The weasel had completely toyed with Liu Dazhuang in illusions.
Every time Liu Dazhuang managed to push out a few balls of dung and felt a sense of accomplishment, the weasel would break the illusion.
When Liu Dazhuang woke up to see his "achievements," he was always on the verge of collapse.
Then, he would be hypnotized by the weasel again, falling into an illusion and happily pushing shit.
An Nuan praised the weasel.
When it came to tormenting people, he certainly had his ways!
"You're such a little genius!"
"Hehe, I am indeed a genius. Even in our large family, geniuses like me are rare! Don't be too surprised or too impressed when you meet my family later. Although we are all Huang Da Xian, we are very low-key."
Fu Yunting asked, "Is your tribe numerous?"
"We're okay, not too many. But people used to respect us a lot, and they never hunted us, so we've been doing quite well. Sometimes we could even get food from temples. Human food doesn't suit our taste, but it's indeed very beautiful, with many varieties. I like it anyway!"
Although the weasel said the food didn't suit its taste, its eyes sparkled.
If someone had given him a bite to eat right then, they would have become his best friend!
Fu Yunting gave him two cherries.
The weasel immediately stretched its neck, opened its mouth in surprise, and looked at Fu Yunting with immense gratitude.
Fu Yunting said, "These two are good ones, not spoiled."
"Ah~~ You're such a good person!"
The weasel grabbed the two cherries and stuffed them into its mouth.
Cold, sweet, and with a slight tanginess.
The crisp and refreshing texture was simply mesmerizing.
"Huang Huang hasn't eaten such fresh fruit in a long time. Great person, Huang Huang blesses you!"
The blessings of Huang Da Xian were very rare.
However, Fu Yunting didn't care.
He was a corpse king, why would he care about the blessing of a silly roe deer?
"Huang Huang wishes you a long life, a happy marriage, and many descendants!"
Fu Yunting happily gave him a box of cherries.
"Don't be shy, take them all! I have more if you finish these."
"You are truly a great benefactor; all the gods will protect you."
Fu Yunting held An Nuan's hand tightly and smiled, "I've heard that Huang Da Xian is very effective."
"So, do you wish for a long life, or many descendants?"
"I still want a happy marriage the most."
An Nuan's cheeks flushed slightly, and she tucked her hand into Fu Yunting's pocket.
With its mouth full of cherries, Huang Da Xian spat out a dozen pits with a sputtering sound.
"Huang Huang is so happy! Huang Huang likes this, and also likes strawberries, bananas, and big apples!"
Fu Yunting replied, "Alright, if you follow us from now on, you'll have plenty of opportunities to eat them."
The Huang Da Xian's eyes sparkled.
What good people!
Finally, he had met two good people!
Huang Da Xian was so happy he could almost cry.
As they walked into the rugged mountain forest, the Huang Da Xian called out a few times.
Several furry creatures emerged from the mountains and the ground.
"Er Mao!"
"Second brother."
"Uncle Er!"
"You old second, you're finally back!"
Hundreds of weasels scrambled down from the mountain.
An Nuan and Fu Yunting didn't even have a place to stand and had to float in mid-air.
Then, the weasel family completely took over the ground. More than eight hundred weasels huddled together, whimpering pitifully.
"Er Mao, you're finally back! We thought we wouldn't see you again!"
"Second brother, why are you so foolish? If you had been captured too, we would have been heartbroken!"
"Er Mao! If you run around again, I'll break your legs!"
Er Mao chuckled, "Big Sister, you wouldn't break my legs!"
"Hmph, I won't, but I can tell your brother-in-law to break your legs."
The simple-minded brother-in-law smiled beside them, with an expression that clearly said, "I'm willing, just leave it to me."
How much animosity could there be normally?
An Nuan was more concerned about the Huang Da Xian's name.
Er Mao!
Why were all their names so interesting!
Oh, my apologies, he's not human!
Er Mao pulled out Wang Dazhuang and said, "Look! I found this enemy! I've finally avenged Old Fourth!"
The weasel family wailed.
An Nuan could no longer tell if they were moved or in awe.
Their round, big eyes collectively sparkled like stars, blindingly bright!
"Everyone, I have one more thing to announce! That is, them!"
Er Mao pointed at An Nuan and Fu Yunting.
"We owe them for being able to capture this cunning and cruel human this time!"
"I've already made an agreement with them. I'll take care of Wang Dazhuang, and they'll provide me with the opportunity to transform into a human, but I'll have to live in their place."
All the weasels fell silent.
The atmosphere felt a bit ominous...
An Nuan didn't know if they agreed or disagreed; their dark eyes were inscrutable.
Big Sister stretched her neck and said, "The opportunity to transform into a human? Such a good opportunity, and you only get it for yourself? How can you be so ungrateful!"
Brother-in-law also said, "Exactly, you brat, you can't forget your roots."
After speaking, he slapped Er Mao across the face and then secretly chuckled.
Heh heh, satisfying!
An Nuan chuckled, "They really are a loving family..."
Big Sister said, "Er Mao, you're going out for a grand adventure, but you can't abandon your wife and children."
"Men can't just think of themselves! You have to bring your wife and children with you!"
"Also, are you really sure about who they are?"
"Don't forget, Old Fourth was deceived by humans, which led to his current predicament."
"Sister only has seventy-eight brothers and sisters left. You can't do anything rash!"
Er Mao took out more than half a box of cherries and roared:
"They are good people because they gave me this!"
The weasels were stunned for a moment, then stretched their necks and sniffed the scent from the box.
Wow!
Good people, definitely good people!
The weasels burst into thunderous applause.
"They are truly good people!"
"Er Mao is too good; you've finally met good people!"
"Our Er Mao is a bit foolish, but his luck is truly amazing."
"That's right, my second brother is the child of destiny, the best second brother!"
An Nuan was so embarrassed she could dig her toes into her shoes.
How could a group of weasels make her this embarrassed!
Er Mao nodded vigorously, "Ancestor said fools have foolish blessings, and silly roe deer also have blessings!"
"Brothers and sisters, cousins and sisters-in-law, all relatives, I'm about to embark on a long journey. Bless me, protect me!"
"May you transform into a human soon!"
"May you become Huang Da Xian soon!"
"May your IQ become higher, deeper than the sea and higher than the mountains!"
An Nuan felt that Big Sister's blessing was the most suitable for Er Mao.
But she didn't quite gauge the extent of it.
This wish might not be realized for a million years.
After the weasel tribe finished their praise, Big Sister pointed to a cave.
"Before you depart, you still need to see the Ancestors. Humans, you should come along too."