Chapter 109

"..."

The old woman felt dizzy, wishing she could reveal her true form and crush this annoying youth into mincemeat.

But every time she tried to act, Li Ang would intentionally or unintentionally move his feet, placing himself under the surveillance cameras, giving her no chance to strike.

Forget it, she would endure it for now. Once they entered the surveillance blind spot, she wouldn't have to listen to this noisy voice anymore.

Li Ang chatted with the old woman unhurriedly, saying things like, "Grandma Guyue Hu, your skin is so good. Why don't you slap yourself so I can see how elastic your skin is?"

"Grandma Guyue Hu, the age spots on your face are so unique. If you didn't tell me, I would have thought they were condyloma acuminata."

"Grandma Guyue Hu, do you know what an international superstar is?"

"Grandma Guyue Hu..."

The old woman swore she had never met such an annoying person in her life.

She firmly believed that if killing people wasn't illegal, this young man would have been beaten to death for his mouth more than a decade ago.

Even ghosts aren't as annoying as you! Do you understand?

The old woman lowered her eyes, deceiving herself that she could block out Li Ang's annoying chatter, staring intently at a deep alley not far ahead.

That alley was rarely visited and was a surveillance blind spot. As long as they entered there...

She could have another meal.

The old woman cheered herself up, watching Li Ang walk forward.

"Turn right ahead, and we'll be there after walking for a while."

She said gently and kindly, "Thank you, young man. Few people talk so much to an old woman like me."

"Well, I'm quite popular. Everyone tells me, 'If you can talk, talk more.'"

Li Ang nodded, his foot stepping on the entrance of the dark alley, suddenly stopping.

"What's wrong?"

The old woman was surprised and uncertain, wondering if he had seen something.

"Uh... wait here for a while."

Li Ang's throat bobbed as he swallowed, bending down to put the old woman down, letting her stand against the wall.

Under the old woman's confused gaze, Li Ang walked along the street to a hair salon with a pink light.

A charming figure stood under the pink light, stretching her graceful body towards Li Ang, teasingly calling out, "Handsome guy, want to have some fun?"

Li Ang smiled wickedly and sneered, "You little slut, I'll ride you crazy this time."

With that, he pounced on it, dropped a coin, sat on the kiddie ride, and a familiar song played,

"Father's father is called grandpa, father's mother is called grandma~~"

Li Ang rode on the kiddie ride, one hand holding the steering wheel, the other raised high in the air, shaking wildly like a Western gunslinger, his expression wicked and arrogant.

When the song ended, he gasped for breath, his legs weak as he got off the kiddie ride, muttering, "A worthy opponent, a talented encounter..."

What the hell is a worthy opponent! It's just riding a kiddie ride, why are you acting like you just spent three hours in a brothel! And why are you riding a kiddie ride at your age, are you a four-year-old child?!

The old woman's face twisted, her吐槽spirit burning fiercely, almost breaking through her disguise.

Li Ang, with staggering steps, slowly walked towards her, with an apologetic smile on his face, "Sorry, I couldn't help myself just now."

"...Hehe, hehe."

She forced a few laughs, letting Li Ang carry her on his back and walk into the alley.

Ten meters, eight meters, six meters....

The old woman silently counted the distance to the surveillance blind spot, the corners of her mouth slowly extending to both sides, stretching until her earlobes.

She silently opened her mouth, her upper jaw and half of her skull tilting backward, like an opening nutcracker.

Her entire oral cavity was wide open to the limit, enough to fit a whole watermelon.

Her teeth were distributed in a ring shape, three layers inside and three layers outside, each sharp and sharp, like serrated knives, canine teeth staggered, connected to each other, like a circle.

The old woman slowly stretched her neck, her neck standing high in the air, like a giraffe on the African savanna.

The shadows of the two were projected on the wall, eerie and terrifying.

"Grandma Guyue Hu."

Walking in the alley, Li Ang looked ahead, without looking back, and said in a relaxed tone, "Where is your home?"

"Turn left, it's just ahead, soon, it's almost there."

The old woman's throat bulged, speaking vaguely, her eyes already blood red.

The fresh smell of meat pierced her nose, making saliva involuntarily gush out of her mouth.

*Slurp.*

She sucked in her saliva, quietly watching Li Ang walk past the corner, slowly stretching her neck forward, pressing her head down, as if to swallow the young man's head below her in one bite.

"Grandma Guyue Hu, it's so dark here."

"Don't, don't be afraid of the dark." The old woman's accent was even more indistinct, her hands tightly hugging Li Ang's chest like iron tongs.

Her ring-shaped teeth continued to probe down, almost touching Li Ang's scalp.

Just a little bit more.

"Grandma Guyue Hu."

Li Ang suddenly stopped, and said without turning his head, "Has anyone ever told you that your mouth smells bad..."

"Huh?"

The old woman was stunned, and when she reacted, her face changed drastically, her nutcracker-like head pressed down suddenly, her mouth closing to the middle, wanting to bite off Li Ang's head!

*Pa—*

Just as she was about to bite off Li Ang's neck, a pair of pale lotus arms stretched out from behind Li Ang, one up and one down, precisely holding the old woman's upper and lower jaws.

It was Chai Cuiqiao, hiding in Li Ang's body.

"How disgusting."

Chai Cuiqiao looked at the old woman's saliva clinging to her palm, gagged, and her anger rose from her heart, and evil grew in her guts, using more force on her hands, trying to break the old woman's upper and lower jaws.

The fierce ghost Chai Cuiqiao, who had absorbed enough Yin energy from the Soul-Attracting Banner, suddenly exerted force, leaving the old woman with no room to break free.

The oral cavity, which had already been stretched to the limit and was connected by only a layer of flesh, was forcibly pried open, and was about to be torn apart.

"Ahhhhh!"

Under the severe pain, the old woman's body trembled rapidly, and the color of her entire body faded rapidly, showing an unreal texture.

Like...a paper shadow puppet show.

The constantly fading old woman became flat like paper. Chai Cuiqiao, who could have touched the entity, felt her hand loosen, and the shadow puppet quietly slipped from her fingertips.

"Don't run!"

Chai Cuiqiao, indignant at being covered in saliva, grabbed the paper figure floating in the air and slammed it to the ground.

In the narrow alley, there were many shallow puddles. The paper figure that fell on the ground was stained with sewage, but it did not show any signs of melting.

The shadow puppet, caught by Chai Cuiqiao, struggled frantically, and with a "pa" sound, she actually severed her own leg, breaking free from Chai Cuiqiao's clutches.

*Whoosh—*

The frightened paper figure flew into the air at an extremely fast speed. As long as she flipped over this building, she could escape far away...

"Don't run."

Li Ang's voice rang from the ground.

He snapped his fingers in the direction of the paper figure, and activated the Shiwu Scattering skill. (碎物散射)

An invisible and intangible shockwave oscillated in the air. The paper figure, disturbed by the shockwave, suddenly stopped. The next second, it was pierced by a large iron rod filled with ripple energy, soaring into the sky.