Hei Deng Xia Huo
Chapter 653 Double Meaning
A flash of azure arc electricity disappeared from Li Ang's hand. The main cannon, detached from the Stryker tank, fired with a deafening roar.
Flames and smoke erupted from the barrel. The high-explosive shell streaked through the air, almost grazing the edge of the fire tornado, and hurtled toward the flatbed truck.
"Hm?"
Cai Wen, bobbing back and forth like a boxer, pinpointed the location of the shell in a split second. He reached a cabbage leaf hand behind him, picked up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher, held it in his hand, and hurled it with all his might!
The cabbage was far lighter than a watermelon bomb, but its explosive damage was only slightly less.
With Cai Wen's precise throw, the cabbage crashed head-on into the high-explosive shell like a high-speed lead ball.
Boom!
The two collided and instantly burst apart.
Cabbage leaves flew everywhere, and metal fragments scattered. Cai Wen, standing tall at the front of the truck, danced his fist wind so densely that it perfectly shielded the vehicle beneath him, preventing it from being hit by shrapnel.
Even more, while performing this perfect boxing defense,
the Chinese cabbage still had the strength to turn its body and use its incisors to accurately bite a poisonous crossbow bolt fired from a treacherous angle by the assassin Ezio Auditore, spitting the arrow to the ground with a "Ptooey!"
The expression on the vegetable's face clearly conveyed a disdainful "Is that all you've got?"
I was actually... despised by a Chinese cabbage...
A strange sense of loss, shame, and embarrassment welled up in Ezio Auditore's heart.
It felt like studying hard for ten years, confidently entering the college entrance examination hall, only to discover that all the other contestants were Zenith Academy high school students with IQs over 300.
"The ability of humans really has its limits..."
Ezio Auditore's eyes were empty as he murmured, "To survive in this world, one must surpass humanity..."
No one paid attention to the mental activity of this Italian brother, who was writing an assassin berserker. Everyone's attention was focused on the gun barrel of the Stryker vehicle.
Boom boom boom!
The cannon poured out ammunition, and the remaining five high-explosive shells in the magazine all flew out of the barrel.
With the crisis of life and death close at hand, even Dave, who was usually crazy, seemed to have a moment of clarity in his eyes.
He shook the burlap fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean from it, and slammed it heavily on Cai Wen's back.
"Ah you good Malaysia!"
Accompanied by Dave's unintelligible roar, Cai Wen's figure swelled once again.
That green fist shadow that shattered everything appeared once again on the track.
Whether it was the incoming shells or the sneak attacks from other teams behind,
nothing could penetrate this fist wind barrier.
However.
Cai Wen's complacent smile suddenly froze. This Chinese cabbage suddenly realized that as it was about to hit the last incoming high-explosive shell,
that cannonball inexplicably deviated from its trajectory, plunging downwards like a suddenly falling straight line, rolling and falling to the ground.
"That is!"
Shameimaru Aya's pupils shrank. With her tengu's superhuman vision, she clearly saw something abnormal about the last high-explosive shell.
The outside of the shell was covered with many translucent threads.
The metal casing at the bottom of the shell had disappeared, and the explosives inside had been hollowed out, replaced by a medium-sized insect with a bloated body and a sac full of acid on its back.
I see.
Shameimaru Aya understood.
The GTA5 NPC had released several strange-shaped insects before.
All the insects had arrived at the front of the track in advance, where they had woven a layer of net with transparent threads.
When the vehicle and the first few shells passed by, the transparent net lifted upwards.
When the last shell containing the special insect passed by, the transparent net pulled downwards, intercepting the shell and dragging it to the ground, placing the shell directly under Crazy Dave's vehicle,
which was also the blind spot for the alien plant's attack.
Bang!
The poison creeper instantly exploded, and strong acid and shrapnel showered the bottom of the flatbed truck, instantly melting away most of the chassis.
The three alien little green men in the truck's cab only felt a jolt, wailing and yelling as they spun the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle.
Unfortunately, all these attempts were in vain.
After the acid corroded the fuel tank, causing the fuel to leak completely, the swaying flatbed truck slowed down all the way, finally crashing head-on into a lamppost,
leaving the four drivers on the truck, chattering in strange languages as if conducting encrypted communications.
Success.
The system prompt sounded in his ear.
Li Ang, on the roof of the Stryker tank, exhaled a mouthful of turbid air and released his divine power, recalling the bee soldier.
"How did you do it..."
The witch, looking bewildered, was about to ask, but realized that speaking out would be suspected of probing for information from a teammate, so she closed her mouth.
"It's bugs, I added bugs."
Li Ang explained with a straight face, "This world is entirely composed of data, so as long as you use bugs (computer vulnerabilities), you can target it."
"..."
The witch was silent for a moment, but couldn't help but complain, "No, your English pun is too cold, isn't it?"
"Is it? It's okay."
Li Ang grinned. "I read a book called 'How to Chat with the Opposite Sex' before. The book said that adding some extremely ingenious puns when chatting can ease the awkward atmosphere
and create jokes that are so hilarious that people laugh until they lose control of their bowels and bladder."
???
I'd like to hear what kind of joke can make people laugh until they lose control of their bowels and bladder.
The witch had a stomach full of complaints, but she couldn't say them. In contrast, Sunset Melting Gold in the passenger seat nodded. "Oh, oh, I seem to have read that book too. It also has detailed tutorials on how to attract the attention of the opposite sex.
For example, when you see the other person posting a selfie on Moments, reply 'Is that you?'
When you see a travel photo, reply 'Fake picture from the internet?'
When you see a photo of shoes, reply 'Fake?'
When you see a hotel photo, reply 'Hooking up again?'
When you see a music share, reply 'Following the trend?'
When you see a daily life post, reply 'Is that all?'
When you see a hint that they want to be in a relationship, reply 'Hypocritical monster?'
When you see a late-night post, reply 'Don't you feel embarrassed?'
Over time, all the opposite sex in your Moments will pay special attention to you.
Well... I originally wanted to try it, but there aren't many girls in my Moments,
either WeChat business ad machines or tea-selling girls..."
???
I think it's more normal to scold them and then delete them as friends! Which book did you two read, "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" or "How to Enrage the Opposite Sex and Make Them Your Mortal Enemy"!
The witch's mouth twitched, and she decisively chose not to continue dwelling on this topic.
The Stryker tank continued forward, entering a narrow and steep roller coaster section, picking up items such as banana peels, red mushrooms, and green turtle shells.
However, given that they had just destroyed the vehicle of Crazy Dave, the dark horse of the race, for a time, not many teams dared to drive alongside them.
They drove smoothly down the roller coaster section.