“How about trying to rent myself out?”

Li Ang absentmindedly thought, resting his chin on his palm.

To upgrade from Intermediate Alchemy to Advanced Alchemy,

Besides the daily grind of practice and accumulation, some materials with reference value are needed, such as the alchemist's travel diary he obtained earlier.

Everything related to logistics is ridiculously expensive, and it's not just about having money. You have to contribute to the guild organization to get them.

With Li Risheng's connections, he might be able to ask the Special Affairs Bureau for help.

However, Li Ang never liked owing favors, nor did he want to have too much contact with the Special Affairs Bureau in the real world.

“Let's talk about it later. Anyway, my alchemy hasn't reached the bottleneck for upgrading yet.”

Li Ang shook his head, throwing his cluttered thoughts to the back of his mind, and focused his attention on the random item chest from this mission reward.

Perhaps because of the update to the Killing Game version, or perhaps because the experience points and game coin rewards for this mission were not high,

This random item chest is fixed at Perfect quality, which is equivalent to having a guaranteed mechanism.

It won't produce particularly bad things, such as [Dog Shit], [Stone], [Wooden Stick], etc. – players have actually opened these in the past, and screenshots of the item descriptions have been pinned to the top of the player forum.

“Heavenly Spirit, Earthly Spirit...”

Li Ang rubbed his palms and shouted, “Open!”

A light flashed, and a quaint scroll appeared in the treasure chest.

[Skill Scroll Name: Summoning Art · Unicorn]

[Attribute: Learning type, disappears after one use]

[Type: Psionic]

[Quality: Perfect]

[Effect: Summons a unicorn that can obey commands]

[Cost: 500 points of psionic energy, a dessert]

[Cooldown Time: 30 minutes]

[Learning Conditions: User's psychological and physiological gender is female]

[Note: Only one unicorn can exist at the same time. The summon can be ended early]

[Note: Unicorns don't really die, they return to their original world after being destroyed. The more delicious the dessert used during the summon, the higher the unicorn's affinity will be, and the longer the summon will last, up to 2 hours]

[Note: The spiral horn on the unicorn's head has the ability to detoxify, heal, and cast spells. Older unicorns are usually stronger. Unicorns are not fixed at the time of summoning, but can be specific and correspond to unicorns with high affinity]

[Note: As noble, proud, and pure mythical creatures, unicorns are only willing to be touched and ridden by young and beautiful human females]

Chai Chai, who was floating in mid-air playing with her phone, saw Li Ang's expression suddenly stiffen and couldn't help asking, “What's wrong?”

“...I got screwed over.”

Li Ang's eyes twitched.

As a Perfect quality learning-type summoning scroll, the Summoning Art · Unicorn was a level higher than the Summoning Art · Dread Steed.

It consumes more psionic energy and lasts longer.

Moreover, the summoned unicorn is more functional than the Dread Steed.

But what's with this restriction on learning conditions?

“Too坑了, Too坑了...” (Too pit, Too pit = Screwed over)

Under Chai Chai's puzzled gaze, Li Ang threw the scroll into the corner of his inventory with a dark face.

He can't use it himself, so throw it in the warehouse and wait to hang it on the auction house to sell it – considering the extremely low usage conditions and consumption of this scroll, it is estimated that it can be sold for a good price.

————

Time flies by,

As the final exams officially ended and the grades were announced, this semester of Yishi Experimental Middle School also came to an end.

On the classroom TV, the school leaders babbled about how students should seriously complete their homework during the holidays, continue to work hard, and lay a solid foundation for the high school sprint, blah blah blah.

Under the podium, the students who had packed their schoolbags couldn't help but start whispering to each other.

Li Ang leaned back in his chair indifferently, holding two pencils, each with a green ring-shaped single-sided tape wrapped around it. As his arm rotated, the single-sided tape rotated around the pencil, making a "whoosh" sound.

Teasing the ends of Wang Congshan's hair next to him.

“How old are you?”

Wang Congshan rolled her eyes at him, flicked her finger, and accurately flicked the eraser shavings from her desk onto Li Ang's cheeks.

“Tch.”

Li Ang kept moving the transparent tape circles, sneering, “Woman, you're playing with fire.

You should be glad that I'm past the age of being easily angered, otherwise, just based on this provocation,

You will face my [Nu Yan Mie Huang Zui Yu Sha] (Wrathful Hellfire Extinguishing Sin Prison Kill).”

“What [Nu Yan Mie Huang Zui Yu Sha] (Wrathful Hellfire Extinguishing Sin Prison Kill)? Isn't it just a black ball made of eraser shavings?”

Wang Congshan's face showed a look of disgust, "Speaking of which, how long have you been saving that thing? Three or four years?

Don't tell me you still have it."

“Three years and seven months,”

Li Ang said as a matter of course: “Unfortunately, the eraser I used to use has been discontinued, which caused the [Nu Yan Mie Huang Zui Yu Sha] (Wrathful Hellfire Extinguishing Sin Prison Kill) to no longer be able to grow.

During the last campus charity sale, I originally wanted to reluctantly sell this collection, but unexpectedly no one bought it.”

“Who in their right mind would buy that thing?!”

Wang Congshan's eyes twitched, and she couldn't help but complain: "Even if you manually carve a very good-looking and cool wooden base, cover it with a glass cover, and form a handmade art piece that looks quite like something,

After telling people that it's eraser shavings, no one will buy it, right.”

Li Ang sneered: "A banana glued to the wall with tape can be auctioned for tens of thousands of dollars. Isn't the eraser shavings that I carefully grinded out an artwork?

Sure enough, in this land of creative scarcity, true artistic cells will never be born.

If you give primary and secondary school students in Yin City four glasses of 25c water, they can only physically heat it to 100c.

But if you give primary and secondary school students in the United States four glasses of 25c water, they can pour the four glasses of water together and directly produce a glass of 100c water without any heating.

The rigidity of exam-oriented cramming education has created a huge gap in thinking.

High school and college students in the United States are very well-mannered and use silencers in the library.

On the other hand, in Yin City, many students don't even know how to assemble a Glock pistol before military training.

This huge gap in quality is thought-provoking, causing me, the writer, to frown and fall into deep thought.”

“It has the flavor.”

Wang Congshan nodded and said, “You've read a lot of *Yilin* (a Chinese magazine), haven't you?”

“I read a box of them at the library.”

Li Ang smiled and said, "With my knowledge reserves, literary skills, and writing literacy, even if I don't become an artist, it's more than enough to be an opinion leader KOL.

For example, something like ‘The consumption of meat, eggs, and milk by Easterners affects the disappearance of the Brazilian rainforest’,

‘Eating too many genetically modified plants will produce black-skinned children’,

‘The new iPhone doesn't come with a charging head, which is so environmentally friendly and loves the earth, I'm rushing for you, Meng Ne’

and so on."