Chapter 1 Modern Earth's Toxic Chicken Soup

The toxic chicken soup from various modern Earth public accounts directly baffled the black mermaid and a group of onlookers.

The magistrate was stunned for a few seconds before he reacted, coughing desperately at Li Ang and winking, the meaning in his eyes very obvious, "Little brother, why aren't you playing by the rules?"

Li Ang also realized that it didn't seem appropriate to imitate feminist rhetoric now.

He had to turn the topic around, and said somewhat stiffly to the black mermaid, "Mermaid sister, loving someone is like a fragmented corpse fermenting in your own living room—it can't be hidden.

Don't feel timid because of your own conditions, be brave and pursue your own happiness."

The black mermaid glanced at Peter, "But..."

"Hey, aren't you just worried that your appearance might not conform to the narrow aesthetic orientation of some humans in this era?"

Li Ang said with a righteous face, "There are quite a few magical potions in this world with very special functions. Some potions can change people's aesthetics, some potions can change people's skin color,

Some potions can even soften and harden bones, and with superb surgery, they can even change bone structure, thereby adjusting the shape of the face."

Hearing Li Ang's words, the magistrate quickly added, "Peter is a young man with diverse aesthetic concepts and won't be so narrow-minded.

By the way, our Taylor family does not oppose or reject plastic surgery. My wife runs a non-profit clinic that provides plastic surgery.

We all believe that some people who are marginalized by society because of their appearance, or who think they are marginalized, can enhance their self-confidence through plastic surgery. Society should be ashamed of its narrow aesthetics."

Li Ang glanced at the magistrate and didn't continue. From the information he currently had,

Although the development of extraordinary abilities in this world was not high, the level of magical potions was indeed commendable.

Some magical potions were not inferior to the consumable props produced by the Killing Field system.

The forest witch, Old Dorothy, provided many magical potion seeds and planting, cultivation, and refining methods, but a mere collection of a wanted witch could not be compared with the local bigwig Taylor family in any way.

If he could squeeze a sum from the magistrate or the black mermaid...

Li Ang's eyes flashed again with that stingy look of plucking feathers from a passing goose. John Joyce and others, seeing that the situation was not good, were afraid that this teammate, the killing god, would have bad intentions again and disrupt the stable situation,

They quickly spoke out in support, "Yes, yes, Miss Mermaid, you are already very beautiful. You must have confidence in yourself."

Hearing John Joyce open his eyes and tell lies, describing the Innsmouth-like appearance of the black mermaid as very beautiful,

Li Ang glanced at him with some dissatisfaction, "Wukong, adults are talking, why are you children interrupting? If you talk nonsense again, your teacher will suppress you under the Five Finger Mountain, this time with your butt facing out."

What butt facing out! What kind of artistic influence have you been subjected to!

John Joyce complained frantically in his heart, but still maintained an awkward smile on his face.

In fact, Li Ang himself could perform plastic surgery, even without medical equipment.

With the improvement of his sanity value and proficiency, Li Ang was now able to use the Biological Motherboard to efficiently perform all kinds of operations.

Creating life and transforming species was the most difficult,

Strengthening the body was second,

Curing diseases was next—even without using the God's Mark, only using the Biological Motherboard, Li Ang could cure most diseases except for the brain. Basically, wherever there was a disease, he would cut it off and then grow a new organ.

Simple plastic surgery was the easiest.

Breast augmentation, liposuction, wrinkle removal and skin rejuvenation, eye and eyebrow zygomatic bone modification, nose adjustment...

Even an old woman in her seventies or a fat宅(zhai, otaku) weighing one hundred and fifty kilograms could be transformed by Li Ang into a dazzlingly beautiful sixteen-year-old girl who could debut as an idol at any time.

Well, if Li Ang hadn't encountered special circumstances of identity exposure before, and if Li Ang himself still had moral integrity and a bottom line, maybe he would have tried to create a goddess appearance and have some fun.

At that time, he would create an appearance even more beautiful than Wang Congshan, pretend to be his girlfriend, and the class monitor would probably be so angry that she would faint on the spot.

Of course, Li Ang still couldn't clearly explain the principle of the Biological Motherboard's transformation.

If a decaying soul possessed a healthy and young body, could such an existence be considered immortal?

"In short, Maria, since Peter has accepted you, you can live here from now on and take good care of your health."

Li Ang said in a firm tone, "Magical potions or plastic surgery can be discussed later. The most important thing is to protect the adult and the child at the same time. By the way, did you tell your family when you came to the Kingdom of Lorn?"

"No."

The black mermaid lowered her head in shame, "When I came, I only told my closest sisters about it. It's been so long now, I'm afraid my mother is almost going crazy looking for me.

I don't know if my sisters can withstand the pressure..."

"Hmm..."

Li Ang pondered for a moment, "What is your mother's view of humans?"

The black mermaid raised her head and replied uncertainly, "My mother hates but does not despise humans. Over the years, she has always insisted on the principle of not interfering with humans and has never allowed her people to actively contact humans.

However, since the Ice Queen became the ruler of the major kingdoms on the mainland, she seems to have become more attentive to the collection of human intelligence. Perhaps, she is observing."

Li Ang and the magistrate exchanged glances. If the black mermaid wasn't lying, then the mermaid queen might have been touched by the Ice Queen's multi-racial equality propaganda and had the idea of ​​friendly contact with humans.

If that was the case, then the Taylor family's affairs would undoubtedly be much easier to handle.

The magistrate's mind raced, and he quickly made up his mind.

He and Li Ang sang in harmony, quickly fooling the black mermaid to the point where she couldn't find north. Li Ang even acted as a priest and presided over a temporary engagement ceremony for the two newlyweds.

After the engagement ceremony, the atmosphere on the scene was very harmonious. The magistrate, on the grounds of "prenatal care and health," arranged another room for the black mermaid and sent spellcasters to monitor in the next room.

At the same time, the magistrate also had the black mermaid write two letters each, one to explain her current situation and the other to express the Kingdom of Lorn's goodwill to the mermaid queen.

The magistrate himself also wrote a letter to the mermaid queen and the magistrate of the Kingdom of Lorn, that is, Princess Anna.

After dealing with the black mermaid's matter, the magistrate did not forget Li Ang and others, and simply issued three secret orders to Li Ang and them.

With these three secret orders, Li Ang and others could independently enter the Goddess Churches in various cities and conduct secret visits in the name of Eastern monks,

And, get three pieces of the magic mirror.