pitiful waste who you could just kick like a ball but occasionally retaliates as Baowei."
Bai Bufan’s eyes welled up upon hearing: "What!? Woe is me! Tragedy!"
"There’s no need to emphasize those adjectives twice, damn it! You two dogs!" Now it’s time for Zhou Baowei to massage Lin Li.
"Zero? I just heard someone say zero. Where’s the zero?" Wang Ze’s head peeked from the classroom window, asking expectantly.
Then received a gaze of idiocy from the three people.
"Alright, seems there’s no zero, but it’s okay, I can become zero," Wang Ze peeked his head further out, staring sincerely at Zhou Baowei’s crotch: "Baowei, why do you have the key to my back door?"
The corridor quieted for a second.
Everyone was thinking.
"Damn it!!"
Zhou Baowei left Lin Li’s desk clutching his crotch, a face full of fear while Lin Li and Bai Bufan laughed and clapped, giving thumbs up to Wang Ze: "New and good, you’re impressive."
"Hehe." Wang Ze scratched his head, "So anyone want to open the door?"
"Get lost."
Evening self-study was about to begin, and Lin Li drove Bai Bufan down, moved the table back into the classroom — the corridor lighting was too dim, the main reason being the teacher wouldn’t allow it.
Because Lin Li didn’t need to recite much, the main focus during evening self-study was on studying chemistry questions.
"Okay, got it." During break, after concluding Chen Yuying’s analysis at her desk, Lin Li nodded and snapped his fingers.
"How have you been doing in exams these days, confident to make it to the top hundred?" Chen Yuying looked up at the tall Lin Li, tilting her head and asking.
"Up to now quite confident, the exams don’t seem too difficult, how about you, class president?" Lin Li reciprocated.
"Same as you, quite confident to make it to the top hundred." Chen Yuying replied.
Lin Li: "?"
This, this is not the same, right?
Ding Sihan suddenly asked mischievously: "Lin Li, where’s your brooch, I want to compliment it?"
Chen Yuying chuckled, Lin Li gave a middle finger back.
Of course knowing that Ding Sihan was teasing him, why Yu Yu shared everything with the dorm people.
On the way to return to his seat, he saw Zhou Baowei still bent over writing during the break, he curiously put his head over.
The small piece of paper was filled with ant-sized characters.
Lin Li was silent.
"Baowei, is this a cheat note?" He confirmed.
"That’s right, Old Jian said it well, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen, especially my lousy memory, it relies on the pen," Zhou Baowei nodded.
When will I possibly manage to suppress the curiosity of wanting to peek everywhere.
The task was practically completed, yet now the burden increased.
"Do you dare explain this understanding to Xue Jian?" Lin Li heavily patted Zhou Baowei’s shoulder, then seriously added: "Baowei, cheating is disgraceful."
"Lin Li, but a 5000 yuan feast is edible." Baowei said passionately.
"Baowei, don’t be like this, reciting is indeed difficult, but when you find this path tough, it means it’s uphill, while running slowly, pleasant laughter surrounds, but running fast, whooshing wind surrounds..."
Lin Li hoped to awaken the conscience in Baowei’s heart.
Yet conscience isn’t something everyone has.
"Lin Li, don’t pour chicken soup, those successful people who said these words have all eaten the chicken, I too want to eat the chicken, I don’t just want to drink the soup, no need for more words, my mind is decided." Baowei waved his hand.
This guy’s talent for eating is a bit excessive.
Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei and smiled.
Since that’s the case.
I’ve made up my mind.
Although Zhou Baowei is not in the same exam hall as me, if it’s just him, there is still a solution.
...
The next day, Friday, the last day of the monthly exam.
In the afternoon, after the chemistry exam and just before the final subject, history, Lin Li came to Zhou Baowei’s exam hall and waved at him from outside.
"What’s up?" Zhou Baowei walked out and asked, puzzled.
"Can I borrow your history book for a bit? Last-minute cramming, Bufan and I didn’t bring ours," Lin Li said.
"Sure." Bao Wei went in and brought out the textbook.
After looking at it for a few minutes, Lin Li changed his tune and said, "Bao Wei, the knowledge points in the book are too vague. Do you have your cheat sheet? Let me jot down the points on it."
