Nan Bei Da Piao Liang

Chapter 493 You say, haven't you washed your hair in hundreds of years?

The dozen tigers around Brother Hu also chimed in:

"That ugly creature lives in Snake Mountain, emitting a foul stench all year round, so much so that ordinary creatures can't get close."

"Only snakes, scorpions, and centipedes live inside, all sorts of strange things. We don't go near there."

"Their influence is growing, constantly expanding outwards. Thankfully, our boss organized us to resist, otherwise we might have been poisoned to death."

Brother Hu nuzzled the head of the large white tiger repeatedly, kissing it.

"Oh, my dear Bai is so amazing, working hard to lead the little ones in surviving the apocalypse!"

"I'll take care of you from now on. Brother has saved up a lot of points and gold beads, I'll exchange them all for meat for you to eat."

Tao Ye Chen poured cold water on him: "Those tigers probably eat two pigs a day. Can you afford it?"

"No worries, no worries, aren't you here too? We'll raise them together, it'll be enough!"

Tao Ye Chen: ...

Thanks for that, you actually included me.

But he had his own troubles.

After the gorilla descended from the sky, it stood not far away, staring at him.

No, not staring, but peeking.

Just like in high school, a shy girl peeking at the handsome guy playing basketball by the field.

Tao Ye Chen wanted to communicate with them: "Excuse me, is there something you need?"

"Wuwuwuwua!"

Tao Ye Chen: Can't understand...

Several large baboons walked up to Tao Ye Chen.

Each exceeding 1.8 meters in height, they sniffed around him.

Then, a bizarre scene unfolded.

The baboons surrounded him, threw arms over his shoulders, and posed for a photo with a baboon holding a camera, flashing peace signs.

Tao Ye Chen: I'm taking a photo with baboons?

"Oh my heavens, why did you take such an ugly picture!"

"My god, we look so much better on camera!"

"Little brother, don't be so self-conscious. Looks aren't something you can change, so it's better to be natural!"

"Little brother, we're going to find our nests now, see you later."

The baboons then hopped away, doing some retro dance moves and humming tunes.

Tao Ye Chen was left standing in the wind, utterly bewildered.

After a long while, he snapped back to reality and asked in disbelief:

"Was I just judged by baboons? They found me ugly?"

Min Bao comforted him: "Brother Tao, how can you take the words of baboons to heart? Our aesthetics are different!"

Even so, he had still been looked down upon by baboons.

A fire burned within Tao Ye Chen.

He glanced coldly at the distant gorillas: "You guys aren't here to look down on me too, are you?"

In the sky.

The mammoth continued to rage:

"Once our Queen has her eyes on you, you'll be dead in minutes! You'll wait until not even your bones are left!"

"You dead panda, don't think you're so special just because you're rare, you're nothing! Watch me sit on you and crush you to death!"

It charged towards Shi Huai, but that move had already been tested.

Its reckless charge couldn't harm Shi Huai.

"Gravity Manipulation!"

The mammoth floated weightlessly into the air.

"Gravity Suppression!"

Shi Huai grabbed its large nose and swung it towards the Snake Queen's head.

Upon impact, gravity pressed down horizontally, smashing into the Snake Queen's critical point like a meteorite.

Other parts might have been fine, but the critical point is the most fatal area for snakes.

The Snake Queen was enraged.

She opened her mouth, her sharp, strange teeth grating together with a crunch.

"You dare to hit me!"

A foul breath spewed onto the mammoth's leg.

The thick hide of the leg instantly turned into exposed bone.

"I, I didn't mean to, I was wrong, spare me, I didn't mean it!"

"You big oaf, die!"

The Snake Queen's hair wrapped around the mammoth, dragging him into her mane and rapidly injecting him with venom.

Soon, a mammoth weighing thousands of pounds dissolved into a pool of blood, trickling down from her head.

After dealing with the mammoth, the Snake Queen turned and smiled at Fu Yun Ting.

Already ugly, and now with blood trickling from her head.

Grotesque, disgusting, insane.

Fu Yun Ting frowned in disgust.

Xiao Yu nuzzled his shoulder, indicating that not all snakes were this ugly.

Xiao Yu coiled around his arm.

The Snake Queen stared, her eyes fixed on Xiao Yu.

"Get off me!"

Xiao Yu ignored her.

Ugly creature, why should she be told to get off?

This was the first time she had encountered a snake that didn't obey her command. The Snake Queen squinted, an eighth-tier?

She looked at the people below.

So many eighth-tiers!

In her world, eighth-tiers could claim kingship, and ninth-tiers hadn't appeared yet, so she could dominate her territory.

Why were eighth-tiers here like cabbage being picked up?

Whatever, she'd get this man first.

He looked so handsome, he should taste delicious too!

The Snake Queen began to drool profusely.

"Man, I fancy you. I'll give you a chance to be my boy toy."

Fu Yun Ting: "Boy toy? Are you an old hag from three hundred years ago? Your vocabulary is so ancient."

Old hag?

Even as an異種 (otherworldly creature/variant), she was female.

This word made her hair stand on end.

Fu Yun Ting: "Calling you an old hag is being polite. Looking at your ghastly appearance, you're incredibly ugly. Let me introduce you to Yun Man; you can try to develop yourself based on her."

Yun Man charged forward, her tail covered in a shimmering shell, wearing a beautiful gauze skirt, she twirled a few times and threw a couple of seductive glances.

All the surrounding animals petrified, falling straight to the ground and shattering into pieces.

"Oh dear, this won't do, you can't fall for the enemy, you know, or you'll incur heavenly wrath!"

Yun Man threw two more seductive glances, successively taking down over twenty enemies.

The Snake Queen clawed at the air towards her, but Yun Man dodged with lightning speed, teleported behind her, and her crab legs dug fiercely into her body, forcibly tearing open a rift in her scales.

"We're both fusion bodies, don't think you're so great just because you're ugly. Trying to steal my friend's man, I think you're seeking death!"

The Snake Queen glared at her through gritted teeth, her body suddenly sprouting numerous bone blades that attacked Yun Man.

"Decompose! Sluggishness!"

The bone blades became pixelated and weathered, leaving only tiny fragments within.

In her rage, the Snake Queen coiled her massive body around Fu Yun Ting.

All the zombies below roared towards the sky, unleashing all their light cannons and artillery fire towards the sky.

Fei Tian flashed next to the Snake Queen's head and delivered a kick, shattering her jawbone.

"Ugly creature, give him back!"

Zhai Yan landed on her head, his shoe sole sticky.

He looked down, and Zhai Yan couldn't believe it: "How long has it been since you washed your hair? A century?"

"Brat, get down!"

The snakes lunged at Zhai Yan, but he didn't dodge, letting more than a dozen snakes bite his body.

Zhai Quan was heartbroken: "Boss, why didn't you dodge?"

Why?

Of course, because it was unnecessary!

Zombies were naturally immune to poison, and high-level zombies like them were even more resistant to ordinary toxins.

Moreover, his blood ability specialized in countering poison!