"You're silly! I'm not asking you to propose today, you're so dumb!"
Fu Yunting, glared at by her, didn't feel hurt, but rather pleased.
He was so happy he didn't know what to do with his hands.
An Nuan, seeing his demeanor, whispered, "Useless! You'll make a laughingstock of yourself."
"Let them laugh. As long as we can get married, do we need to get a marriage certificate?"
An Nuan burst into laughter at his words.
In the apocalypse, was there even a Civil Affairs Bureau? Where would they go to get a certificate?
"Mr. Fu, you're hilarious!"
Fu Yunting snapped back to reality and realized he had said something wrong.
He awkwardly pursed his thin lips. "I was confused! No certificate, I know what I need to do. Go eat first. You don't need to wait for me to sleep tonight. I'll be back after I finish."
"What are you going to do?"
"Prepare the venue for the engagement!"
Fu Yunting sprinted off, disappearing from An Nuan's sight in a moment.
Juan Juan tilted its head and watched, its owner's spouse ran so fast!
An Nuan pouted and grumbled, "Big dummy, I didn't say it had to be a grand affair!"
Without Fu Yunting by her side that night, she slept restlessly.
She fell asleep very late, and only when dawn was breaking did she finally drift into deep sleep.
Suddenly, two slaps landed on her face.
An Nuan woke up abruptly, stunned.
"Luoluo, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me? It hurts so much!"
"I've been calling you for twenty minutes, and you were sleeping like a dead pig, unresponsive! You're killing me with worry!"
"Is something wrong?"
"Is something wrong?"
Luoluo hurriedly pulled her up and sat her on the edge of the bed.
The new house had an excellent view. Looking out from the bedroom, the entire street was visible.
Luoluo cupped her head and pointed to the south.
"My dear ancestor, have you seen it clearly? Your husband is here to propose!"
Holy cow!
An Nuan's heart was overcome by a million zombies, leaving not a blade of grass!
On the main street, Sha Xing and Fei Tian led the way, with several newly recruited high-level zombies dancing and scattering candy.
Behind them, four rows of high-level zombies played musical instruments.
Further behind, tens of thousands of zombies followed, carrying various items.
Fu Yunting was in the center, riding in a carriage pulled by eighteen zombies.
The music was pleasant and joyous.
The momentum was grand.
Onlookers set off firecrackers and scattered candy.
Xiao Yu wriggled with excitement, while Juanzi and CoCo fired firecrackers in the sky.
Mi Shuangshuang and Hu Ge were cheering the loudest.
It was a festive scene, yet An Nuan found it exceptionally eerie.
Was this an engagement for her?
Was it an engagement in the underworld?
This scene looked so strange!
An Nuan got goosebumps.
It was so damn weird!
"What are you waiting for? Your husband is almost here. Are you going to greet him with sleep in your eyes?"
An Nuan was dumbfounded. "Then... should I buy mourning clothes?"
"Are you crazy! Ah, forget it. Who told you you're my silly best friend!"
Luoluo measured her size and covered her body with plants.
Blue and white roses intertwined to form a mermaid evening gown.
A few blue-purple roses were added for dark accents.
Lan Mi quickly prepared the curling iron and curled her hair, twisting flowers into the desired style. She then used a few mermaid tears as hairpins.
Ming Le called out, "Oh my, they're almost here! Who's going to stall them below? President Nuan still hasn't wiped her sleep crusts."
An Nuan twitched her mouth awkwardly.
There was no need to mention her sleep crusts so often!
Luoluo shouted, "Wenjing, Younger Brother, stall them for a bit. We're not ready yet!"
How were they supposed to stall?
Chang Kai asked Chen Wenjing, who replied she didn't know.
They had even set up cameras, waiting to capture the important moment when Young Master Fu carried An Nuan away.
To ask them to stall, this...
Chang Kai had no choice but to brace himself and string up a pile of copper wires in the middle of the road.
The carriage slowly stopped. Zhai Yang bleated twice in protest.
Sha Xing said, "What are you doing? You're blocking the way!"
"Sha Xing, you don't understand. Humans have to go through challenges to marry their wives, showing their sincerity."
Sha Xing turned to look at Fei Tian.
Fei Tian was tearing flowers, "Don't look at me. I'm not human, how would I know!"
Old Bird yelled, "Brother Chang Feng is right. These are the rules for us humans!"
Hu Ge: "Yes, it's not that easy to marry a wife. When my dad married my mom, he did two hundred push-ups!"
Zhai Yan: "Two hundred push-ups is a bit little."
Zhai Quan quickly nodded, "Exactly! I can do three thousand with one finger. Boss... ten thousand is not too much!"
Fu Yunting shot them a cold glance, a silent deterrent: I'm giving you one chance, speak properly!
Zhai Quan got scared and immediately switched sides:
"Boss can do ten thousand in a second. This method is not good, we need to change it!"
Mi Shuangshuang shouted, "Then backflips!"
"It's the same thing. I think we should do something else. How about running a lap around the city?"
"You're not afraid of Young Master Fu getting revenge!"
"How about something intellectually stimulating?"
"Are you considering Jiang Yu a decoration?"
"If both physical and mental abilities are not up to par, then what? How about Young Master Fu performs a talent?"
"Yes, a talent! If he passes, he can take President Nuan away!"
Fu Yunlei chimed in, "My brother started riding horses at three, calligraphy at five, passed piano at seven, and got a black belt in Taekwondo at nine. Which one do you choose?"
Hai Changfeng rubbed his chin. "These don't seem very suitable for today's occasion."
Old Bird, eating candy, said, "How about something simpler? Nuan Wa is waiting inside. Don't keep her waiting too long!"
An Nuan spat out her gum and snorted towards the window.
Who was waiting impatiently? She wasn't impatient at all!
An Nuan urged, "Jin Can, isn't the armored nails ready yet?"
"Almost, almost. They need to be heated to stick properly! You don't want them to fall off later, do you?"
"Oh my, I'm just getting engaged, not married. Why make it so complicated?"
"Just tell me if it looks good."
An Nuan stared at her nails for a moment and nodded vigorously, "Beautiful!"
"That's all there is to it. Beauty comes at a price!"
Luoluo hooked An Nuan's chin and made her lift her head.
She narrowed her eyes and warned, "Young lady, if you move around again, I'll draw lipstick on your eyelids!"
"Hehe, I won't move. Ah~~ Lipstick!"
Luoluo applied primer for her, then a nude pink, followed by a cinnamon shade, with a touch of true red blended in the center, and finally a thin layer of glossy honey.
Luoluo held up her eyelids and meticulously attached the false eyelashes one by one.
An Nuan exclaimed, "Where did you get false eyelashes? Did you trade with Er Gouzi?"
"Of course not. A few days ago, they found a makeup warehouse. It was a mess, and the cosmetics were damaged and unusable due to moisture, but there were a lot of false eyelashes."
Luoluo blew on the glue, and when it was semi-dry, she attached them, gently adjusting the angle.
After applying eyeliner, it was perfect!
Lan Mi secured the pearls and adjusted her hair. The masterpiece was complete.
Just then, a strange song echoed from downstairs...