"Be careful not to let anyone see," Zhou Baowei surveyed his surroundings first, then took out that almost black ’white paper’ from his pocket.
Lin Li looked at it for a long time, until the proctor arrived with new test papers.
"I’m out of time, I have to get into the exam hall, Lin Li!" Zhou Baowei said in a lowered voice.
"Alright, handing back your cheat sheet."
Lin Li watched Zhou Baowei enter the exam hall, an evil smile on his face.
...
Exam in progress.
Bao Wei’s exam hall.
The exam had been going on for almost forty minutes, and it turned out the efforts from last night and this morning had helped, but only a little.
There were still too many questions on the history paper that he couldn’t answer at all.
Fortunately, Zhou Baowei recalled that most of this was noted in his cheat sheet.
His cheat sheet was practically the Yongle Encyclopedia.
He glanced at the teacher; the afternoon proctor was quite strict, diligently overseeing the exam, still seated at the lectern. Zhou Baowei reached for his pocket.
He took out the cheat sheet, densely packed with tiny characters to cram as much information as possible into the smallest space.
Zhou Baowei looked down at his cheat sheet, ready to absorb the knowledge.
"Zhongli: Cheating? Interesting!"
"Thunder General: At this moment, when silence falls!"
"Barbatos: May the Wind God bless you!"
"Keli: Boom~ Boom~ Bomb!"
"Jean: Keli!"
"..."
What the hell, it’s Genshin!
How did his cheat sheet become all Genshin!
This clearly isn’t his handwriting!
Who the heck switched his cheat sheet! It could only be Lin Li, that sword grave!
Damn! What a beast! This guy even impersonated his cheat sheet, writing a whole paper to pull a switcheroo! Aren’t you tired!
Zhou Baowei felt a shortness of breath.
Last night, he heard from Bufan that Lin Li had been abused by a gamer and recently hated cheating, but seeing Lin Li’s nonchalant response earlier, he thought their good relationship meant special treatment.
Now... it seems like he was indeed treated specially, just in a brotherly way.
Lin Li, damn you! Just wait!
Footsteps approached, and Zhou Baowei looked up; the proctor had unknowingly already stepped down from the lectern and was walking toward him.
He hurriedly stuffed the cheat sheet into the drawer.
"Take out the cheat sheet." Unexpectedly, the proctor came straight to him, rapping his knuckles on his desk with such a cold tone.
"Teacher, I don’t have a cheat sheet," Zhou Baowei said weakly.
"Do you need me to help you take it out? I’ll give you three seconds, three—" This proctor’s oppression was even stronger than Xue Jian’s.
Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth, took out the paper, and handed it to the proctor.
"Take your pen and paper and get out, you don’t need to take this subject, your homeroom teacher will find you later." With a cold laugh, the proctor took the small paper but didn’t let Zhou Baowei off the hook, even starting to collect his answer sheet.
"Teacher, wait!" If his answer sheet was collected, the five-thousand-yuan feast would be completely gone, Zhou Baowei was anxious, holding down his answer sheet while emphasizing, "Teacher, that really isn’t a cheat sheet."
"Still stubborn? What is this if not a cheat sheet? Want me to read it out?" Seeing Zhou Baowei stubbornly clinging to his claim, his character only intensified his anger, so his voice grew louder, holding the cheat sheet up to his face, "Keli: Boom~ Boom~ Bomb——"
Students who had been focused looked up in shock, and upon realizing what was being said, the proctor shut his mouth.
He stared at the contents of the cheat sheet, eyes widening but pupils contracting.
A whole page of Genshin quotes?
No, dude.
I need insulin.
I need insulin.
Help!
"Teacher, I already said it’s not a cheat sheet." Zhou Baowei pressed his temple, looking down at the desk.
The only connection this paper has with history is probably that it’s all lore.
While he proved himself, Zhou Baowei didn’t feel much better.
After a long silence, a crumpled ’cheat sheet’ rolled to Zhou Baowei’s feet, the proctor’s voice lacking its usual authority: "Continue the exam, and don’t bring things unrelated to the exam into the hall again."
"Got it..."
Zhou Baowei was in a complex mood.
Lin Li, thank you, but screw your virtual mom.
Lin Li, screw your virtual mom, but thank you.